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[See the woman. See the naked woman clutching a darkened version of this to her chest. The video looks like it's taken outside the castle if the background is anything to go by and from a low point of view, considering she's sitting on the ground. She doesn't seem to care that she's naked but luckily (or perhaps unluckily) the architectural reconfiguration circuit gives her some sense of privacy, as does the piece of what looks like scrap metal that's laying across her lap.]

[Confused and frowning, the TARDIS is certainly unhappy at this particular moment. Her tone is a bit snippy, verging on the edge of something worse.]

That was...I am. [p a u s e] I've returned. And I'm lacking in clothing. That's a thing most of you humans disapprove of, isn't it? Could someone bring me something to wear? I'd rather not distress those who'd be offended by my naked vessel. Even a bedsheet would do.

Doctors, dear, are you still here? I'd hate to have returned only for you to have run off on me. Are the rest of you strays still living in that house in Odin? It was getting a bit crowded last I was there.

[She shifts, not once loosening her grip on the strange orb.]

I'd be grateful if someone could fill me in on what I've missed since I left. It's been a while. A lot of things can happen.

[A small huff.] Hello again, Asgard and its temporary people. I'm... [What does she go with? Last time Eleven was flaily when she introduced herself as Sexy.] ...the TARDIS, that's what you can call me.

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[Alice hear the Tardis' voice before anything so she quickly turned her video on to greet her missing dear friend who had now returned.

Miss Ta- [And then she realized what the Tardis was wearing in that she was wearing nothing. Her eyes went wide before she covered them and gave a squeak.]

M-M-M-Miss T-T-T-Tardis!

[There is a familiar face.]

[That is now hiding behind a pair of hands.]

My apologies, little miss, I hadn't anything to wear upon arrival. Curly is bringing me some now.

Curly? Who is that? I don't know anyone named curly. [Still not uncovering her eyes.]

It's the one with the curls, of course. The blond bouncy curls. [So the name is more of a description than anything.]

[When she notices the TARDIS switches to audio.]

It's safe to look now.

[She uncovered her eyes and realized that it was now just audio instead.]

Oh ah... thank you. But I still don't know who Curly is... I don't even know if they're a boy or a girl.

[This will do until the TARDIS gets clothes.]

Curly is a female. An adult. Also the Eleventh Doctor's wife.

I thought you were the Doctor's wife. I've never even heard of this woman.

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We've never been married. She's his...current wife.

[Why are they letting the TARDIS be the one to explain this?]

See. The Doctor's lived such a long life that he's been able to love and sometimes marry. None of them live as long as he does so he always loses them. He never stops loving them, though.

It... but you're as old as he is, aren't you? Why not marry you then? The Doctor has even said you've never left him, and you'll always be with him and he already loves you.

Older, little one. It's a bit odd to marry your ship when she's generally ship-shaped, isn't it? Besides, we've never needed such a thing. We just simply are. That's enough for us.

It's not so strange, because you're not just a ship. You're a box that isn't a box. It isn't so strange when you think about the one doing the marrying is the Doctor.

[Oh Rassilon. She's going to have to get a bit inappropriate.]

Things just aren't that simple. While I can give him love and stay with him forever, there are certain aspects of a relationship that I can't. Mostly the physical, intimate ones that man and wife often partake in. He needs that sort of affection.

[Basically, the TARDIS is already a very understanding wife.]

[The Tardis can't see it but Alice is blushing so deeply and has fumbled with her bracelet that she's dropped it. Thankfully she's in Freyr's house so it's not that big of a deal. She doesn't understand everything, of course. Alice is all of seven, there's only so much of "adult intimacy" she was taught. It was to the extent of "husband and wife" have a very special meaning and a very special relationship that seven year olds are supposed to "learn about when they're much older." So she's just silent for a long while.

Whatever the intimacy was, a ship that wasn't a ship was apparently not what was needed but... someone...

Alice didn't really want to think about it although her curiosity couldn't help but point out that the Tardis had a body now. She hushed that very quickly. Alice was hiding her face in her hands.]

[The TARDIS can guess why Alice is so quiet. It's not the first time they've had someone proper on board.]

I'm sorry for putting it in such a manner. I did try to be as delicate as I could. I simply wanted you to understand how things are. What I lack others are capable of giving him, I can't even hold his hand in my box shape. And I can give him things other people can't. However, we all love him very much.

[It's still several long moments before Alice finds her voice.]

It... um... [She takes a deep breath.] T-T-Thank you, Miss Tardis....

Oh! [They've reached a topic Alice can talk about again.] It... but I love the Doctor very much too, I don't have to be a wife to love him, do I?

Of course not, dear! He's got plenty of people who love him that are simply friends or family.

[Rassilon, explaining relationship is hard!]

Does the Doctor love me too?

Of course he does, dear. Have you met the other Doctors yet?

Oh ah... only the gentleman who calls himself Theta... he seems very... oh ah... excitable. Like a cat who has a bell on a string.

That he is. You simply must meet the other Doctors. Ah, I never did have that tea party. Perhaps we could have one of those.

Would they wish to meet me?

Of course they would!

Then I would like to meet them, if it's alright. So one big tea party with all sorts of Doctors!

Perfect. We'll have to find a perfect day to do this.

A day when you have clothes again.

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