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asgardeventide2014-03-04 09:46 pm
2cool4guardian) wrote in asgardeventide2014-03-04 09:46 pm
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- draco malfoy,
- e. aster bunnymund,
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- harry potter,
- hibiki,
- jack frost,
- jane crocker,
- kevin prentiss,
- nicholas st. north,
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- ritsuka aoyagi,
- rue,
- samantha grey,
- souji seta,
- stannis baratheon,
- the eleventh doctor,
- tom mcnair
#005 [Video]
[Don't bother on wondering what's wrong with the bracelets today, travelers, because there's actually nothing wrong with them. The image is upside down because Jack is the one lying down like that, skinny legs resting on the back of the couch, his head almost touching the floor and making his hair spike in more directions than usual.
His question for the network sounds rather mundane and boring, especially for someone like Jack, but there's a grin on his face that shows there's more to it than it looks. Remember: never trust a prankster.]
Soooo. Pets are popular around here, right? Then tell me, what do you do when hair starts getting everywhere? [He pokes one of the cushions on the couch with his staff, and it's obvious he's exaggerating his story a little.] Extra points if it's rabbit fur you have tips for. Though I kinda doubt it because what I'm always seeing in the network is...
[His eyes widen.]
...dogs.
[And so does his grin. There's "mischief" written all over his expression. At times like this, Jack manages to look like the annoying teenager he died as.]
Geez, there's really have a huge amount of dogs around, isn't it? Do you guys think maybe I could borrow them from you? Rent them? Just for a day. It's for a little... experiment.
[Jack might just be vanishing very quickly off the screen, as if something very large has just grabbed him by his skinny ankles and hoisted him skywards. A gruff Aussie accent identifies the culprit of aforementioned Jacknabbing.]
NO! I don't want no bloody dingos running about the place. They're unhygienic. [And this has nothing to do with the fact he's petrified of them, nope.]
Hey! What are you-- [A snort.] Awww, it's our dear kangaroo jealous? Don't worry, Cottontail, your fur will forever be the only one in our--
[Jack can't finish because he's suddenly being shaken, and the feed ends... but not without showing a giant furry creature doing the shaking first.
Another normal day in the Guardians' home, yup.]
His question for the network sounds rather mundane and boring, especially for someone like Jack, but there's a grin on his face that shows there's more to it than it looks. Remember: never trust a prankster.]
Soooo. Pets are popular around here, right? Then tell me, what do you do when hair starts getting everywhere? [He pokes one of the cushions on the couch with his staff, and it's obvious he's exaggerating his story a little.] Extra points if it's rabbit fur you have tips for. Though I kinda doubt it because what I'm always seeing in the network is...
[His eyes widen.]
...dogs.
[And so does his grin. There's "mischief" written all over his expression. At times like this, Jack manages to look like the annoying teenager he died as.]
Geez, there's really have a huge amount of dogs around, isn't it? Do you guys think maybe I could borrow them from you? Rent them? Just for a day. It's for a little... experiment.
[Jack might just be vanishing very quickly off the screen, as if something very large has just grabbed him by his skinny ankles and hoisted him skywards. A gruff Aussie accent identifies the culprit of aforementioned Jacknabbing.]
NO! I don't want no bloody dingos running about the place. They're unhygienic. [And this has nothing to do with the fact he's petrified of them, nope.]
Hey! What are you-- [A snort.] Awww, it's our dear kangaroo jealous? Don't worry, Cottontail, your fur will forever be the only one in our--
[Jack can't finish because he's suddenly being shaken, and the feed ends... but not without showing a giant furry creature doing the shaking first.
Another normal day in the Guardians' home, yup.]
[Video] Exactly. We appreciate your sacrifice for the greater good here
[Video] Let's see how much he sacrifices when Jack goes for payback
The locking makes him snort. He can sneak into that room in many ways, but this is extra funny because--]
You realize I have keys of all the doors, right? [Remember again who is the owner of the place?]
[Video] And so the war continues. At this rate, the Ice Rink isn't going to be left standing
[North pauses. Then lets back his smirk. Serious mode is gone in an instant apparently. Back to teasing before Bunny blows his top.] Dogs will have enough exercise sliding through ice after runaway rabbit. I'm sure Cereus would not mind challenge.
[Video] The rink is fine. It's the apartment the have to worry about.
[Not going to let him become a workaholic like he was at home. Come out and play, North. They have a rabbit to troll.]
Cereus is already part of the place, I doubt he will find anything new and exciting in this. Unless you make toys for dogs too now?
[Video] If the apartment can survive North and Jamie last time, it can take on the world B)
[But...Well, a break wouldn't hurt for a few minutes right? Especially if he might need to grab Jack by the hoodie if the dogs show up.]
No toys normally no...but I may make exception. You do say we have army of fur supply after all.
[He's not actually going to do it but he will play along a bit more.]
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[But if North says he'll do it, Jack will remind him of his word forever. No regrets after this!]
Maybe you should, before Cereus starts chewing on your beard instead. He may sense you need the company, without the elves or the yetis around...
[Video] Fine Jack Fine. Just remember North will have vengeance when your shoes come in >:)
[Soooo is that a way of saying he's not lonely because he has you guys? Maybe. North smirks and takes an exaggerated sigh. This is obviously a lot of effort you're asking for Jack.]
Hmmmm. Suppose I could try. But! Only because I worry for your safety Jack. Cereus might start thinking your arm is his next chewing bone.
[Video] No if he loses them first!
[Jack is too busy pulling a face at the idea to understand the hidden message. Better luck next time, North.
He rolls his eyes.] I've never needed any help, I'm not starting now. My safety is fine. YOU are the one who gets fed by little elf servants.
[Video] Then obviously the correct response is for Loki to curse them into following him everywhere
[That's fine because North's having too much fun trying to troll Jack right now. Jack, you are now supposed king of his elves. Enjoy that.
North grunts - looking not-so-mildly offended.] And Jack, who do you think taught elves? Have survived myself without them, could make own cookies blindfold if I wished this. But! Alright, alright, you will have dog toys...
On one condition.
[Video] Don't make him burn them
[Ugh, those comparisons are awful. Stupid little elves. Jack should join Sandy's cause against them.
He squints his eyes, wondering if this is going to be worth it or not. Where is the catch?] I'm not sure if I should be asking but... what condition?
[Video] You know...This IS the guy who lives with the elves. He could probably make Jack another one
And, since you ask, condition is...that you keep dogs off Bunny. Does not need to be said. But! Last thing we need is for one to get lucky and sink its teeth in our now mortal rabbit's leg.
[Sadly, the condition means North is trying to be the adult here. Notice however, he still hasn't told Jack not to bring any dogs at all.
And will no one think of the poor Elves? Between Jack and Sandy, their feelings are being hurt.][Video] keep dreaming, old man
[Jack raises an eyebrow, giving North an "are you serious?" face. Because, come on. How can seriously ask something like that from him?]
Know what? Never mind. I'll buy some toys for Cereus myself. [That's a 'no' to the deal.]
[Video] Don't kill an old guy's dreams Jack. That is not Guardian-material
[North shrugs, laughing when Jack’s expression changes. Welp Bunny. Can’t say North didn’t try. Honestly though, North isn’t all that concerned. It would take more than a few dogs to prove an actual threat to his old friend.]
Just keep eye on them Jack. Last thing we need is accident and a snapped-up leg.
[North pauses, wondering for a moment if he should go down and watch the show.]
Though not every day I get this opportunity…Little break will not hurt.
[Video] The Guardian of Dreams is in another castle
[A sigh. Why do people always get so worked up over his pranks? ...wait, don't answer that.]
Come oooon, we're Guardians! A bunch of dogs isn't going to do anything in our watch! [Hopefully.] And you always need a break.
Fine. Kill the fun. See if North cares >:(
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[video] Hello pot meet kettle
You must admit. I had wondered why sofa gained new rug.
Ha! Should make you two stand in corner. Saves time this way.
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Why don't we just put him on the roof instead? Dangle him from a window or something.
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[North pauses and makes a show of seriously considering it. The real answer is: no just no but North doesn't have to tell them that, does he?] Welllll...if we use strong rope we may...Ah. No. Human bodies now and you would drop him. [The "on purpose" part is SO implied right now.]
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[He hears the implication and chooses to ignore it.] He's got a thick skull. He'll probably bounce.
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[North pauses as if thinking hard about it before simply shrugging.] And if you are wrong? Leave mess all over floor outside, scare children into tears- no Bunny. Am afraid you will have to think up new ways to stop invasion of our canine friends.
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You know, you could actually tell him not to do it. He listens to you for some bloody stupid reason.
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[But the smug smile is giving way to a happier one at the last comment. North has grown fonder of Jack as time has passed in Asgard. Though he's still not...truly going to let so many dogs chase his friend. Too much of a risk that one of them would get lucky and actually bite Bunny. But...welllll North can tease a little more.] ...Eh. Eventually.
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[North he hates you, except not really.] No, North. Now.
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[North bends his head down to laugh to himself.] Alright, alright if it will set your mind at ease. I will get to it...in oh say hour or so.
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[Grumble, sulk sulk.,/i>] It's better than nothing, I suppose.
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Good Bunny. We've learned our lesson. North + Sarcasm = hit and miss XD
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