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alex millar ([personal profile] frothing) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2013-11-11 01:00 pm

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[Contrary to popular belief, werewolves clean up real nice. Tom has even found a tie. And someone to tie it for him. He glances to someone just off camera, nods, and then stands up straighter, although you may see a quick flash of a smaller hand moving to straighten that tie of his. Off camera, you hear a familiar Scottish voice--]

Em… everyone, this is Tom McNair and he is looking for a job. He’s very qualified in the food and service industries. He’s been the head chef at several cafes and dog food...factories.

[ It might start to be clear that she’s reading from a paper because you can hear a pause as she stifles a wee laugh before you hear a ‘no’ at something on the list. She tosses the list and starts speaking from her heart/own words--]

Tom will give you everything he’s got, he’s very loyal, respectful, and a real go-getter. You won’t regret hiring him.

[Tom grins brightly, giving Alex a thumbs-up before remembering something else.]

Oi! Forgot to mention that I’ve got a CV now. Wrote it meself.

[He searches his pockets until he finds it, unfolding the piece of paper so that he can hold it up to the camera. In large printed letters across the top - Barry Grand Hotel - Ass Man. It takes a moment for Alex to notice what the paper says before she scrambles to cut the feed while trying to pull the paper from his hands as she says - 'Ass man, oh God" trying so hard to not to laugh anymore as the feed cuts.]

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[personal profile] ex_outofcontrol435 2013-11-11 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[Holy shit, the network's been entertaining lately. Clearly people have upped their game since he lost his bracelet.]

Doesn't sound like you're looking for chef work, man.
dyingisnotdead: (pic#3699941)

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[personal profile] dyingisnotdead 2013-11-11 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
You really need to change that 'Ass man' thing, Tom.
okamichild: (Default)

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[personal profile] okamichild 2013-11-11 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Ass man?
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[personal profile] okamichild 2013-11-11 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he giggles lightly ]

I hope he can find a job. [ even if he is an ass man, sure ]
bossily: (scathingly brilliant idea)

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[personal profile] bossily 2013-11-11 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Cue so much smiling and eyebrow arching.]

With credentials like that, I wish I had a place I could hire him to work at.
stilledsurgeon: (right! you got it!)

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[personal profile] stilledsurgeon 2013-11-11 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[Okay, he can't help having a tiny laugh.]

I'm something of an ass man myself. And breast man.

...and leg man...

[Oops, Hawkeye has drifted off, don't mind him.]
Edited 2013-11-11 22:34 (UTC)
stilledsurgeon: (Minor irritation)

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[personal profile] stilledsurgeon 2013-11-11 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Mock indigence time, go!]

Hey! My mind belongs in the gutter. It was born there. You can't make me take it from it's home!

[Pause.]

...he's a little old to be innocent, isn't he?
bossily: (adore)

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[personal profile] bossily 2013-11-11 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sorry, sorry. It's just a thing that she does. With everyone. She means well, really.]

Like I said, wish I did have the funds and the business to hire him. I know someone with a bookstore though, I'll see if he's in need of anyone.
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[personal profile] bays 2013-11-12 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Sure I am. Ain't got nothing against flipping burgers.
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[personal profile] bays 2013-11-12 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
What, ya think I'm ready to be a manager?
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[personal profile] bays 2013-11-12 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure I'll find something somewhere. But thank ya.
dyingisnotdead: (pic#3699936)

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[personal profile] dyingisnotdead 2013-11-12 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
You seem competent enough.

[Anything but 'ass man', Tom.]
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[personal profile] iamaplague 2013-11-12 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, hey Tom! Great to see you're looking for a job! Don't suppose you fancy being an hospital cleaner, would you?

Hey you too, Alex! Nice promo on Tom! [He chuckles a bit.]
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[personal profile] ffuckoff 2013-11-12 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
That's how jobs work around here, huh?
comeonthensexy: (→082)

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[personal profile] comeonthensexy 2013-11-12 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ Let him see for you!

AKA he's a stalking stalker who stalks but shhh. ]

Depends on the entertainment value.
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[personal profile] okamichild 2013-11-12 11:49 am (UTC)(link)
And he is nice. [ he smiles ]

is that how you look for jobs here?
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[personal profile] bays 2013-11-12 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[Tom grins even brighter at the encouragement.]

Just gettin' tired of swanning around all the time. And wouldn't mind working around doctors and nurses at all.
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[personal profile] bays 2013-11-12 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I hope so. Figured this were one good way of putting the word out. The word that I'm available.
trustexercises: (oh. n sync. who even likes them still?)

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[personal profile] trustexercises 2013-11-12 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
So you're an Ass Man, Tom? I can't say that's too bad of a preference myself.

Then again, it looks like someone beat me to the punch there.

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