(John Egbert's) Dad (
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asgardeventide2012-03-07 03:16 pm
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The 1st Pipe [Text] When in doubt, leave a note.
GODS OF ASGARD.
WHILE I AM FLATTERED TO HAVE BEEN RECRUITED FOR WHAT SEEMS A MOST NOBLE CAUSE, I MUST INSIST THAT I BE RELEASED IMMEDIATELY AND ALLOWED TO RETURN TO THE BUSINESS I HAD BEEN CONDUCTING PREVIOUSLY. PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT IT IS OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE MY ENERGY BE FOCUSED ON MY OWN AFFAIRS AT THIS TIME. IF ALLOWED TO LEAVE PEACEFULLY, I WILL GLADLY CONSIDER RETURNING TO OFFER MY ASSISTANCE AT A LATER DATE. HOWEVER, FORCE WILL BE USED IF NECESSARY.
PLEASE MAKE HASTE WITH YOUR RESPONSE(S). IT IS URGENT.
[Added later, after this conversation:]
'NOTE: GODS OF ASGARD.
'IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING WHAT IT WAS I WAS HOPING TO ACCOMPLISH BEFORE BEING BROUGHT HERE, I WOULD LIKE TO INFORM YOU THAT I WAS IN THE MIDST OF SEARCHING FOR MY SON, JOHN EGBERT. THOUGH I DO PLAN TO SEARCH YOUR CITY THOROUGHLY FOR HIM BEFORE DEPARTING, IN THE EVENT THAT I AM NOT SUCCESSFUL I SHOULD LIKE TO BE RETURNED TO THE PLACE FROM WHICH YOU BROUGHT ME IN ORDER TO CONTINUE MY SEARCH FOR HIM.'
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I'M READY WHEN YOU ARE.
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Okay so first we need all the signatures, so if it were me, we should hire a town crier! We can give him a paper and he can shout at everyone and demands their signature!
THEN while he's doing that, we make up the greatest letter to go with all those great signatures. It'll be perfect!
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WHY, THAT'S BRILLIANT! A TRULY NOVEL IDEA! IT SHOULD CUT THE TIME IN HALF!
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Oh but anyway, yeah this could totally work. I should find some paper and stuff so we can start working on this right away. I wonder where they keep that sort of thing. ((hmmm...))
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Definitely! It might take me a while to figure out wherever that is but that is not a problem.
Lmao I have no room to talk.
UNTIL THEN, I'LL BEGIN BRAINSTORMING.
i wont judge you ;u;
((Now, America is still pretty new, but he did take the time to learn where everything is.. at least as best he could. Within a half and hour he's sort of where he needs to be... except he has no idea whp he's supposed to be looking for. He retreats to his communicator.))
HEY! I'm waving a cloth around--its red, can you see it? ((He has it high over his head, waving it a litty too daintily.))