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[showmeanguish]

I'm sure there's a number of you that've met this guy called 'Kaz'. Short, freak-eyed, limited vocabulary? Emotionally stunted? That's him.

He's a bed-wetter. Likely because of some deep-rooted trauma from his childhood, like an overbearing parent or sibling. Makes sense, that he'd cover up his insecurities with bullying, but that's usually what happens...

So next time you see him, remember: He's hurting and embarrassed too. Maybe talking to him, or writing him a letter might help, just so he knows he's not alone.

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[shares]

["busty"? she glances down at her chest ... she knows what a "bust" is, after all, it's a measurement for clothes ... she guesses that's probably a compliment for humans, though, like having a nice flank as a pony or something. and then looks back up at him, puzzled]

I have never had trouble in the real world before, let alone became "chopped meat". And I have faced dragons and other rather terrifying and mean creatures in the past!

[yes. she. faced a dragon. actually more than one. LMFAO]

[parasiteye]

--Bullshit. [ HE DOES NOT BELIEVE THIS. ]

[shares]

It is true! I once kicked a manticore in the face. [LMFAO. PUFFS OUT HER CHEST]

[parasiteye]

You've gotta be lying. [ sdkjgshdjkgsdgks ]

[shares]

Why would I lie about something like that?

[parasiteye]

To make yourself look better, obviously!

[shares]

I have no reason to make up false achievements when I have plenty of real ones!

[parasiteye]

No one fights those things and walks away, especially a horse!

[shares]

And what would you know about what I can and cannot do? You didn't even know that ponies could talk until you met me! You are letting all of your preconceived notions get in the way.

[parasiteye]

Horses can't talk where I come from--!!

[shares]

And humans do not exist in mine! But both of those supposed facts are clearly wrong, are they not?

[parasiteye]

Ugh...whatever, fine! You kicked a manticore in the face, good for you. Happy??

[shares]

Yes! [a smile!] Though I don't know why you must be so difficult!

[parasiteye]

You're the difficult one!

[shares]

What?!

[parasiteye]

You heard me. I've never met anyone so damn stubborn about...everything, fuck!

[shares]

You are only offended because you [POINTS AT HIM, RIGHT IN HIS FACE] are usually not the one to give in!

[parasiteye]

Huh???? [ LMAO ]

[shares]

You cannot always be the winner, Kaz.

[parasiteye]

........

/had to reread thread because i forgot what they were arguing about

[shares]

Now, I would like you to apologize for calling me stupid. Then we can put this behind us!

LMAO

[parasiteye]

[ oh my god what even is this convooooo ]

I'm sorry. [ DRYLY. ]

sobs

[shares]

Thank you. I forgive you, Kaz.

[ ... kiss on the cheek. GOD WHY. but enjoy the ... lipstick mark on your face that is basically impossible to wash off]

dfgkdfkjh

[parasiteye]

[ HAHAHAHA OH RARITY........Kaz stares. ]

............

DUMBEST PONY OH MY GOD

[shares]

[she doesn't seem to think anything of it; though his reaction reminds her a little of spike, for some reason ... :|a

she'll be moving to stand up, brushing off the back of her skirt]

Well, I'm afraid I have quite a bit of work to do, so I really must be going!