The 1st Pipe [Text] When in doubt, leave a note.

[pipefan413]

GODS OF ASGARD.

WHILE I AM FLATTERED TO HAVE BEEN RECRUITED FOR WHAT SEEMS A MOST NOBLE CAUSE, I MUST INSIST THAT I BE RELEASED IMMEDIATELY AND ALLOWED TO RETURN TO THE BUSINESS I HAD BEEN CONDUCTING PREVIOUSLY. PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT IT IS OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE MY ENERGY BE FOCUSED ON MY OWN AFFAIRS AT THIS TIME. IF ALLOWED TO LEAVE PEACEFULLY, I WILL GLADLY CONSIDER RETURNING TO OFFER MY ASSISTANCE AT A LATER DATE. HOWEVER, FORCE WILL BE USED IF NECESSARY.

PLEASE MAKE HASTE WITH YOUR RESPONSE(S). IT IS URGENT.

[Added later, after this conversation:]


'NOTE: GODS OF ASGARD.

'IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING WHAT IT WAS I WAS HOPING TO ACCOMPLISH BEFORE BEING BROUGHT HERE, I WOULD LIKE TO INFORM YOU THAT I WAS IN THE MIDST OF SEARCHING FOR MY SON, JOHN EGBERT. THOUGH I DO PLAN TO SEARCH YOUR CITY THOROUGHLY FOR HIM BEFORE DEPARTING, IN THE EVENT THAT I AM NOT SUCCESSFUL I SHOULD LIKE TO BE RETURNED TO THE PLACE FROM WHICH YOU BROUGHT ME IN ORDER TO CONTINUE MY SEARCH FOR HIM.'

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[charming_jerk]

nope

[pipefan413]

PARDON ME?

[charming_jerk]

you think you're the only guy here who has shit to do back home? the gods don't give a damn what youre doing or how important it was. They're asshole like that

[pipefan413]

YOUNG MAN.

THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO NEED FOR SUCH LANGUAGE. I APOLOGIZE IF I HAVE OFFENDED YOU IN ANY WAY, BUT I WILL NOT SIMPLY SIT BACK AND ALLOW THESE INDIVIDUALS, HOLY OR NOT, TO KEEP ME FROM MY SON.

WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, MY ATTEMPTS AT NEGOTIATION, NO MATTER HOW TRIVIAL THEY MAY SEEM TO YOU, ARE REALLY NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. YOU MAY DISAGREE WITH ME, BUT THAT GIVES YOU NO EXCUSE TO ACT SO RUDELY.

[charming_jerk]

with all due respect YOU are the one who put a message out on the entire network. so expect people to give you what's really going on in this shithole, ok?? They're keeping me and tons of others away from their families too, you know

[pipefan413]

I ASSURE YOU, YOUNG MAN, I AM WELL AWARE OF ALL OF THAT. I FAIL TO SEE, HOWEVER, WHY THE FACT THAT YOU ARE STUCK HERE AS WELL GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO ACT SO RUDELY.

I AM SIMPLY TRYING TO REUNITE MYSELF WITH MY SON, AND THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO SHAME IN THAT, ESPECIALLY IF IT IS NOT FIRST ATTEMPTED IN A PEACEFUL AND INTELLIGENT MANNER.

MY REQUEST WAS POSTED ON A PUBLIC NETWORK, AND WHILE I DO REALIZE THAT NOT EVERYONE WHO HAD ACCESS TO THE LETTER MAY AGREE WITH MY METHODS, BUT YOU WERE NOT FORCED TO READ THE REQUEST, NOR WERE YOU FORCED TO REPLY TO IT.

IF YOU THINK THAT I AM A FOOL FOR TRYING TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT MY SITUATION, THEN AT LEAST DO SO QUIETLY.

SHAME ON YOU.

[charming_jerk]

i was just telling you how it is around here when you got up on your high horse about it. Not my fault that this place is all puppies and rainbows

don't come crying to me when the gods ignore you totally over this. if they cared at all what we did or were doing, they wouldn't have kidnapped us in the first place!

[pipefan413]

I ASSURE YOU, YOUNG MAN, YOUR WORDS HAVE BEEN HEARD.

IF YOU ARE QUITE FINISHED, THEN I THINK THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER.