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asgardeventide2013-06-17 09:13 pm
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audio; five full moons
[ People in Hel may have noticed a room without a door... well, there is a door, but it's where it shouldn't be: on the floor. That would be Derek's fault. Yes, Derek's.
...Okay, maybe 10% Derek's fault, 90% Scott's. ]
Uh... does anyone know how to fix doors? I kinda - maybe - accidentally made someone kick my friend's door down... [ there's nothing accidental about what happened ] ... and now I need to put it back as soon as possible.
[ There's also a noticeable dent in it, but maybe Scott can cover it up with a poster or something. Make it look pretty. ]
Whoever fixes it... gets a puppy from my pet store! [ That sounds reasonable to Scott. ] But only if you take good care of it. [ Because a puppy is not just for Christmas, it's for... however long you stay in Asgard. ]
By the way, if anyone's looking for a job, let me know. I could do with more help at my store. [ His staff keeps getting sent home. ]
...Okay, maybe 10% Derek's fault, 90% Scott's. ]
Uh... does anyone know how to fix doors? I kinda - maybe - accidentally made someone kick my friend's door down... [ there's nothing accidental about what happened ] ... and now I need to put it back as soon as possible.
[ There's also a noticeable dent in it, but maybe Scott can cover it up with a poster or something. Make it look pretty. ]
Whoever fixes it... gets a puppy from my pet store! [ That sounds reasonable to Scott. ] But only if you take good care of it. [ Because a puppy is not just for Christmas, it's for... however long you stay in Asgard. ]
By the way, if anyone's looking for a job, let me know. I could do with more help at my store. [ His staff keeps getting sent home. ]
text; private
Oh you don't have to apologize! It's not your fault. When she gets an idea she's perfectly capable of working herself up about it. But she can be...forceful, so I wanted to let you know.
["Forceful" is a polite euphemism for "perfectly capable of throwing a tantrum".]
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But if she keeps going on about puppies, feel free to bring her to my pet store and she can stroke one. That might satisfy her without having to get one.
text; private; sorry to be late, sudden family stuff