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[frothing]

[Contrary to popular belief, werewolves clean up real nice. Tom has even found a tie. And someone to tie it for him. He glances to someone just off camera, nods, and then stands up straighter, although you may see a quick flash of a smaller hand moving to straighten that tie of his. Off camera, you hear a familiar Scottish voice--]

Em… everyone, this is Tom McNair and he is looking for a job. He’s very qualified in the food and service industries. He’s been the head chef at several cafes and dog food...factories.

[ It might start to be clear that she’s reading from a paper because you can hear a pause as she stifles a wee laugh before you hear a ‘no’ at something on the list. She tosses the list and starts speaking from her heart/own words--]

Tom will give you everything he’s got, he’s very loyal, respectful, and a real go-getter. You won’t regret hiring him.

[Tom grins brightly, giving Alex a thumbs-up before remembering something else.]

Oi! Forgot to mention that I’ve got a CV now. Wrote it meself.

[He searches his pockets until he finds it, unfolding the piece of paper so that he can hold it up to the camera. In large printed letters across the top - Barry Grand Hotel - Ass Man. It takes a moment for Alex to notice what the paper says before she scrambles to cut the feed while trying to pull the paper from his hands as she says - 'Ass man, oh God" trying so hard to not to laugh anymore as the feed cuts.]

Comments

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[ex_outofcontrol435]

[Holy shit, the network's been entertaining lately. Clearly people have upped their game since he lost his bracelet.]

Doesn't sound like you're looking for chef work, man.

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[bays]

Sure I am. Ain't got nothing against flipping burgers.

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[ex_outofcontrol435]

So the Ass Man services come extra? You run that part underground?

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[dyingisnotdead]

You really need to change that 'Ass man' thing, Tom.

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[bays]

What, ya think I'm ready to be a manager?

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[dyingisnotdead]

You seem competent enough.

[Anything but 'ass man', Tom.]

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[okamichild]

Ass man?

[Video]

[frothing]

Assistant manager. Poorly abbreviated.

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[okamichild]

[ he giggles lightly ]

I hope he can find a job. [ even if he is an ass man, sure ]

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[bossily]

[Cue so much smiling and eyebrow arching.]

With credentials like that, I wish I had a place I could hire him to work at.

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[frothing]

[ aw don't tease him!] He's a good fella, he deserves a job.

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[bossily]

[Sorry, sorry. It's just a thing that she does. With everyone. She means well, really.]

Like I said, wish I did have the funds and the business to hire him. I know someone with a bookstore though, I'll see if he's in need of anyone.

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[bays]

I'm sure I'll find something somewhere. But thank ya.

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[stilledsurgeon]

[Okay, he can't help having a tiny laugh.]

I'm something of an ass man myself. And breast man.

...and leg man...

[Oops, Hawkeye has drifted off, don't mind him.]

[Video]

[frothing]

Oy! He's innocent. Mind out of the gutter.

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[iamaplague]

Oh, hey Tom! Great to see you're looking for a job! Don't suppose you fancy being an hospital cleaner, would you?

Hey you too, Alex! Nice promo on Tom! [He chuckles a bit.]

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[bays]

[Tom grins even brighter at the encouragement.]

Just gettin' tired of swanning around all the time. And wouldn't mind working around doctors and nurses at all.

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[frothing]

Just trying to help a friend out.

[ffuckoff]

That's how jobs work around here, huh?

[bays]

I hope so. Figured this were one good way of putting the word out. The word that I'm available.

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[trustexercises]

So you're an Ass Man, Tom? I can't say that's too bad of a preference myself.

Then again, it looks like someone beat me to the punch there.

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[frothing]

Tom is a whole lady man, he's very respectful. [ she's saying that for tom's benefit because it's true.]

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[bays]

I were, thanks to Hal.

[Wow, that didn't sound wrong at all.]

Guess I got to start over here.

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[partinglass]

[Alex, Tom, please forgive her to not talk about jobs (yet), yeah ?]

Tom ! I'm glad to finally meet you !

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[bays]

The pleasure's all mine.

[Because manners first. There's still a touch of confusion in his face though.]

Do ya kow me from somewhere?