audio; five full moons

[mccallmemaybe]

[ People in Hel may have noticed a room without a door... well, there is a door, but it's where it shouldn't be: on the floor. That would be Derek's fault. Yes, Derek's.

...Okay, maybe 10% Derek's fault, 90% Scott's. ]

Uh... does anyone know how to fix doors? I kinda - maybe - accidentally made someone kick my friend's door down... [ there's nothing accidental about what happened ] ... and now I need to put it back as soon as possible.

[ There's also a noticeable dent in it, but maybe Scott can cover it up with a poster or something. Make it look pretty. ]

Whoever fixes it... gets a puppy from my pet store! [ That sounds reasonable to Scott. ] But only if you take good care of it. [ Because a puppy is not just for Christmas, it's for... however long you stay in Asgard. ]

By the way, if anyone's looking for a job, let me know. I could do with more help at my store. [ His staff keeps getting sent home. ]

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[freezerburned]

You guys went out drinking?

[Not that he's judging you.

But he's totally judging you.]

[teenyoda]

We did. It was fun. There were no fires.

[There were fires.]

[freezerburned]

You sound pretty defensive about that.

[teenyoda]

Maybe you need to get your hearing checked now that you don't have your whole werewolf hearing, because that was not defensive.

[That might have been.]

[Private]

[freezerburned]

Oh my god, seriously?

Do I have to explain to all of you that there are people here who used to kill werewolves for a living? Even if we're not anymore, I don't feel like painting a target on my back. So shut up about it, alright?

[Private]

[teenyoda]

Hey, no one told me talking about past stuff was a problem. No one here's anything but, you know, human or something. [With added benefits.]

Are there seriously people here who would do anything to someone who isn't what they're after anymore?

[Because if not for Scott or Erica, that would make him keep his tongue in cheek for Scott. He might paint a sign over Derek, though.]

[Private]

[freezerburned]

I don't know, and I don't want to find out.

[All he knows is that it ruined a budding friendship with a really great person- and it was kind of at the worst moment ever to boot.]

Just... be careful what you say, alright?

[Private]

[teenyoda]

[He wants to tell Isaac to shut up just because, well, it's Isaac, but he recognizes that there's some truth and actual points to what he's saying.]

Yeah, yeah, no more mentions of being humanly challenged.

[freezerburned]

Good.

Did you have anything to do with my door being knocked down?

[Still trying to figure out exactly what happened :\]

[teenyoda]

[He gave Isaac a shrug and a 'nope' look.]

I had nothing to do with anything relating to a door. This is the first I've heard of it.

[freezerburned]

I'm pretty sure Scott and Derek kicked down my door.

[And he's not pleased about it.]

[teenyoda]

If Derek was involved in it, this doesn't surprise me. Maybe he thought the door was giving him a look.

[Yes, Derek. He's mocking your intelligence.]

[freezerburned]

[Sigh, eyeroll.]

Come on. Scott probably asked him too. Maybe the door was giving him a look.

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[mccallmemaybe]

It was fun. You should come next time.

[ If it's okay with Stiles.

...It's probably not okay with Stiles. ]

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[freezerburned]

[He's a little surprised at the invite.

It's probably not okay with anyone, really, but Isaac finds himself grinning and he nods quietly.]

-yeah. That might be... I'd like that.

private;

[mccallmemaybe]

Just don't tell Derek. [ Because it definitely wouldn't be okay with him. ]

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[freezerburned]

[That makes him laugh a little.]

Trying to bribe me away with alcohol?

private;

[mccallmemaybe]

Would that work?

[ Not that he needs to bribe Isaac away. It will naturally happen when Isaac realizes how much Derek sucks... :) ]

private;

[freezerburned]

Maybe.

[He still smirks, but shakes his head in the end.]

Derek isn't a bad guy.

private;

[mccallmemaybe]

Did he pay you to say that?

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[freezerburned]

[Okay, that gets another little laugh out of him.]

Don't tell him I did. It might go to his head.

private;

[mccallmemaybe]

I'll think about it. [ He's kidding, he won't. ]

How are your bruises?

private;

[freezerburned]

Healing.

[A pause.]

...slowly. I miss being a werewolf.

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[mccallmemaybe]

Yeah.

[ Isaac can take that reply as Scott agreeing with him because he does miss it sometimes, if only because he feels helpless here, but he'll deny it if Isaac asks him to clarify. ]

Don't come back to the store until they're gone. Bruises scare costumers away.

private;

[freezerburned]

Right. I'll be sure to stay away for the customers' sake.

[That's a little scoff and eye roll.]

Found anyone to fix the door?