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[forrade.livejournal.com]

[Alright.

He's been keeping to himself for as long as it was possible without actually connecting with this magicked bangle, mostly because he's still very very pissed off over ending up in a mockery of the land he calls home, but there's only so long one can go before the itch of curiosity becomes too much.

So here he is, making a post on the network, every bit of him looking highly unimpressed.]

This whole place being disingenuous and uninspired as it is — permit me to ask, really, but is there any other reason for the snow occurring beyond that it could?

The talking snowmen didn't even attack anyone.

[Secret: the gifts were a nice touch. He's not saying that out loud in fake Asgard, though.]

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[worldeating.livejournal.com]

[Have the face of a man who doesn't look terribly pleased himself to be here, in this "Asgard" -- however, it could also be argued that a frowny face is often his default expression.

Nonetheless, he feels compelled to comment.]

These 'snowmen' that you have had the pleasure of meeting are better behaved than the ones I have spoken to.

[The one he talked to hit him on the head 8( ]

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[forrade.livejournal.com]

I wasn't aware there were different kinds - they were all made of the same thing.

[On the one hand, this man is already being judgmental-looking. On the other, he doesn't seem to be dumb.]

Perhaps you both had a misunderstanding.

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[worldeating.livejournal.com]

[He cannot help but scoff a little.] Jul- [He catches himself, starting over.] Mortal men are all made the same, and yet there are many differences among them. It is similar. The snowmen all possessed different... personalities, from what I understood.

There was no misunderstanding. It was angered because I did not compliment it.

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[aeterno_arma]

[You can see the face of a teen with green eyes, dark skin and light purple hair.]

I think the snowmen in Thor district insulted or tried to hit some people. The one in my district, Sigyn's, was quite nice at least.

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[forrade.livejournal.com]

[This is like looking at a refracted reflection off the Bifrost.

That's half a compliment, by the by.]

I can't even pretend to be surprised.

Were the ones in Heimdall's insufferable?

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[aeterno_arma]

[He would be flattered if he knew, thanks.]

You are familiar with that God? he doesn't exist where I come from, so I'm not sure if the snowman's behavior was appropriate.

He was...demanding.

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[tourjapan.livejournal.com]

You should have punched it back if it punched you.

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[forrade.livejournal.com]

It might have died if I had.

[Let's take a moment to remember that anything done by the Asgardians tend to be beyond the scope of the conventional definitions.]

[functionals.livejournal.com]

There were different snowmen for each district, each with different qualities.

[he does have to agree on something though.]

It is tremendously dull though.

[forrade.livejournal.com]

They're still snowmen. Had you the gift of fire, they'll be met with the fate as any.

[Here, have a dramatic sigh.]

I was expecting so much more.

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[metaleyedgirl.livejournal.com]

Does snow need a reason to fall?

[That just confused her. It's snow, it's not gonna make sense!]

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[forrade.livejournal.com]

[He comes from a land where snow is directly associated with the dead. He has to ask.]

In itself? No.

But if this is Asgard then the winters have no place within it.

[perpetualized]

People get bored? [shrugs]

Plus I get the feeling that any evil snowmen would've been melted down pretty quickly.

[forrade.livejournal.com]

That there aren't any is part of why I'm asking.

Boredom happens.

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[likesavantgarde]

Each district's snowman was different than the last from what I'm to understand.

Why, were you hoping that they'd attack?

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[forrade.livejournal.com]

Honestly - yes. It was rather disappointing that they didn't.

Were you concerned about their feelings?

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[orphean]

Gift-giving snowmen really would work as well without the snow. [And then, curiously.] Why would they attack anyone?

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[forrade.livejournal.com]

They wouldn't be snowmen without the snow, though, would they?

And why would they not? What does anyone in this place know about them beyond being ambulatory melting statues?

[weebitbipolar.livejournal.com]

Yet another who isn't a fan of snow? Bah humbug to you all! Now we know who's getting coal in their stockings! [They laugh, as though they find themselves to be truly hilarious. They do.]

[forrade.livejournal.com]

Goodness, what a funny person you are.

[His tone - it's so dry.]

Why would I expect coal in... stockings?

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[holmes-fanatic.livejournal.com]

That's a good question. We don't actually know what season it is here, do we?

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[forrade.livejournal.com]

Finally. Decent questions.

Afore I arrived the season was yet turning from summer to fall, by my reckoning. The snow certainly throws off the calendar count.

[For more reasons than he's letting on, this is a hell of a lot more distressing for him. But.

Later.]

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[sostaygold.livejournal.com]

[That's quite possibly one of the stranger questions he's seen asked, and that's... saying something. It does pique Allen's sense of curiosity, even though the complaint about the snowmen seems a little childish.]

The snow... I assumed it was this land's wintertime -- the temperatures certainly seem to match.

As for the snowmen: you succeeded in finding all of them?

[That's actually kind of impressive.]

[video] can i just say i used up all my patience with LJ's new pages ksjfhls

[forrade.livejournal.com]

I came across a few, though I can't say I came across all of them. Still, with this network - surely we would have heard if they had, yes?

[This isn't Asgard, as far as he's concerned. The minute the place starts behaving like the Asgard he knows, then we'll talk about how he feels about this.]

You're saying we were vaulted here during the fall turning, then?

[zerobursting.livejournal.com]

Why would you want them to?