The 1st Pipe [Text] When in doubt, leave a note.

[pipefan413]

GODS OF ASGARD.

WHILE I AM FLATTERED TO HAVE BEEN RECRUITED FOR WHAT SEEMS A MOST NOBLE CAUSE, I MUST INSIST THAT I BE RELEASED IMMEDIATELY AND ALLOWED TO RETURN TO THE BUSINESS I HAD BEEN CONDUCTING PREVIOUSLY. PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT IT IS OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE MY ENERGY BE FOCUSED ON MY OWN AFFAIRS AT THIS TIME. IF ALLOWED TO LEAVE PEACEFULLY, I WILL GLADLY CONSIDER RETURNING TO OFFER MY ASSISTANCE AT A LATER DATE. HOWEVER, FORCE WILL BE USED IF NECESSARY.

PLEASE MAKE HASTE WITH YOUR RESPONSE(S). IT IS URGENT.

[Added later, after this conversation:]


'NOTE: GODS OF ASGARD.

'IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING WHAT IT WAS I WAS HOPING TO ACCOMPLISH BEFORE BEING BROUGHT HERE, I WOULD LIKE TO INFORM YOU THAT I WAS IN THE MIDST OF SEARCHING FOR MY SON, JOHN EGBERT. THOUGH I DO PLAN TO SEARCH YOUR CITY THOROUGHLY FOR HIM BEFORE DEPARTING, IN THE EVENT THAT I AM NOT SUCCESSFUL I SHOULD LIKE TO BE RETURNED TO THE PLACE FROM WHICH YOU BROUGHT ME IN ORDER TO CONTINUE MY SEARCH FOR HIM.'

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text;

[aggrievance]

Apologies. But the mighty gods of Asgard don't appear to take into account the importance of previous affairs.

[pipefan413]

YOUNG LADY.

I WAS JUST BEGINNING TO GATHER THAT MYSELF. I'VE KNOWN A STRONGLY WORDED LETTER OR TWO TO DO WONDERS IN THE PAST, SO I THOUGHT I WOULD GIVE IT THE OLD COLLEGE TRY.

[What kind of respectable man would he be if he didn't?]

HOWEVER, THOUGH THE LETTER WAS MARKED AS URGENT, I HAVE YET TO RECEIVE A RESPONSE. I WILL GIVE THEM THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT AND WAIT A FEW MORE MINUTES. IF I DO NOT RECEIVE ONE IN THAT PERIOD OF TIME, I'M AFRAID I WILL BE FORCED TO SEARCH FOR ANOTHER SOLUTION.

[aggrievance]

Simply "Rose" would be an adequate term of address.
As of yet, unless your plight appeals to our hosts' sense of whimsy, you may be awaiting a response far longer than necessary.
Gods don't often deign to lower themselves to the likes of man.

[zodiacpun]

It's a non-negotiable arrangement. However, if you do get in touch with them, let me know.

[pipefan413]

YOUNG MAN.

WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, NOTHING IS NON-NEGOTIABLE.

I WILL BE SURE TO LET YOU KNOW AS SOON AS I RECEIVE A RESPONSE OR FIND A SOLUTION OTHERWISE.

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[wristbands]

whoa uh hey
cool it down on the caps lock??

[pipefan413]

I BEG YOUR PARDON?

[Shut up, Chie. Clearly this is how everybody types.]

[colonist]

Woah, slow down! You can't just back down from a call for help! It's a big deal when people want your help, don't you know?

[pipefan413]

YOUNG MAN.

I CANNOT SAY THAT I DISAGREE WITH YOU ON THAT POINT. HOWEVER, BEFORE BEING BROUGHT HERE, I HAD PREVIOUSLY BEEN IN THE MIDST OF MY OWN MISSION TO HELP SOMEONE. I DON'T MEAN TO MAKE SOMETHING MORE OUT OF MY OWN PROBLEM, BUT WHEN A MAN'S SON IS IN DANGER, A MAN IS FORCED TO ORGANIZE HIS PRIORITIES. UNFORTUNATELY, EVERYTHING ELSE, HOLY OR NOT, MUST TAKE A BACK SEAT.

[Text] because rory is totez a homestuck character

[timesnewroman]

what business were you conducting previously? maybe if it was really important and you let the gods know theyll let you leave?

[Text] Well, he does have cardsuits in his icon keywords...(unsure)

[pipefan413]

YOUNG MAN.

THAT IS, IN FACT, EXACTLY WHAT I WAS HOPING TO ACCOMPLISH WITH THE MESSAGE ABOVE. YOU MAY BE RIGHT, HOWEVER. PERHAPS IF I SIMPLY CAME RIGHT OUT AND TOLD THEM WHAT IT WAS I WAS HOPING TO ACCOMPLISH BEFORE, THEY WOULD BE MORE UNDERSTANDING OF MY CURRENT PREDICAMENT.

HOW DOES THIS SOUND?

'NOTE: GODS OF ASGARD.

'IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING WHAT IT WAS I WAS HOPING TO ACCOMPLISH BEFORE BEING BROUGHT HERE, I WOULD LIKE TO INFORM YOU THAT I WAS IN THE MIDST OF SEARCHING FOR MY SON, JOHN EGBERT. THOUGH I DO PLAN TO SEARCH YOUR CITY THOROUGHLY FOR HIM BEFORE DEPARTING, IN THE EVENT THAT I AM NOT SUCCESSFUL I SHOULD LIKE TO BE RETURNED TO THE PLACE FROM WHICH YOU BROUGHT ME IN ORDER TO CONTINUE MY SEARCH FOR HIM.'

[Text]

[saving_sound]

I dont think that will work...

[pipefan413]

PERHAPS NOT, YOUNG LADY. THERE'S NO HARM IN TRYING, HOWEVER.

text.

[fullofspirits]

i dont think we can just leave..
i think we're being forced to stay here, like a draft
i'm sorry :(

[pipefan413]

YOUNG LADY.

YOU MAY VERY WELL HAVE A POINT THERE. HOWEVER, EVEN THE MOST VALIANT OF SOLDIERS ARE SOMETIMES FORCED TO ABANDON THE MISSION AT HAND FOR A MORE IMPORTANT ONE.

EVEN SO, I SIGNED UP FOR NO DRAFT, NOR DID I VOTE ON ONE. NOBLE AS THEIR CAUSE MAY SEEM, IT IS NOT ONE I WILL FIGHT FOR AS A CAPTIVE.

AT LEAST, NOT UNTIL I HAVE FOUND MY SON.

text;

[charming_jerk]

nope

[pipefan413]

PARDON ME?

[biifurcatiion]

why doe2 everyone keep doiing thii2.
doe2nt anybody actually go back and look and 2ee the hundred2 of other people who diid the 2AME THIING AND NOTHIING HAPPENED.

[pipefan413]

COME TO THINK OF IT...

I HADN'T REALLY THOUGHT TO LOOK BACK ON ANY PREVIOUS NETWORK POSTINGS. I WILL BE SURE TO DO SO NOW THAT YOU HAVE SAID SOMETHING. FOR THAT, I WILL THANK YOU.

THOUGH, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, I HAVE NEVER BEEN ONE TO LET OTHER PEOPLE'S FAILURES DETERMINE MY ACTIONS. I MAY NOT BE SUCCESSFUL IN MY ATTEMPTS TODAY, BUT NOW I CAN AT LEAST SAY THAT I HAVE TRIED AND WILL CONTINUE TO TRY UNTIL I HAVE FOUND MY SON AGAIN.

[ text ]

[unify]

[ ....s-so polite..! ]

(◎_◎)

[pipefan413]

PARDON ME?

[What are emotes...]

voice

[firststep]

Urm, I'm not sure if we can go back...

[Text]

[pipefan413]

NOR AM I, BUT IT IS, AT THE VERY LEAST, WORTH A GOOD TRY.

video;

[eyeroll]

I'm pretty sure they don't give a shit what any of us think.

But... well, good luck finding your son. Sounds like he's got a good dad.

[pipefan413]

PERHAPS NOT, YOUNG LADY, BUT I DO LIKE TO GIVE EVERYONE THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT BEFORE JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS.

THANK YOU, THOUGH. THERE IS TRULY NO GREATER COMPLIMENT YOU COULD HAVE PAID ME.