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[A clearing of the throat, and a certain moth man dressed in a bright purple suit comes on camera, looking unamused as always.]
So, they say that you can judge people by what they like, right? I mean, if you like reading big long tedious books in your spare time, people will tend to think that you're big long and tedious when it comes to conversations. Or, if you like action movies and things with large explosions in them, people might think you're an adrenaline junkie and more likely to jump into a reckless situation. Or if you like really trashy romance novels, you don't actually have a life and stay at home all day because nobody will ever go out with you. Stuff like that, you get the idea.
So, I thought, why not ask people what they think about a certain thing I actually know a little bit about?
Insects.
[Yes, he's being serious. Nick gives the camera a level look.]
Tell me what insects you like, and I'll then judge what kind of person you are based on that. Yes, I'll count spiders in with that one. And if you don't like bugs all that much, you can just tell me which ones you don't like, and I'll judge that too. Think of this as a survey, of sorts.
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If you have no idea what insects are, then I wonder what in the name of Sam Hill is going on with your world, because it must be the apocalypse over there or everything is messed up, that's all I can say.
[Anyone who says they hates butterflies is automatically getting a punch in the face from him, just saying.]
So, they say that you can judge people by what they like, right? I mean, if you like reading big long tedious books in your spare time, people will tend to think that you're big long and tedious when it comes to conversations. Or, if you like action movies and things with large explosions in them, people might think you're an adrenaline junkie and more likely to jump into a reckless situation. Or if you like really trashy romance novels, you don't actually have a life and stay at home all day because nobody will ever go out with you. Stuff like that, you get the idea.
So, I thought, why not ask people what they think about a certain thing I actually know a little bit about?
Insects.
[Yes, he's being serious. Nick gives the camera a level look.]
Tell me what insects you like, and I'll then judge what kind of person you are based on that. Yes, I'll count spiders in with that one. And if you don't like bugs all that much, you can just tell me which ones you don't like, and I'll judge that too. Think of this as a survey, of sorts.
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If you have no idea what insects are, then I wonder what in the name of Sam Hill is going on with your world, because it must be the apocalypse over there or everything is messed up, that's all I can say.
[Anyone who says they hates butterflies is automatically getting a punch in the face from him, just saying.]
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You...actually mean that? You're not pulling my leg?
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[what is wrong with you Kaworu]
[He blinks again, before he recovers and gives a shrug and a little smirk, as if nothing ever happened.]
Well, good choice. Believe me, you won't be bored with me around.
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Tell me, do you have anyone you care for, in this place?
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[He lets out a scoff, as if the very idea is ridiculous.]
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Why do you want to know?
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Okay, Mr. Psychiatrist, I get it. But let me just say...okay, yes, I like some people. But I don't care about them.
Marginally liking and caring are two different things.
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[Doesn't he seem a bit too defensive about that?]
Yeah, I'm happy. I guess. I mean, people are fun to mess around with. And I need to get my entertainment from somewhere, really.
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What makes you happy?
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It's a decently-sized list, but most of the things that make me happy are just pipe dreams.
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No. Not erase. I just want them to leave.
I'm not a genocidal maniac, if that's what you're thinking. I just want them to go find another planet and leave my entire race alone. Forever.
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Because as time goes on, my race will be eventually wiped out by them. It's already starting, actually. So, yeah, no, not a chance. We tried, but look where that got us.
Nothing but bloodshed and death...
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A leopard cant change it's spots. So the human race will continue to behave like the locusts they are.
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