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[showmeanguish]

I'm sure there's a number of you that've met this guy called 'Kaz'. Short, freak-eyed, limited vocabulary? Emotionally stunted? That's him.

He's a bed-wetter. Likely because of some deep-rooted trauma from his childhood, like an overbearing parent or sibling. Makes sense, that he'd cover up his insecurities with bullying, but that's usually what happens...

So next time you see him, remember: He's hurting and embarrassed too. Maybe talking to him, or writing him a letter might help, just so he knows he's not alone.

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LMFAO

[shares]

Oh ... hello, Kaz. [with the tone of someone checking up on a little kid with the flu, or something; leaning in to the camera a little] Are you feeling alright?

[parasiteye]

What?? yeah why?

[shares]

Well, this kind person here was explaining all the troubles you've been through! Don't worry, though -- I am quite sure that your little, ah ... problem can be fixed, in time.

[parasiteye]

...My what?? What? Who's sayin' what about me?

[shares]

It is right there, Kaz, if you simply look.

[parasiteye]

Right where? [ sob it all...looks like scribbles to him sjkghsjkdgs ]

[shares]

At the very top; do you see it? It starts with "I'm sure there's a number of you that've met this guy called 'Kaz'".

[parasiteye]

.....--Yeah, of course!

[shares]

... Yes, well. I'm sorry that we all had to find out this way, but I'm sure a doctor will be able to help you remedy the issue!

[parasiteye]

[ ...oh my god WHAT DOES IT SAY FUCK FUCK FUCK ]

Wh-what??

[shares]

A doctor? There must be one around, don't you think?

[parasiteye]

I don't need a doctor! Whatever it says it probably fucking wrong.

[shares]

Oh, darling ... you don't have to hide it, it's alright. No one is going to tease you.

[parasiteye]

I'm not hiding anything--!!

[shares]

Yes, yes, of course you aren't. [OBVS doesn't believe him LMFAO...] Perhaps tackling the root of the problem would be a better idea ... it sounds like you had a rough childhood, is that right?

[parasiteye]

Haaa???

[shares]

Well, that's what they said. "Deep-rooted trauma" from your childhood!

Oh -- but you certainly don't have to talk about it! I am not that cruel!

[parasiteye]

What the fuck--who said what about my childhood????

[shares]

Are you sure that you can see what's written up there?

[parasiteye]

I--yes! Of course I can! [ NO HE REALLY CAN'T ]

Who the fuck cares if she ate him?? I don't!

[shares]

Wh-what?

[she looks kind of horrified; Rarity's idea of 'traumatic childhood' means something like 'bullied for having a silly looking face' or 'being kind of ugly until you grow out of it']

[parasiteye]

Who do you think?? The thing that made me? "Mom"? She ate him, big deal!

[shares]

Your mother -- ate someone?!

[parasiteye]

So what?? It's kind of what she does.

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[showmeanguish]

Oh, this just keeps getting better and better.