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[meatshields]

[ what's that on your network? only a hideous blingee'd travesty (well at least the real life handmade equivalent thereof. just roll with it) of a recruitment poster. that's right asgard, sena kashiwazaki has decided that what this place really needs is a branch of the friendless losers club. ...not that you can tell given that the poster doesn't even say what you should join and what it does say sounds highly questionable. to completely not clarify things, here's a recruitment speech by sena who is broadcasting in front of Baldr house and holding up that poster ]

Hmph! Congratulate yourselves because today you get to hear my voice! As you can see I'm advertising for new members so respond here to join!

By the way, I don't accept bitches or trash! Don't pollute my beautiful post with your worthless responses alright?

[ end transmission... OR IS IT the transmission definitely cuts out for a while but it's only a minute or so before another feed comes on, the sound of struggling and cries of 'let go!' and --- BAM! Sena Kashiwazaki feels the wrath of a flyswatter on her and takes 5 damage. It's like you could almost see this coming... but from who? Y E P it's none other than Yozora Mikazuki. ]

The only one who will be polluting this post is you and your shamelessness! What kind of blatant lies are you spreading about my club? [ hold on hold on reading the fine print ] "Fun private times..."

[ WH... WHAT... Yozora's face turns a bright shade of red and hits Sena again! ]

Who gave you permission to participate in such lewd activities under my club's name!? Be disgusting in your own spare time, Meat! Nymphomaniac! Pervert! Don't come near me!

[ Sena's face is a study of URGE TO KILL RISING. ] Shut up! I see advertisements like these online all the time! If they're so popular then it means they work! [ SENA DON'T BASE YOUR RECRUITMENT POSTER DESIGNS ON ADS ON EROGE FORUMS OK ] And isn't it obvious? If I were to finally spend time with my female friends, I'd want it to be just us! I don't want disgusting trash watching... whether it's taking sticker pictures or going to the zoo... It's because you're lewd and disgusting! That's why you think everything else is lewd and disgusting too!

[ and whoops enjoy the close up of yozora's stupid fox face as sena tries to shove her head away ] Cover your ugly face! I can't believe that your face and Shiori-chan's face have been recorded on the same post!

[ no don't shove her!! yozora pushes sena's head down in retaliation ] This post was already a disgrace to begin with! I would recycle my poster if it hadn't brought in a dirty, shameless, airheaded, lolita-loving monster. Go drag your vulgar boobs and filthy antics somewhere else!

[ she twitches with each insult, eyes growing wide and teary and she flails her arms against yozora ] U, ugh... You should be grateful that I joined... [ the crumpled up poster sails into view heading for yozora's face ] Stupid Yozoraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

[ and with sena running off to bawl in like a corner somewhere the feed finally ACTUALLY ends ]

( ooc: sena & yozora. we'll be tagging people separately ehe ;3; apologies for the hideous horror )

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[histories]

I... see... But, Miss Kashiwazaki...

[she's... really hesitant to say this...]

[meatshields]

What is it? [ you really should say it because sena will get ideas ] Heh, so you're interested in joining? You're a little arrogant since you keep trying to tell me what to do but I'll let you put in an application anyway.

[ ...like that ]

[histories]

Whether I will join or not can be discussed later, but...

[so rude to call Keine arrogant... but that can be ignored for now.]

Have you... actually properly read the contents of your poster?

[meatshields]

Guh, why is everyone complaining about my poster?! [ ...sena WHERE TO EVEN BEGIN? ] I worked hard on it especially in drawing Shiori-chan! I'll tolerate any complaints except for insults about her!

[histories]

Because there's definitely something wrong with 'meeting cute girls in your neighbourhood for fun private times'! [yes, extra emphasis so she gets the point!]

[meatshields]

What?! What's wrong with that? [ she's so not getting it ] I don't want disgusting peeping toms watching when I'm having fun with my friends! Like when I spend time with Yukiko-chan, there's never anyone else! People even go out of their way to leave us alone together.

[ ...but sena's that's in a dating sim. ]

[histories]

You don't see what's the problem here at all, do you...

[meatshields]

The only problem is that the only responses I've gotten are from idiots and perverts!

[ THERE'S A REASON FOR THAT SENA ]

[histories]

Don't you realize that there's a good reason for that?

To invite people to meet you to have 'private fun times' in such a way is as good as asking them to indulge in acts of indecency with you!

[meatshields]

[ ! ]

Wh- what. How could anyone think I'd do something like that?!

You've been contaminated! Your brain has been contaminated from talking too much to that Yozora!

[histories]

[headshaking here. oh god, this girl...]

I assure you, if you just asked any other person around, they'd tell you the same thing. It appears you have some brushing up to do on your sentence structure, and learn to be more understanding of the implications of your own words.

[meatshields]

Tch, I was only going off by what I've seen on the expert forums I've visited... if I'd asked that bitch Yozora about it, she would have just tried to trick me again [ those expert forums being eroge and galge forums wherein she regularly gets into flamewars with people who say so and so is their waifu ]

[histories]

Expert... forums? [what is the internet even.]

-- Then you can ask someone else about it - in fact, should you need advice in future, feel free to consult me.

1/2

[meatshields]

Um-hm! I go there for information on what other games I can play. Of course, due to the unfairness of the universe, idiotic trash manages to pollute those places too perverts defiling the cute Aki-chan...

[ she's thinking it over ] Well, you're a know-it-all so you wouldn't waste an opportunity to show-off by tricking me so you'll probably give me actually helpful information. [ SENA CAN'T YOU JUST SAY THANK YOU? ]

2/3 i'm sorry

[meatshields]

You have the great Sena Kashiwazaki considering your input valuable! Cherish that feeling!

[meatshields]

[ and mumbling ]

Thank you.

1/2 it's okay!

[histories]

I wouldn't say that I'm a know-it-all, but...

done~

[histories]

You're welcome.

[meatshields]

Then you're lucky that I'll say it for you! [ shut up sena!!! ] So...

It looks like this poster only drew in the bad element! [ it's not her fault at all nope ] I should probably do another one, right?

[histories]

... Right.

I believe that would be a good idea, yes - but at least show it to Yozora before you show it off - she's also part of this club you want to bring back, no?

[meatshields]

But all she's going to do is insult it!

and she wasn't doing anything about it... That stupid fox woman probably thought she didn't need the club anymore...

[histories]

Now, now... It's not right to assume the worst of others. Give it a chance.

And perhaps she was preoccupied with other things - It's not every day you would be suddenly dragged into an unknown place like this, with barely anyone you know from back home - perhaps she merely needed time to adapt, and thus didn't have the Neighbor's Club in mind. As I understand, such clubs are only typical in modern schools, no? Without enrollment in a school, reviving the club isn't exactly what might come to mind, is it?

[meatshields]

Well I didn't need any time! [ sena all you've done is play videogames since you got here oh and be a rude bitch to people i guess ] And if she's the president, that's absolutely what would have come to mind! When you're the leader of a club like that... a club with that kind of purpose then she should have a greater sense of responsibility about it!

[histories]

Everyone is different, child - while you might be able to throw aside your uncertainties of the place and settle right in, others may not take nearly as short a time as you did.

[but since she's noticed how competitive these two are...] But don't think of it as a form of triumph - there's more to it than that. What if she was merely preparing the club, or perhaps finding a clubroom [she's read about this in hanbei's compilation the other day!] during this entire time, and you merely didn't know about it yet?

[Keine your faith in this new friend of yours is astounding . . .]

[meatshields]

Then she should have told me, right? As the club president, it's her duty to keep her members informed. [ sullen sena is sullen. mostly she was just worried that yozora would drop the club because she has housemates now. BUT FRIENDLESS LOSERS ARE FOREVER ] And hah, if that foxface was having a difficult time I would have wanted to see it.

But that's not like that dumb bitch Yozora at all. This is precisely the kind of place someone with her rotten personality would enjoy.