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[nukeoleptic]

omg, why is it so cold in this city?? :(


[ OOC note: Okay, I lasted like three weeks but I'm back. So sorry to my CR, ahh. :C ]

Comments

[2cool4guardian]

feeling more alive than ever ❅
i would ditch the hoodie but gotta stay classy for the children

[timaeus_testified]

Hahahaha, You could always switch to a T-shirt.
It's still classy.
Unless the hoodie is part your winter spirit image.

[2cool4guardian]

it's less about the hoodie
and more about wanting to ditch clothes and feel the cold in my bones
the hoodie looked way better with frost on it by the way

[timaeus_testified]

I can add some frost to it If you seriously miss that part that much.
But I get what you mean.
If I got my speed back I'd want to feel every part of it I could.
If I went home with my memories, I'd feel the loss of what I have.

[He is saying without saying it, that he gets the love of winter.]

[2cool4guardian]

[See, Dirk, this is why Jack likes you. (Supposedly Jade too but he's pretending that's not a thing now.)]

already tried
jamie and santa also have ice powers
it doesn't stick long enough
but still thank you

and yeah
that's pretty much it
see you're pretty smart
if you feel like brooding about the lack of speed with someone
you can always call the easter bunny and brood with him
i swear there's fluffiness under the grumpy australian accent

[timaeus_testified]

Now here's the most important question of the day.
Is he still a giant fuzzy rabbit or did Asgard humanize him?

[2cool4guardian]

there's tons of fur around the apartment
what do you think
but wow now you've given me some hilarious mental images
i gotta make use of this in the future
have i mentioned how smart you are today
let me say it again

[timaeus_testified]

You better let me know once you pull it off what your plan was.
I have to hear this.
You wouldn't leave a dude in the dark would you?

[2cool4guardian]

[As he's more comfortable with the fact he has friends now, he'll return the favor and used the word Dirk used for him that one time during an event.]

never would leave a bro out
worry not
just let need to find an artist with some imagination
and you know we have tons of those

[timaeus_testified]

[If he only knew how Dirk grins at Jack using the word.]

They seem to grow in number at a rapid rate.
You'll definitely find a good artist around these parts.

[2cool4guardian]

count on it
how're you doing anyway
you know
besides rescuing lost dogs from the cold

[Sorry, he'll throw jabs at Jade for the rest of the day. Stupid missing friends.]

[timaeus_testified]

I'm doing well enough.
I finished unpacking in my new place and my other brother is back in town.
He doesn't remember anything but that's cool.
Family is family.

[2cool4guardian]

congrats on your new place!
i'll send ice-cream your way later
every new home needs ice-cream

[Never mind the winter. And he means it, too, Dirk will find an ice-cream carton on his window a few hours after this post.]

the strider trio is back together again huh
good
sorry about the memories
but yeah that
i'll eagerly wait for dave's new movie starring you and your family blondiness

[timaeus_testified]

That's right, we're a terrible trio of film and music crafting techniques again.
So long as his movies aren't of curses I think I can get behind that.
But I'm still finding blond fur among my stuff.

Shit yes.
I'll never turn down ice cream.
It's the most incredible treat to exist.

[2cool4guardian]

why not
as long as you are not the cursed one
i can feel you when it comes to the fur now though

you know how to speak my language
favorite flavor?

[timaeus_testified]

I like Mint chocolate chip or anything with oranges. I got sick of cookie dough, we have a never ending tub of the shit.

You make a very good point about curses.
If anyone else is cursed, film away.

[2cool4guardian]

one carton of each it is then
the lack of ice cream variety in your fridge is sinful though
you better work on that mister

please
as if i needed your permission
but thanks anyway
dirkitty

[timaeus_testified]

Is it too forward to call you a fuckin saint?
Because you've just blessed this apartment.

Damn it, I will never live cat boy time down.

[2cool4guardian]

forward? nah
new? definitely
there's a line out there waiting for you
to tell how i belong exactly to the opposite side
(you're welcome)

nope
i would say sorry
but i'm not

[timaeus_testified]

Some people would say the same damn thing about me.
I care not what they think.

You're laughing right now, aren't you.

[2cool4guardian]

welcome to the club
not caring it's the way to go
now let's wreck things

i have no idea what you're talking about

[timaeus_testified]

Now that's the best suggestion I've ever heard.

You know exactly what I'm talking about. You're holding your sides and chortling.

[2cool4guardian]

good to know
i thought mister mechanic from the nerd house would be more interested in fixing them

well
i'm not holding my sides

[timaeus_testified]

Man no.
Mister is reserved for older dudes.
I'm just Strider, or DiStrider since there's three Striders in this place.
The point is I'm not a swordsmaster for nothing.

But you're still laughing.

[2cool4guardian]

and what happened to just 'dirk'?
i know i know
just teasing
i know what a sword master does i live with one
(also with odin ice powers go figure)

(*≧▽≦)ﾉｼ
there
happy now