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audio; five full moons
[ People in Hel may have noticed a room without a door... well, there is a door, but it's where it shouldn't be: on the floor. That would be Derek's fault. Yes, Derek's.
...Okay, maybe 10% Derek's fault, 90% Scott's. ]
Uh... does anyone know how to fix doors? I kinda - maybe - accidentally made someone kick my friend's door down... [ there's nothing accidental about what happened ] ... and now I need to put it back as soon as possible.
[ There's also a noticeable dent in it, but maybe Scott can cover it up with a poster or something. Make it look pretty. ]
Whoever fixes it... gets a puppy from my pet store! [ That sounds reasonable to Scott. ] But only if you take good care of it. [ Because a puppy is not just for Christmas, it's for... however long you stay in Asgard. ]
By the way, if anyone's looking for a job, let me know. I could do with more help at my store. [ His staff keeps getting sent home. ]
...Okay, maybe 10% Derek's fault, 90% Scott's. ]
Uh... does anyone know how to fix doors? I kinda - maybe - accidentally made someone kick my friend's door down... [ there's nothing accidental about what happened ] ... and now I need to put it back as soon as possible.
[ There's also a noticeable dent in it, but maybe Scott can cover it up with a poster or something. Make it look pretty. ]
Whoever fixes it... gets a puppy from my pet store! [ That sounds reasonable to Scott. ] But only if you take good care of it. [ Because a puppy is not just for Christmas, it's for... however long you stay in Asgard. ]
By the way, if anyone's looking for a job, let me know. I could do with more help at my store. [ His staff keeps getting sent home. ]
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So, aren't you going to welcome me? [ Because the puppies are done and she doesn't know doors so clearly she's the important one again ]
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[ He's suddenly wondering if she's expecting a welcome party... ]
Are you okay? [ That is the question he must always ask anyone ever. ]
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Okay... I've been kidnapped, brought to a crazy place where there's apparently magic or something, we can't go home and there's dragons. So no.
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So you've spoken to Stiles. [ She must have since his best friend seems obsessed with dragons at the moment. That's the likeliest explanation as to why she's mentioned them. ]
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And I live with him. [ Wait ] Not with him. I'm working on it.
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That's funny how me and Allison are in the same house, you and Stiles are in the same house, Isaac and Erica are in the same house...
And then there's Derek. [ Forever alone. ]
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It's fitting. [ At least for Derek anyway. And maybe Scott and Allison ] Sounds like everyone's here. [ Everyone except Jackson. Why do Isaac and Erica have to be here and not him? They were... weird ]
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This is going to sound like a weird question but what's the last thing you remember before coming here?
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I was at your house. Apparently someone was breaking in. [ Except why was Derek outside with a group of 'kids'? ]
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[ The Kanima break-in.... uh oh. ] Oh, you mean the, uh, cat burglar!
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How many times have you been burgled? [ And whilst she was there. Of course she means that ]
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[ Scott's doing that thing where he throws the same question back at someone to confuse them and avoid giving an actual answer. ]
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