asgardeventide | #005 [Video]

[Don't bother on wondering what's wrong with the bracelets today, travelers, because there's actually nothing wrong with them. The image is upside down because Jack is the one lying down like that, skinny legs resting on the back of the couch, his head almost touching the floor and making his hair spike in more directions than usual.

His question for the network sounds rather mundane and boring, especially for someone like Jack, but there's a grin on his face that shows there's more to it than it looks. Remember: never trust a prankster.]

Soooo. Pets are popular around here, right? Then tell me, what do you do when hair starts getting everywhere? [He pokes one of the cushions on the couch with his staff, and it's obvious he's exaggerating his story a little.] Extra points if it's rabbit fur you have tips for. Though I kinda doubt it because what I'm always seeing in the network is...

[His eyes widen.]

...dogs.

[And so does his grin. There's "mischief" written all over his expression. At times like this, Jack manages to look like the annoying teenager he died as.]

Geez, there's really have a huge amount of dogs around, isn't it? Do you guys think maybe I could borrow them from you? Rent them? Just for a day. It's for a little... experiment.

[Jack might just be vanishing very quickly off the screen, as if something very large has just grabbed him by his skinny ankles and hoisted him skywards. A gruff Aussie accent identifies the culprit of aforementioned Jacknabbing.]

NO! I don't want no bloody dingos running about the place. They're unhygienic. [And this has nothing to do with the fact he's petrified of them, nope.]

Hey! What are you-- [A snort.] Awww, it's our dear kangaroo jealous? Don't worry, Cottontail, your fur will forever be the only one in our--

[Jack can't finish because he's suddenly being shaken, and the feed ends... but not without showing a giant furry creature doing the shaking first.

Another normal day in the Guardians' home, yup.]

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I'm right here, North.

[North is still chuckling. Sorry Bunny, not even fully sorry. However, he will dial back the volume a bit since North really should...you know, be the adult here.]

You must admit. I had wondered why sofa gained new rug.

Ha! Should make you two stand in corner. Saves time this way.

I've not been shedding! [He so has.]

Why don't we just put him on the roof instead? Dangle him from a window or something.

Ahhh. So I have just imagined table then. Have not seen original color in days!

[North pauses and makes a show of seriously considering it. The real answer is: no just no but North doesn't have to tell them that, does he?] Welllll...if we use strong rope we may...Ah. No. Human bodies now and you would drop him. [The "on purpose" part is SO implied right now.]

That's not me.

[He hears the implication and chooses to ignore it.] He's got a thick skull. He'll probably bounce.

Only one of us is walking fur coat. Unless you are accusing Cereus of crime? Jamie would be most upset, my friend.

[North pauses as if thinking hard about it before simply shrugging.] And if you are wrong? Leave mess all over floor outside, scare children into tears- no Bunny. Am afraid you will have to think up new ways to stop invasion of our canine friends.

[I>Grumble grumble grumble.] Suppose not.

You know, you could actually tell him not to do it. He listens to you for some bloody stupid reason.

[Smug smile.] Then! Only true culprit here is you, my friend. Perhaps we need this...lint roller?

[But the smug smile is giving way to a happier one at the last comment. North has grown fonder of Jack as time has passed in Asgard. Though he's still not...truly going to let so many dogs chase his friend. Too much of a risk that one of them would get lucky and actually bite Bunny. But...welllll North can tease a little more.] ...Eh. Eventually.

Under no circumstances are you to use it on me.

[North he hates you, except not really.] No, North. Now.

[Said in an all serious tone while the smirk completely ruins it.] Afraid workshop and my toys hang in the balance Bunny. Think of it as necessary sacrifice for the children.

[North bends his head down to laugh to himself.] Alright, alright if it will set your mind at ease. I will get to it...in oh say hour or so.

Don't you use the anklebiters as leverage!

[Grumble, sulk sulk.,/i>] It's better than nothing, I suppose.

Only speaking truth Bunny. Would be quite bad for all involved if hairs remain caught in toy engine for instance. Do not need any fires on my poor wooden table.

[And North is still talking like Bunny is shedding them a new blanket. His teasing smile is definitely in place.]

But of course! I would not leave you in ditch, my friend. But- Not that you need my rescue, yes? "Nerves of Steel, Master of Tai Chi." Ring any bells?

No, that would be a tragedy. [Sarcasm? Always.]

That greyhound was a monster, she doesn't count. She would have ripped my throat out!

...And I had it handled, anyway.

Of course it would. [Guess who didn't pick up on the sarcasm? This guy.]

Bunny. Was Jamie's pet. But! You are right. Had everything under control - no help from Sandy at all.

[He's given up on trying to teach North sarcasm, there's no point.]

She was still a monster. And Sandy just got in the way.

[Not talking about waking up snuggling North's arm, nope.]

[hey HEY. We both vowed not to mention the arm snuggling bit.]

Bah! Overgrown rabbit such as yourself could keep dog away easily. Taichi would be useful in this case, yes?

...But..[North frowns a little.] Was little suspicious Sandy hit everyone before dog and Jamie.

[It is never allowed to be mentioned, never.]

Of course it was, if I had the space to do it properly.

...Never thought of that before.

[Hey North wasn’t exactly jumping up in joy when he woke up. Unless Tooth somehow rats them out, it never happened.]

I am sure. Must have imagined the screaming then.

And well, could be simple mistake. Dog was quick enough to keep up with you. Or Sandy’s aim is getting rusty.
[Yes. Someone is asking to get hit with a plant/dreamsand whip.]

#005 [Video]

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[video] Hello pot meet kettle

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Good Bunny. We've learned our lesson. North + Sarcasm = hit and miss XD

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