audio; five full moons

[mccallmemaybe]

[ People in Hel may have noticed a room without a door... well, there is a door, but it's where it shouldn't be: on the floor. That would be Derek's fault. Yes, Derek's.

...Okay, maybe 10% Derek's fault, 90% Scott's. ]

Uh... does anyone know how to fix doors? I kinda - maybe - accidentally made someone kick my friend's door down... [ there's nothing accidental about what happened ] ... and now I need to put it back as soon as possible.

[ There's also a noticeable dent in it, but maybe Scott can cover it up with a poster or something. Make it look pretty. ]

Whoever fixes it... gets a puppy from my pet store! [ That sounds reasonable to Scott. ] But only if you take good care of it. [ Because a puppy is not just for Christmas, it's for... however long you stay in Asgard. ]

By the way, if anyone's looking for a job, let me know. I could do with more help at my store. [ His staff keeps getting sent home. ]

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[teenyoda]

Dude, are you seriously using small furry animals as currency?

...

Can you do that here? Feel like spotting me five puppies?

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[mccallmemaybe]

Are you seriously asking me that question right now, or did you forget I have hardly any money left after you made me spend most of it in one night on alcohol? [ That's why he's using small furry animals as currency, thanks for asking. ]

...I'm not giving you five puppies, Stiles. [ He'll give you one. Maybe. ]

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[intelligently]

[ Look who's here. Look who got the low down (again. and again. and didn't want to believe but never mind not important right now). Look who got told how to use the bracelet. And that people were here. Did you get it right? No? Just listen to the perfect voice, then ]

I'm not even going to ask. [ Because 1) Scott what why she doesn't want to know. 2) Puppies? You're trading in puppies? 3) Best first impressions to a new city amirite? ] About any of it.

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[gymnast]

[ Allison knows that voice. There's no way she couldn't. The possibility that it's just someone who sounds like Lydia - maybe even looks like her - is definitely there, but considering the way she responded? Allison's willing to bet just about anything that it's her best friend.

Which means she sounds selfishly excited. ]

Lydia? Is that you? When did you get here?

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[mccallmemaybe]

Oh, hey Lydia...

[ Wait, Lydia hasn't always been here. A wild Lydia has appeared! ] Lydia?

...do you know how to fix a door? [ Scott, really... ]

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[better]

How do you accidentally make someone kick in a door?

[she kind of wants to hear this story.]

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[mccallmemaybe]

I guess it wasn't really an accident, now I think about it. [ Oh now you think about it, Scott. Maybe if you'd done more thinking, Isaac wouldn't be doorless... Well, technically he has a door still, it's just not attached to its frame right now. ]

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[gymnast]

Scott-- [ Can you hear her facepalming right now? ] What did you do?

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[mccallmemaybe]

Nothing bad. [ Well... ] Unless making Derek break down Isaac's door is bad. [ That's pretty bad. ] He wasn't answering the door after he lied and said he was sick and I thought he was hurt inside...

[ Clearly this boy cares too damn much about people. And now he's trying his hardest to fix everything. ]

[Video]

[5thchild]

I am interested in a job.

[ but the question is - ] Why did you want the door down?

[Video]

[mccallmemaybe]

You are? Great! Do you have any experience with animals?

[ Good question. ] I thought my friend was in trouble but he wasn't even in his room.

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[freezerburned]

...you're bribing people with puppies.

[He looks a little incredulous at that, but.

...as long as it gets the job done?]

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[mccallmemaybe]

No.. just one puppy.

It's Stiles' fault. I hardly have any money thanks to him. [ So now he can only bribe people with cute animals. ]

[justonetouch]

Ah don't have much [Or really any] experience with pets, but if you were still looking for someone. But Ah'm willin' to learn what I don't know.

[mccallmemaybe]

Sure, I'd be willing to train you... Not that there's much training involved. As long as you treat the animals with care and work hard, you'll do fine.

What's your name?

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[foundandfinding]

How does something like that 'accidentally' happen?

[ Pardon the skeptical mom voice. ]

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[mccallmemaybe]

[ Scott is more than familiar with the skeptical mom voice. ]

I guess the foot hitting the door wasn't an accident, but the door hitting the floor was. [ Unless Derek meant to do that...

He probably meant to do that. ]

[video]

[hollowchild]

...are the hinges ripped off?

[video] threadjacks delicately

[freezerburned]

You want a puppy?

[He could just get you a puppy discount, you know.]

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[predators]

[ somebody had to do what was necessary. ]

You still haven't fixed it. [ come on scott you had one job. ]

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[mccallmemaybe]

...No. [ You're such an ass, Derek. ] I've been busy.

[ A pause. ]

...Do you want your old job back?

[ Too soon? ]

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[pigface]

You're really offering a puppy in exchange for labor? Does that sort of bartering work here?

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[mccallmemaybe]

I don't know... I guess we'll find out?

My money's running low thanks to my best friend bleeding me dry so puppies are all I have to offer.

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[integrous]

You know, you could always ask me to take more shifts too, not like I mind.. [ Being around animals is enough fun for her. Even if it's in a store. Besides, Asahi's the hard-working type.

.. But then she huffs, raising her voice a little since that's just how Asahi is. ]

Just don't use the poor things as some kind of money!

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[mccallmemaybe]

You're not taking any more of Isaac's shifts.

Blame Stiles, he took all my money. [ Scott, you should probably stop telling people that because it technically isn't true. ]

[Video]

[horlogerie]

I could fix it...

[Video]

[mccallmemaybe]

[ Scott eyes the boy with surprise. ] You know how?

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[neverymind]

What's a puppy? :O

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[mccallmemaybe]

[ what ]

You don't know what a puppy is?!

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[nukeoleptic]

You can't just give away a puppy! What if someone wants it for nefarious reasons??

[audio]

[mccallmemaybe]

There are people here who'd want a puppy for nefarious reasons?

[ What if he's already sold a puppy to someone who wanted one for nefarious reasons?! ]

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[bluespacebabe]

Ah, I'm sorry to do this, but please, no matter what Nevy tells you, please don't give her a puppy. We really don't have anywhere to keep it or time to take care of it.

[Meaning he doesn't, because he's already taking care of her, and she's not going to clean up that puppy's poo.]

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[mccallmemaybe]

[ Now Scott feels bad for creating hassle for this guy... ]

You're Gil? Dude, sorry for putting the puppy idea in her head... I wasn't going to give it to her because she said she has no money for one anyway. I was just going to give a puppy to someone who fixes my friend's door.