asgardeventide | 004 ☾ video

[ It's time for another session with everyone's favorite friendless losers. The feed turns on to show one Yozora looking not so cool today with her new fashionable headpiece. The embarrassment from her last post with Shu is still something she hasn't recovered from. ]

Members of the Neighbors Club, new and old! It's a pleasure to meet you all. Due to our conflicting schedules and the recent... events that have occurred in the past few days, I'm aware that we haven't been able to meet as often as we had hoped to, but to make ends meet, I've been meeting with my fellow club founders to mete out our responsibilities and find a solution to this. Thus, our first club meeting via Asgard's network shall commence. Now, before we get to the meat of the meeting--

[ what's that lurking behind yozora? with every mention of "meet / mete / meat", sena lurches closer to yozora like a wind-up toy fueled by meatcalling-induced rage and she's raising her arms to shove yozora's face out of the frame when--- she doesn't. what? instead sena hesitates then just scowls and lowers her arms and steps out of sight ]

Since for once you're being spared having to look at that dumb fox woman's face, I don't have to be charitable and restore the balance by having to show my divine one! Anyway before we go ahead with the rest of the meeting, we want to hear what you have to say about the speed-friendmaking event! Well, I don't really want to hear it unless it's something worth listening to! If you're going to ask stupid things like "Do you know the cellphone number of the person I talked to? What are their favorite places to go on dates? Have I reached the tokimeki state yet?" don't bother wasting that much oxygen! There's really only one important question here! Did you make any new friends from the event?

Ah and to that cute Nipa-chan... What's your favorite place to go to in Asgar --- OW!

[ yozora bites sena. well no it's more like yozora's horse head bites sena's face. ]

Oh, sorry, I thought you were a tasty-looking piece of meat, but I forgot to cook you first and dug right in.

[ sena shrieks and tries to bat away the horse head ] No! Ah disgustingdisgustingdisgustinguncleannostupidyozoraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakillllllllllyou! The only mouth I want to touch my skin is Kobato-chan's!!!! Keep your mouth away from my face!!!! [ she scrubs at her face with the sleeve of her top ] I'm not clean for Kobato-chan anymore. [ and yep she's on the verge of tears ] Yozora you idioooooooooooot!!!!! [ and sena runs out of the frame and from the sound of a door slamming, out of the room, crying ]

Anyway, it's as Meat says. This opportunity to voice out your comments and concerns regarding the club doesn't happen that often, so don't waste it. By the way, we accept praise all year round. Snide remarks, protests and violent reactions are forbidden.

[ Kodaka is just line facing, ignoring Sena' tantrum. He's very glad his sister isn't here, and he knows she'll come back eventually. ]

Like the others said, we'd like to hear your input. Suggestions for future social skills building activities is something that'd be ideal. And despite what was just said, you can tell me things you didn't like about previous activities or something you need in the club room. We don't have much funds, but we'll do what we can.

[ He moves back from the screen, looking/talking at Yozora. His voice isn't as loud, but he can still be heard. ] Is there a reason you're wearing that?

Hmph, that's none of your business...

Speaking of activities, there's something else we want to hear from you. Now that we're finally not under attack by ice fairies, lions or fire-breathing dragons, we must make use of this time to hone our skills and improve our capabilities of surviving as normals. However, a dog ate our list of planned activities for the first six months of our stay. [ just admit you lost it, yozora... ] So we're opening the board for suggestions. For club activities, of course, but new and creative insults for Meat are welcome, too.

(ooc: stupid horseface yozora, meat, yankee-kun. ooc sign-ups for the neighbors club if anyone is interested. fire away, but tags from yozora will come in the morning. they will also be under an account i still need to make shh you will know it when you see it.)

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They're-! [ she's too tsun for this question, PASS. ]

That's none of your business, Noel. [ yeahhh she remembers his name because serah asked about him before ] We're all friendless here. Ask Meat and Kodaka.

Wait, really? Wasn't making friends the point of that party? [ surely not everyone can be... complete and utter failures... ] After something that big, I don't think anyone would be friendless anymore.

[ he has like four friends he's going to be the most popular in this club ]

[ what an achievement he is a hero in their eyes ]

You'd be surprised. How about you? Did you make as many frends as you had hoped?

Sort of, I guess. There wasn't enough time to talk to anyone all that much. [ but some people seemed okay... if okay can be defined as 'not completely batshit'. ]

[ sigh... ] I expected as much. As I've gathered, no one can instantly become friends after one conversation alone.

Isn't that normal? I mean, stuff like that takes time. [ noel don't use that word... normal isn't for friendless losers ] A lot of the people I know didn't trust me at first, either, but we're fine now.

[ he hopes, anyway. oops. ]

It's... normal!? [ Revelations!! ] Anyway, I'm not interested in making many friends. I already have Sh, Shu, T-Tsukik... o... Taka...

For most people, yeah. [ it's a sad day when noel is the one with the most knowledge here... but wait a minute he caught that last bit ] Huh, sounds like you already have friends. If that's the case, making more shouldn't be too hard.

[ maybe she's not as big a social failure as she seems? ~~hahahahahahahah~~ ]

[ don't make it sound so easy ]

You say that as if you have more friends than I do...

[ it's easy when you know how... or when you're the last people alive then it's just kind of compulsory ]

Does it matter? [ trying to figure out internally how many people would actually consider him a friend he's too awkward for this... but the answer is yes either way ]

Of course it does! [ she sounds frustrated. it means you're more of a normal than her, noel, duh!! ]

Whatever, my goal isn't to make as many friends as possible. It's too troublesome.

Wasn't that the point of the party, though? [ why are you trying to use logic ] Some things might be troublesome, but friends are important.

Hmph. I know that, idiot. But... "It doesn't matter if you can't make one hundred friends - you just need to make real friends who are as important to you as one hundred people." [ her mother knows best aw yeah ]