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[showmeanguish]

I'm sure there's a number of you that've met this guy called 'Kaz'. Short, freak-eyed, limited vocabulary? Emotionally stunted? That's him.

He's a bed-wetter. Likely because of some deep-rooted trauma from his childhood, like an overbearing parent or sibling. Makes sense, that he'd cover up his insecurities with bullying, but that's usually what happens...

So next time you see him, remember: He's hurting and embarrassed too. Maybe talking to him, or writing him a letter might help, just so he knows he's not alone.

Comments

[shares]

It most certainly is a very big deal!! She -- I cannot even begin to imagine what it must have been like!

[parasiteye]

A pain in the ass, that's it. Why the hell are you making such a big deal?? S'not like humans don't get eaten all the time.

[shares]

Well, ponies most certainly do not get eaten "all the time"!

[parasiteye]

Horses. [ CORRECTION. learn2bigot!generalize ]

[shares]

[clearly him being obnoxious about this is just A RESULT OF HIS HORRIFYING PAST DESU. and now she's going to lean in towards the camera a little cleavage, what cleavage]

May I come to see you?

[parasiteye]

[ .......okay so maybe this part is fine ]

What? Why?

[shares]

Please ... ? [BATS HER EYELASHES]

[parasiteye]

[ sdkjgdskgs g....dit rarity. ]

...Yeah okay. Come on over.

[shares]

I'll be there in just a moment!

[SHE'LL BE TROTTIN' ON OVER NOW ARE YOU READY FOR DIS KAZ]

[parasiteye]

[ SIGH YES HE BE READY B( I hope you're happy vanitas look what you did ]

[shares]

[good B) because she is knocking and letting herself in]

[parasiteye]

[ sob he is probably sitting in his mess of a room fiddling with the bracelet and...trying to get audio on the stupid entry. FOR WHICH THERE IS NONE ]

...You got here fast.

[shares]

Yes, I have been getting much better at walking quickly!

[LMFAO. but she'll cross the room and stand right in front of him all expectantly]

[parasiteye]

[ sdkjfsdk way to remind him you're a pony sob ]

Oh...yeah. Two legs is a bit different than four huh.

[shares]

Yes, but I believe I've finally stopped waking up thinking that I might wake up as a pony again.

[parasiteye]

That's...uhhh. Great. Happy for you. [ sdkjgsgkjsds ]

[shares]

Yes; but that is not why I am here! [she'll be kneeling down (albeit a bit awkwardly) if he's not going to stand up]

[parasiteye]

.............? [ LMAO he's like oh my god......SHE CAME ALL THIS WAY JUST TO BLOW ME?? ]

[shares]

[it might seem that way, because she's .... well, not so discreetly looking directly at his crotch for just a moment. (SHE WANTS TO MAKE SURE HE DIDN'T PEE HIMSELF)

but she will lean in and give him a nice squeezy hug once she sees he is dry .. down below .... LAKSJALSKJASLKASLKJSALAAHAHHA]

[parasiteye]

[ JKSDFHJKDLGJGSDKFL;;DA;SDAFASFASFAHSDJKLAS

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH FUCKING

VANITASSSSS


oh my god seriously he doesn't even know. what the fuck. He's never been hugged in his entire life why isn't she going down on him what is thisssssssssss ]

--?!

[shares]

[it's okay, she .... doesn't exactly know how to even DO a person hug, which means you get. a face nuzzle. and a pat on the back. before she pulls away with a smile 8)]

[parasiteye]

[ LMFAO CRAI ]

--What the fuck was that???

[shares]

[ ... blinks]

What do you mean, what was it? It was a hug, Kaz.

[parasiteye]

No--I mean.... [ bjjjjjjjjjjj ;A; ]

...Never mind. Why the hell did you give me one?

[shares]

Because you quite clearly needed one! After saying something like that ... [dabs eyes with a handkerchief LMFAO]