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asgardeventide2013-06-17 09:13 pm
mccallmemaybe) wrote in asgardeventide2013-06-17 09:13 pm
audio; five full moons
[ People in Hel may have noticed a room without a door... well, there is a door, but it's where it shouldn't be: on the floor. That would be Derek's fault. Yes, Derek's.
...Okay, maybe 10% Derek's fault, 90% Scott's. ]
Uh... does anyone know how to fix doors? I kinda - maybe - accidentally made someone kick my friend's door down... [ there's nothing accidental about what happened ] ... and now I need to put it back as soon as possible.
[ There's also a noticeable dent in it, but maybe Scott can cover it up with a poster or something. Make it look pretty. ]
Whoever fixes it... gets a puppy from my pet store! [ That sounds reasonable to Scott. ] But only if you take good care of it. [ Because a puppy is not just for Christmas, it's for... however long you stay in Asgard. ]
By the way, if anyone's looking for a job, let me know. I could do with more help at my store. [ His staff keeps getting sent home. ]
...Okay, maybe 10% Derek's fault, 90% Scott's. ]
Uh... does anyone know how to fix doors? I kinda - maybe - accidentally made someone kick my friend's door down... [ there's nothing accidental about what happened ] ... and now I need to put it back as soon as possible.
[ There's also a noticeable dent in it, but maybe Scott can cover it up with a poster or something. Make it look pretty. ]
Whoever fixes it... gets a puppy from my pet store! [ That sounds reasonable to Scott. ] But only if you take good care of it. [ Because a puppy is not just for Christmas, it's for... however long you stay in Asgard. ]
By the way, if anyone's looking for a job, let me know. I could do with more help at my store. [ His staff keeps getting sent home. ]
voice; you're a real help isaac
NOPE. You're not getting out of working less shifts, Isaac. The only reason you're not working right now is because Scott has insisted you rest while your bruises heal. ]
She works enough hours as it is. [ And Scott takes good care of his employees, making sure they don't burn themselves out. ]
voice; he is the BEST help gtfo
[But he's sulking because he knows that Scott won't budge.]
I'll help you find some more people to help out.
[So he can work less. Best ulterior motives.]
voice; SO helpful
Scott knows what you're trying to do and he doesn't like it. ]
Fine.
[ Still waiting on Isaac's apology for scaring the crap out of him, by the way. ]
voice; he'll be CONDUCTING INTERVIEWS that's so helpful
ha
haha
hahahaha.]
Cool. Talk to you later.
[And he shrugs and hangs up.]