playerkills ([personal profile] playerkills) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2012-03-28 12:09 am

004 ☾ video

[ It's time for another session with everyone's favorite friendless losers. The feed turns on to show one Yozora looking not so cool today with her new fashionable headpiece. The embarrassment from her last post with Shu is still something she hasn't recovered from. ]

Members of the Neighbors Club, new and old! It's a pleasure to meet you all. Due to our conflicting schedules and the recent... events that have occurred in the past few days, I'm aware that we haven't been able to meet as often as we had hoped to, but to make ends meet, I've been meeting with my fellow club founders to mete out our responsibilities and find a solution to this. Thus, our first club meeting via Asgard's network shall commence. Now, before we get to the meat of the meeting--

[ what's that lurking behind yozora? with every mention of "meet / mete / meat", sena lurches closer to yozora like a wind-up toy fueled by meatcalling-induced rage and she's raising her arms to shove yozora's face out of the frame when---

she doesn't. what? instead sena hesitates then just scowls and lowers her arms and steps out of sight
]

Since for once you're being spared having to look at that dumb fox woman's face, I don't have to be charitable and restore the balance by having to show my divine one! Anyway before we go ahead with the rest of the meeting, we want to hear what you have to say about the speed-friendmaking event! Well, I don't really want to hear it unless it's something worth listening to! If you're going to ask stupid things like "Do you know the cellphone number of the person I talked to? What are their favorite places to go on dates? Have I reached the tokimeki state yet?" don't bother wasting that much oxygen! There's really only one important question here! Did you make any new friends from the event?

Ah and to that cute Nipa-chan... What's your favorite place to go to in Asgar --- OW!


[ yozora bites sena.

well no it's more like yozora's horse head bites sena's face.
]

Oh, sorry, I thought you were a tasty-looking piece of meat, but I forgot to cook you first and dug right in.

[ sena shrieks and tries to bat away the horse head ] No! Ah disgustingdisgustingdisgustinguncleannostupidyozoraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakillllllllllyou! The only mouth I want to touch my skin is Kobato-chan's!!!! Keep your mouth away from my face!!!! [ she scrubs at her face with the sleeve of her top ] I'm not clean for Kobato-chan anymore. [ and yep she's on the verge of tears ] Yozora you idioooooooooooot!!!!! [ and sena runs out of the frame and from the sound of a door slamming, out of the room, crying ]

Anyway, it's as Meat says. This opportunity to voice out your comments and concerns regarding the club doesn't happen that often, so don't waste it. By the way, we accept praise all year round. Snide remarks, protests and violent reactions are forbidden.

[ Kodaka is just line facing, ignoring Sena' tantrum. He's very glad his sister isn't here, and he knows she'll come back eventually. ]

Like the others said, we'd like to hear your input. Suggestions for future social skills building activities is something that'd be ideal. And despite what was just said, you can tell me things you didn't like about previous activities or something you need in the club room. We don't have much funds, but we'll do what we can.

[ He moves back from the screen, looking/talking at Yozora. His voice isn't as loud, but he can still be heard. ] Is there a reason you're wearing that?

Hmph, that's none of your business...

Speaking of activities, there's something else we want to hear from you. Now that we're finally not under attack by ice fairies, lions or fire-breathing dragons, we must make use of this time to hone our skills and improve our capabilities of surviving as normals. However, a dog ate our list of planned activities for the first six months of our stay.
[ just admit you lost it, yozora... ] So we're opening the board for suggestions. For club activities, of course, but new and creative insults for Meat are welcome, too.

(ooc: stupid horseface yozora, meat, yankee-kun. ooc sign-ups for the neighbors club if anyone is interested. fire away, but tags from yozora will come in the morning. they will also be under an account i still need to make shh you will know it when you see it.)
flareuplife: Believe - Safetysuit (See you’ve got a past; but I don’t know)

[personal profile] flareuplife 2012-03-28 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
[And just because he can, Kiri ends up making his own mascot head and puts it on to address this post.]

Huh, this is my first time hearing about the Neighbors Club. [He's been lost for almost a month, you can't blame him.] Are you some kind of welcoming committee?
meatshields: (→ N O O O O O O O ☆)

video;

[personal profile] meatshields 2012-03-28 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ sorry but sena just SCREAMS because omg what is that torn-up rabbit head AHHHHHHHHHHH ]

What- what-
flareuplife: Believe - Safetysuit (I'm gonna break this)

Re: video;

[personal profile] flareuplife 2012-03-28 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ialsjflasfl Screaming.]

H-hey, c'mon! It's not that bad.
Edited 2012-03-28 15:04 (UTC)
meatshields: (→ U P S E T ☆)

video;

[personal profile] meatshields 2012-03-28 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Scary! It's completely scary, you idiot! Rabbits are supposed to be small and cute so of course anyone would be surprised when someone shows up on video wearing an oversized rabbit head!
flareuplife: Things to Say - Safetysuit (I would let you know)

Re: video;

[personal profile] flareuplife 2012-03-28 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
What, so like this? [He brings out a sketchbook to show the feed, and he draws the body of a small and cute rabbit in a matter of seconds...until he adds some very strange, cartoonish facial features.]

And how come the horse head isn't scary?
Edited 2012-03-28 19:24 (UTC)
meatshields: (→ L E H O R R E U R ☆)

video;

[personal profile] meatshields 2012-03-29 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
Oh that's cute! You're forgive--- [ GYAHHHHHHHHHH! ] AH WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?! Are you an enemy of cute things?!

A-and that horse's head isn't scary because what's under it is more horrifying! [ plus she's seen it before ] N-not that I was scared of you either!

[ that's a blatant lie sena ]
flareuplife: Believe - Safetysuit (Cause I don’t wanna go away from you)

[personal profile] flareuplife 2012-03-29 12:55 pm (UTC)(link)
N-no! What's wrong with your eyes? This is cute! [...No, Kiri, you just have a weird art style.]
absolutelyshameful: (horse ☾ i eat you)

[personal profile] absolutelyshameful 2012-03-28 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
No, we don't tolerate idiots. You'll have to talk to Akari about that.

That's a nice head.
flareuplife: (You're thinking all my thoughts)

[personal profile] flareuplife 2012-03-28 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't say I'm an idiot, but okay.

Yours too. Did you make it? [Because everyone can make giant mascot heads like you, Kiri.]
absolutelyshameful: (horse ☾ neigh)

[personal profile] absolutelyshameful 2012-03-29 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
I wish I had the time for that. You?
flareuplife: Believe - Safetysuit (If you don’t believe in what you’ve got)

[personal profile] flareuplife 2012-03-29 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
I drew mine, but I have the ability to turn my drawings into real objects.
absolutelyshameful: (horse ☾ neigh....)

[personal profile] absolutelyshameful 2012-03-29 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
Un... unfair... Which house do you have to be in to do that?
flareuplife: (Default)

[personal profile] flareuplife 2012-03-29 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
Freyr. What ability do you have?
absolutelyshameful: (Default)

[personal profile] absolutelyshameful 2012-03-29 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
That's classified.
flareuplife: Things to Say - Safetysuit (The things I didn't say)

[personal profile] flareuplife 2012-03-29 12:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Why? Did you get some embarrassing power?
absolutelyshameful: (horse ☾ i eat you)

[personal profile] absolutelyshameful 2012-03-29 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
No. It's a war tactic.
flareuplife: (I haven't got a clue)

[personal profile] flareuplife 2012-03-30 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
...What?

What war? Do you mean the war here or some other one?
absolutelyshameful: (horse ☾ i'm a vegetarian)

[personal profile] absolutelyshameful 2012-03-30 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Some of us might turn on each other. It's not uncommon in situations like these.
flareuplife: (Things could still be worse)

[personal profile] flareuplife 2012-03-30 01:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright...I would ask if you're kidding, but I'm pretty sure you're not.
absolutelyshameful: (horse ☾ no shame)

[personal profile] absolutelyshameful 2012-03-30 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ SHE'S KIDDING mostly. ]

Anyway, my power is not embarrassing at all. Heh... It might be even more powerful than yours.