audio; five full moons

[mccallmemaybe]

[ People in Hel may have noticed a room without a door... well, there is a door, but it's where it shouldn't be: on the floor. That would be Derek's fault. Yes, Derek's.

...Okay, maybe 10% Derek's fault, 90% Scott's. ]

Uh... does anyone know how to fix doors? I kinda - maybe - accidentally made someone kick my friend's door down... [ there's nothing accidental about what happened ] ... and now I need to put it back as soon as possible.

[ There's also a noticeable dent in it, but maybe Scott can cover it up with a poster or something. Make it look pretty. ]

Whoever fixes it... gets a puppy from my pet store! [ That sounds reasonable to Scott. ] But only if you take good care of it. [ Because a puppy is not just for Christmas, it's for... however long you stay in Asgard. ]

By the way, if anyone's looking for a job, let me know. I could do with more help at my store. [ His staff keeps getting sent home. ]

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if she keeps it up she can become assistant manager

[mccallmemaybe]

I don't know them very well but they seem like nice people. There's a guy called Kaworu and a girl called Rogue. They're gonna drop by the store and I'll give them the lowdown on everything.

Don't worry, you're still my favorite. [ Since she's been working with him the longest and hasn't let him down. ]

climbing the corporate ladder!! ... of a pet shop, but..

[integrous]

.. Aww, don't say it like that! [ She looks a little sheepish, rubbing the back of her head. ] You're flattering me, especially if--

[ ....... wait. ]

K.. Kaworu?! That's a guy with white hair, isn't he?!

YO GO GURL

[mccallmemaybe]

Uh, yeah. Why? Do you know him?

[integrous]

Yeah, sort of.. [ Not like she's close with him but she's talked to him multiple times before. ]

He's.. [ .. how does she put this.. ] .. special.

[mccallmemaybe]

Special?

[ hmm... ]

Oh, you have a crush on him!

[integrous]

[ There's a sound not unlike a huge shriek before she franctically goes on, her face entirely red at the very thought. ]

W-w-what kind of remark is that?! I don't, of course I don't, that guy's just weird! He's the one who told me he loved me, but then he said he actually meant he loves everyone, what's up with that?!

[mccallmemaybe]

[ Scott may have gone deaf from that shriek. ]

Uh... maybe he was trying to tell you he loved you but you didn't react the way he wanted to so he covered up what he said by saying he loved everyone?

[ Sounds like something Scott would be dumb enough to do. ]

[integrous]

[ Sorry, Scott. Ears generally aren't safe around Asahi.

She's starting to turn more and more red though, mostly since the very idea embarasses her.. ] N.. no way, he's just a weirdo, that's all! He didn't like me specifically, I'm s-.. sure of it..!

[mccallmemaybe]

[ Scott thinks the lady doth protest too much, but he keeps his thoughts to himself in case teasing her makes her mad enough to quit. He can't lose his most valuable employee. ]

So you have a problem working with him?

[integrous]

...

[ This is the most difficult question. Not really, right? It's a little awkward, but she can put up with it for work's sake. She knows he needs new employees. ]

Nah, I'll.. be fine, I guess. As long as I don't get shifts with him all the time or something.

[mccallmemaybe]

I can put Lydia with him. She's my friend I hired from home too. Then you'll have most of your shifts with Isaac.

[ except that might be worse than shifts with Kaworu... ]

[integrous]

That doesn't sound too bad to me. [ Sure, that guy asked her to lie for him, but.. it's more just that he probably didn't know how much she's against that, he seemed decent enough aside from that. ]

I mean, it can't be worse than working with that other guy, so I'll be fine!