005 - Video (Accidentally not private to Gamzee)

[samantha_grey]

[It's about two hours after Samantha met Gamzee for the first time. She's got a splitting headache and a nasty snarl on her face as she's holding an ice pack to her head. Her original intent in setting this post up is to make this a private post to the troll, but either because of that splitting headache, the fact that she's not 100% sure which is his account or just being in an angry rush, she's not getting the privacy thing quite right. So everyone gets to hear her cuss that looks at the video.]

Hey! Gamzee!

Round one, you dumbass, troglodyte clown. You win round one. The next time you try to wang me over the head, you bloody well swing better than a gimp chimpanzee or you're going to regret it. You hear me, motherfucker? I'm going to find you one of these days and re-arrange that ugly little face of yours until you can't recognize it in a mirror.

Comments

[holyfight]

Eh heh, that'd wash his facepaint off, too!

What about a cream pie?

[samantha_grey]

That might be a better idea. Somehow, I think he might go more crazy if I wash his face paint off. Right in the kisser.

[Orihime... you're giving her ideas.]

[holyfight]

Uhn! Right? In order to catch a clown, you have to think like a clown!

[oh boy, does she ever have ~*ideas*~]

[samantha_grey]

That makes a certain demented sense. I'm buying a bicycle horn now. I'll honk that stupid bastard until he doesn't know what honked him!

[This... will not end well.]

[holyfight]

Uhn! Right, right? You could get him with a joke buzzer or a water-squirting flower, too! Or booby trap his unicycle or little car!

[samantha_grey]

I don't think he owns a unicycle, but the general idea's good, along with me pounding his ugly face in. That's a must. Maybe the joy buzzer as we shake before I beat him senseless.

[holyfight]

Yosh! But whatever you do, you have to do it with a sense of humor! Or else beating up a clown just wouldn't be worth it at all!

[samantha_grey]

Not sure I agree, but if it insults him more, then I'll definitely consider it worth it. Making him more embarassed's a plus. Humor's usually good for that.

[holyfight]

Exactly! You have to beat him at his own game!

[samantha_grey]

Need to buy an airhorn...

[holyfight]

And get him while he's asleep!

[samantha_grey]

I like the way you're thinking, I really do. Smack him with a pie tin and fire an airhorn while he's sleeping. Maybe put his hand in warm water first.