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- alice liddell,
- alice liddell (novel),
- bruce banner,
- clementine,
- ellie,
- evelyn carnahan,
- irving braxiatel,
- jack sparrow,
- jamie bennett,
- jim moriarty,
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- maglor,
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- september,
- souji seta,
- the eleventh doctor,
- wichita,
- yosuke hanamura
Voice; 2
Okay, time to lighten the mood.
[Because after all this shit that's happened, she needs to smile. She needs something, anything, to take her mind off all of this and for a second, remember that being alive is good, and right.
And maybe to remember a simpler time.]
I've got this book of puns, right? Well, back in the day, it kinda used to be my thing. And I figure you guys could use this. Or groan, whatever.
Here goes.
A clown held the door open for me the other day.
I thought it was a nice jester.
The butcher backed up into the meat grinder.
He got a little behind in his work.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.
The doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
Pffft.
The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
[That one actually makes her laugh out loud.]
[Because after all this shit that's happened, she needs to smile. She needs something, anything, to take her mind off all of this and for a second, remember that being alive is good, and right.
And maybe to remember a simpler time.]
I've got this book of puns, right? Well, back in the day, it kinda used to be my thing. And I figure you guys could use this. Or groan, whatever.
Here goes.
A clown held the door open for me the other day.
I thought it was a nice jester.
The butcher backed up into the meat grinder.
He got a little behind in his work.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.
The doctor says I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
Pffft.
The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
[That one actually makes her laugh out loud.]
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That is kind of you to say so, ercasse. In Sindarin, that greeting would be... hm, Êl síla erin lû e-govaned vîn - but our Sindarin kin would accuse us of being overly wordy. They preferred simpler greetings that took less time to say.
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[Excuse her pronunciation. Probably/definitely mangled that one there.]
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[ he ducks his head, suddenly a little shy ] Among my people it is common to give an epessë - an after-name, ah, what you might call a nick-name - to those you are acquainted with. [ to those you are friends with, he doesn't say ] I am sorry if it offends you.
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[On the contrary, she finds it kind of awesome.]
Why that plant? Kinda prickly?
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Aye, but beautiful all the same. Strong, too - hardy, and enduring. [ green and vibrant in the midst of snow ]
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You are a hell of a sap.
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[ cheerfully ] So I have been told!
[ He so totally is ]
But I will stop, if you wish it.
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Then, I will have to make sure I use it enough for you to get used to it, ercasse
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Wheel shall have to see.
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Oh, shit. That was good.
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If my lady approves of my poor efforts, then I am glad to be of service. I fear that I am not so good at creating puns, however. [ but he is quite happy to take full advantage of any openings she gives him ] In that, I yield entirely to you.
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Where do you even come from? You talk like a knight out of some old novel or something.
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[Hopefully.]
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Aye.
[ a breath and he tries for a smile ]
Heroes and Kings and the very Spirits of the world. Elves and dwarves and hobbits.
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[She nods to herself, just acknowledging. She's quick to catch onto these things, quick to stick to boundaries -- Joel has a lot of things he doesn't like to talk about it.]
It sounds awesome.
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[ yes Ellie, he fought dragons ]
It was sometimes. And sometimes it was terrible indeed. Still, a wiser man than I once said that the best stories - the ones that meant something - were those which were not always easy to hear, or presumably, to live through.
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[Stories were the lifeblood of the QZ. It was how they learned about the world outside, the way things used to be before all those unwanted or orphaned kids were born. But hell, Ellie tends to keep that part out of it.]
Sounds like that guy knew his shit.
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Whatever you want to know, ask.
He does indeed. His father named him 'Samwise' - in Sindarin, Perhael or 'Half-wise' - but it has been later said that he was one of the wisest of all.
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... so what was he? A storyteller?
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He is a gardener. Many would say, the best gardener on this side of the Sundering Seas. And he is a hero - probably the greatest of the Age, although his own people esteem him not, and he would never accept such a title himself.
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[It makes her think of her own powers, what might be related.]
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video thank you for letting me write this icly
thank you for being the first to respond that way =D
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