☄ 2nd Landing || Video

[sexyoldgirl]

[See the woman. See the naked woman clutching a darkened version of this to her chest. The video looks like it's taken outside the castle if the background is anything to go by and from a low point of view, considering she's sitting on the ground. She doesn't seem to care that she's naked but luckily (or perhaps unluckily) the architectural reconfiguration circuit gives her some sense of privacy, as does the piece of what looks like scrap metal that's laying across her lap.]

[Confused and frowning, the TARDIS is certainly unhappy at this particular moment. Her tone is a bit snippy, verging on the edge of something worse.]

That was...I am. [p a u s e] I've returned. And I'm lacking in clothing. That's a thing most of you humans disapprove of, isn't it? Could someone bring me something to wear? I'd rather not distress those who'd be offended by my naked vessel. Even a bedsheet would do.

Doctors, dear, are you still here? I'd hate to have returned only for you to have run off on me. Are the rest of you strays still living in that house in Odin? It was getting a bit crowded last I was there.

[She shifts, not once loosening her grip on the strange orb.]

I'd be grateful if someone could fill me in on what I've missed since I left. It's been a while. A lot of things can happen.

[A small huff.] Hello again, Asgard and its temporary people. I'm... [What does she go with? Last time Eleven was flaily when she introduced herself as Sexy.] ...the TARDIS, that's what you can call me.

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[hullo_sweetie]

TARDIS?

[River had never been so glad to see Sexy as she was right now]

Where are you at? We need to get some clothes on you.

[sexyoldgirl]

Curly.

[Definite relief. She's glad to see the archaeologist.]

Outside the castle, in Freya district. Thought it would be best not to wander about naked.

[Not that it bothers her at all.]

[hullo_sweetie]

Stay there. I've got some extra clothes I'll gather up.

[She disappears off screen and cuts the feed. No, she wasn't sure how to break the news that Eleven and Rose had recently died, so she doesn't. For now it was best to focus on getting TARDIS settled in.

She arrives twenty minutes later with a blouse and pants in hand, offering them to her]

It's good to have you back.

[goesagainst_thegrain]

TARDIS?

[There's quite a bit of noise in the background of wherever Six is, and he looks rather run down. And also like he's wearing much darker colors than usual for him.]

No, I'm afraid you couldn't possibly be the TARDIS. You're not blue enough.

[He's also rather drunk, hi there old girl.]

[sexyoldgirl]

[That was...not a face she was expecting to see. She stares back at him for a minute.]

Hello. [She is determined to make that the first word out of her mouth when seeing him.]

[Oh, she certainly has missed a lot since her departure. Especially if it can drive a Doctor to drink.]

I am rather peach-colored at the moment. Though you know I haven't always been blue.

[He's not Eleven, the face she saw last, but it doesn't matter because she absolutely must see him.]

Where are you?

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[beforethewar]

[Strangely that noise seems to also be coming from wherever Eight is as well, and he appears on the screen looking rather bleary eyed and off-kilter.

And...is he slurring?]

TARDIS! Wait, no. Wasn't I told to call you something else?

Sssexy. Sexy. Right. Still ssomething of an odd thing to call you. I feel like a construction worker.

[Then he notices the nakedness and his eyes widen a little.]

Ah, well. I have a coat you can borrow, if you come to the Roadhouse. I don't think it's safe to leave this stool at the moment, I'm afraid.

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[sexyoldgirl]

[Oh, oh dear. Not one drunk Doctor but two. Things certainly have been bad here. Honestly, it just makes her even angrier that she wasn't able to be there for them.]

[But not angry at the Doctors. No, at the gods. And one does not want to make the TARDIS angry.]

Yes, Sexy. Though you know you're allowed to call me whatever you'd like, dear.

[A shake of her head.]

Curly is bringing me something, then I'll join you. How many have you had?

[Roadhouse, Roadhouse - what district was that in again?]

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[fantastix]

[He's been browsing the messages with a blank stare. It's hard to care about anything, really. But...wait, what's that woman doing? Isn't she cold? He investigates further.

She's calling for the Doctors, and she's...his girl. The one who's been with him all these centuries. It's not as much of a shock as it could be, he's been told about her humanoid form, but he's still baffled. And it shows.]

That's really you?

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[sexyoldgirl]

[To be honest, she hadn't even thought about the weather. Therefore, she's not cold. Logic.]

[That's a face she easily recognizes and she's sort of got an idea of what's going on. Of course, she doesn't like it. She's not sure if he's drunk like the other two or not just yet but it hardly mattered because they all needed her.]

It's really me.

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[childofthewickedday]

.....

[Mordred may or may not realize that the bracelet has caught him staring]

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[sexyoldgirl]

[Ah, this child again. She remembers him.]

We never seem to get this meeting quite right, do we?

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[tipsygnostalgia]

[There's a blonde teenager saying hi.]

You might want to put some clothes on before the pervs see this. And trust me, there's a load of them here.

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[sexyoldgirl]

[Sounds like a good hello to her.]

I would if I had any clothes to put on. Curly is bringing me some. Though I don't know why people are so fascinated with the naked body.

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[dreamspinning]

Elder sister, you've returned.

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[sexyoldgirl]

[Ah, a familiar face and one she's glad to see.]

It appears that the gods could not keep me away. Have you been well?

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[madcuriosity]

[Alice hear the Tardis' voice before anything so she quickly turned her video on to greet her missing dear friend who had now returned.

Miss Ta- [And then she realized what the Tardis was wearing in that she was wearing nothing. Her eyes went wide before she covered them and gave a squeak.]

M-M-M-Miss T-T-T-Tardis!

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[sexyoldgirl]

[There is a familiar face.]

[That is now hiding behind a pair of hands.]

My apologies, little miss, I hadn't anything to wear upon arrival. Curly is bringing me some now.

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[intelligently]

[ Sorry, TARDIS, Lydia has just one question. For now ] Why would you come back?

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[sexyoldgirl]

[It's a very important question.] I've got people to look after - people that need me. However, it really wasn't my choice to come back or leave in the first place.

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[kuramaless]

[Er. She's naked and-- well, naked isn't cool and-- where to look.]

Did you-- you know, find clothes?

[Video]

[sexyoldgirl]

[It's not like she choose to show up naked.]

Someone is bringing me some.

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[historyrabbit]

That's ah... [Eye averted, Lavi. There's a good boy.] That's quite an entrance.

All clothed now? Or about to be? [Sob. What is blush.]

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[sexyoldgirl]

[She's in a bar now, sitting at a table.]

It was a better landing then the last time. [When the loss of her abilities had been so overwhelming she hadn't left the Doctor's side for two days.]

All clothed now. It's safe to look.

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[neverymind]

Why do you care that humans would care about you not wearing clothes? I don't wear clothes. [Nevy gestures at herself in the video feed, nothing but pink skin and bright blue fins.]

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[sexyoldgirl]

[Not a blink in surprise at the strange appearance.]

Mostly because my form is human. It's polite to follow the customs of a species when you look like one.