005 - Video (Accidentally not private to Gamzee)

[samantha_grey]

[It's about two hours after Samantha met Gamzee for the first time. She's got a splitting headache and a nasty snarl on her face as she's holding an ice pack to her head. Her original intent in setting this post up is to make this a private post to the troll, but either because of that splitting headache, the fact that she's not 100% sure which is his account or just being in an angry rush, she's not getting the privacy thing quite right. So everyone gets to hear her cuss that looks at the video.]

Hey! Gamzee!

Round one, you dumbass, troglodyte clown. You win round one. The next time you try to wang me over the head, you bloody well swing better than a gimp chimpanzee or you're going to regret it. You hear me, motherfucker? I'm going to find you one of these days and re-arrange that ugly little face of yours until you can't recognize it in a mirror.

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[crabby]

Next time you should probably private the angry rage stream. It's just not tactful to go screaming your head off at a person where everyone can see, and trust me, I would know. Normally, it's not anybody's fucking business but your own.

In this case, though, you're screaming at my best friend, which means that--you guessed it! It's my fucking business now.

Who are you, and what happened.

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[samantha_grey]

[She just growls initially. It had been meant to be private, but so be it. She glares at the bracelet for a minute and mutters something unpleasant, though indistinct.]

Last time you and I talked, I was stuck in the body of your pissant neighbor, Karkat. Name's Samantha. Your best friend started stalking me in the damned mirror maze over at the amusement park. We shouted at each other and honky honky came and whacked me over my mother fucking head.

I owe the little pissant a rematch. Don't worry. I won't touch his horns... however much I really really want to right now.

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[crabby]

[He pauses. Well, he kind of liked Samantha. Maybe he could still salvage this acquaintanceship, after a bit of reprimanding.]

Oh, so you just ignored the warnings. I probably wasn't very clear. Let me elaborate on why we don't fuck with Gamzee.

[He holds up one finger.]

One. He's fucking crazy.

[A second finger.]

Two. He's skilled at using body control, and he won't hesitate to turn you into a ragdoll to you if you piss him off.

[Three.]

Three. He's beyond violent when you make him snap.

[Then he holds up all of his fingers.]

Four through ten. He's fucking crazy.

Just forget it, Samantha. Gamzee's my responsibility, and I'm not letting him get into a fight.

[Not Here]

[honky]

[Whelp. Gamzee was going to respond, buuut...it looks like Karkat's got this one.

[Plus, he may or may not have gotten is bracelet taken away...]

[Not Here]

[samantha_grey]

[Because he'd probably just have aggravated her more? Hehe.]

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[childsoldier]

Trouble seems to follow you around a lot.

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[samantha_grey]

Story of my damned life. I'm a walking sitcom, and apparently he wanged me just good enough that I hit 'let's shout at everyone!' so I got his friend instead of him. Freaking trolls. If it's not a lipstick turning into a chainsaw, it's someone with a bicycle horn and a freaking nightstick.

And here I was thinking they almost made sense for a minute. Silly me.

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[childsoldier]

I dunno, I think it happens to a lot of us. The time I've been here has been quieter than the past couple years back home.

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[seventeenpills]

Uh... huh. Well, you look like you could maybe use something a little faster acting than an icepack? I'd be happy to lend a hand with that.

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[samantha_grey]

Yeah. I think I might actually take you up on that this time. You can stop by my place if you want. It's late, but I'll fix you some coffee. I'm living over in Loki district these days.

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[seventeenpills]

Yeah - Coffee sounds really good. What's the address? Loki is right next door to Sigyn so it won't take me long.

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[takebow]

... Rough day, Samantha-chan?

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[samantha_grey]

You could say that, yeah. It's getting figured out, one way or another. How've you been?

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[takebow]

Oh, you know... Switched bodies with my best friend here, went on a date with my boyfriend while he was switched with a little girl, all the usual.

What about you? What, uh, happened with Gamzee...?

[formercheerio]

What happened to you? [ Care, confusion and 'wow you're loud' ]

[samantha_grey]

Got clocked upside the head. Managed to remember the number on the bus that did it. Was trying to have a few private words with the driver. Definitely not private.

[formercheerio]

How'd you piss him off? [ She's hoping it's that rather than him being a bigger dick ]

[Video]

[foodshortage]

[R u ok, bro.]

Was that meant to be visible to everyone?

[Video]

[samantha_grey]

Nope, just the idjit I'd been planning to wang right back the back of his head too. Getting wanged tends to make one's social skills a little less graceful at times. Finally got that apartment.

[Oh, by the way, you can definitely see the blood red eyes and those little horns. No hat's on this time, so it might be a bit more apparent what she was getting at about being dangerous... maybe.]

[Video]

[foodshortage]

[Oh.

Yes, he's seeing it alright. Can't deny that. Not that he ever wondered about the hat, but that does explain it. Not that it could have prepared him even if he did wonder, and now he just stares for a while, expression going from surprised to confused to something like a wary frown.

But she's so... She doesn't seem very...]

You are...

[Something. What, exactly?]

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[holyfight]

Eh?

Do you need healed, Samantha-san?

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[samantha_grey]

Nah. Thanks for asking, but Hisao's coming over. He'll get it covered. Damned clowns. Wanna take that nose of his and shove it where the sun don't shine.

[holyfight]

Clowns? So he was... literally like a circus clown?

Oh, good! I keep forgetting there are other healers here, eh heh!

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[gwenhwyfar]

Teach him a lesson.

Video - Private

[samantha_grey]

I fully intend to, but his friend's understandably playing blockade right now, so I'm going to have to pick a time and place.

Luckily, I think he's just crazy enough to take some private goading. I'm going to ... enjoy this.