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asgardeventide2014-03-04 09:46 pm
2cool4guardian) wrote in asgardeventide2014-03-04 09:46 pm
Entry tags:
- alice liddell,
- alice liddell (novel),
- allen walker,
- clementine,
- dave strider,
- dirk strider,
- draco malfoy,
- e. aster bunnymund,
- fergus dunbroch,
- harry potter,
- hibiki,
- jack frost,
- jane crocker,
- kevin prentiss,
- nicholas st. north,
- pitch black,
- rachel elizabeth dare,
- riley abel,
- ritsuka aoyagi,
- rue,
- samantha grey,
- souji seta,
- stannis baratheon,
- the eleventh doctor,
- tom mcnair
#005 [Video]
[Don't bother on wondering what's wrong with the bracelets today, travelers, because there's actually nothing wrong with them. The image is upside down because Jack is the one lying down like that, skinny legs resting on the back of the couch, his head almost touching the floor and making his hair spike in more directions than usual.
His question for the network sounds rather mundane and boring, especially for someone like Jack, but there's a grin on his face that shows there's more to it than it looks. Remember: never trust a prankster.]
Soooo. Pets are popular around here, right? Then tell me, what do you do when hair starts getting everywhere? [He pokes one of the cushions on the couch with his staff, and it's obvious he's exaggerating his story a little.] Extra points if it's rabbit fur you have tips for. Though I kinda doubt it because what I'm always seeing in the network is...
[His eyes widen.]
...dogs.
[And so does his grin. There's "mischief" written all over his expression. At times like this, Jack manages to look like the annoying teenager he died as.]
Geez, there's really have a huge amount of dogs around, isn't it? Do you guys think maybe I could borrow them from you? Rent them? Just for a day. It's for a little... experiment.
[Jack might just be vanishing very quickly off the screen, as if something very large has just grabbed him by his skinny ankles and hoisted him skywards. A gruff Aussie accent identifies the culprit of aforementioned Jacknabbing.]
NO! I don't want no bloody dingos running about the place. They're unhygienic. [And this has nothing to do with the fact he's petrified of them, nope.]
Hey! What are you-- [A snort.] Awww, it's our dear kangaroo jealous? Don't worry, Cottontail, your fur will forever be the only one in our--
[Jack can't finish because he's suddenly being shaken, and the feed ends... but not without showing a giant furry creature doing the shaking first.
Another normal day in the Guardians' home, yup.]
His question for the network sounds rather mundane and boring, especially for someone like Jack, but there's a grin on his face that shows there's more to it than it looks. Remember: never trust a prankster.]
Soooo. Pets are popular around here, right? Then tell me, what do you do when hair starts getting everywhere? [He pokes one of the cushions on the couch with his staff, and it's obvious he's exaggerating his story a little.] Extra points if it's rabbit fur you have tips for. Though I kinda doubt it because what I'm always seeing in the network is...
[His eyes widen.]
...dogs.
[And so does his grin. There's "mischief" written all over his expression. At times like this, Jack manages to look like the annoying teenager he died as.]
Geez, there's really have a huge amount of dogs around, isn't it? Do you guys think maybe I could borrow them from you? Rent them? Just for a day. It's for a little... experiment.
[Jack might just be vanishing very quickly off the screen, as if something very large has just grabbed him by his skinny ankles and hoisted him skywards. A gruff Aussie accent identifies the culprit of aforementioned Jacknabbing.]
NO! I don't want no bloody dingos running about the place. They're unhygienic. [And this has nothing to do with the fact he's petrified of them, nope.]
Hey! What are you-- [A snort.] Awww, it's our dear kangaroo jealous? Don't worry, Cottontail, your fur will forever be the only one in our--
[Jack can't finish because he's suddenly being shaken, and the feed ends... but not without showing a giant furry creature doing the shaking first.
Another normal day in the Guardians' home, yup.]
[Video] Then obviously the correct response is for Loki to curse them into following him everywhere
[That's fine because North's having too much fun trying to troll Jack right now. Jack, you are now supposed king of his elves. Enjoy that.
North grunts - looking not-so-mildly offended.] And Jack, who do you think taught elves? Have survived myself without them, could make own cookies blindfold if I wished this. But! Alright, alright, you will have dog toys...
On one condition.
[Video] Don't make him burn them
[Ugh, those comparisons are awful. Stupid little elves. Jack should join Sandy's cause against them.
He squints his eyes, wondering if this is going to be worth it or not. Where is the catch?] I'm not sure if I should be asking but... what condition?
[Video] You know...This IS the guy who lives with the elves. He could probably make Jack another one
And, since you ask, condition is...that you keep dogs off Bunny. Does not need to be said. But! Last thing we need is for one to get lucky and sink its teeth in our now mortal rabbit's leg.
[Sadly, the condition means North is trying to be the adult here. Notice however, he still hasn't told Jack not to bring any dogs at all.
And will no one think of the poor Elves? Between Jack and Sandy, their feelings are being hurt.][Video] keep dreaming, old man
[Jack raises an eyebrow, giving North an "are you serious?" face. Because, come on. How can seriously ask something like that from him?]
Know what? Never mind. I'll buy some toys for Cereus myself. [That's a 'no' to the deal.]
[Video] Don't kill an old guy's dreams Jack. That is not Guardian-material
[North shrugs, laughing when Jack’s expression changes. Welp Bunny. Can’t say North didn’t try. Honestly though, North isn’t all that concerned. It would take more than a few dogs to prove an actual threat to his old friend.]
Just keep eye on them Jack. Last thing we need is accident and a snapped-up leg.
[North pauses, wondering for a moment if he should go down and watch the show.]
Though not every day I get this opportunity…Little break will not hurt.
[Video] The Guardian of Dreams is in another castle
[A sigh. Why do people always get so worked up over his pranks? ...wait, don't answer that.]
Come oooon, we're Guardians! A bunch of dogs isn't going to do anything in our watch! [Hopefully.] And you always need a break.
Fine. Kill the fun. See if North cares >:(
[The yeti has enough dilemmas when it comes to the elves running around. North is actually a little curious what will happen when they return home and the North Pole gains a new visitor to handle. Poor, poor yetis.
North does however laugh at Jack's obvious exasperation – his expression fond as he (gasp) actually unlocks and opens the workshop door.] Alright, alright Jack. You've made your point. Some time away won't hurt.
...Besides I do think there is little meat in freezer left. Should take it out before someone thinks is useful to get the dogs running.