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[forrade.livejournal.com]

[Alright.

He's been keeping to himself for as long as it was possible without actually connecting with this magicked bangle, mostly because he's still very very pissed off over ending up in a mockery of the land he calls home, but there's only so long one can go before the itch of curiosity becomes too much.

So here he is, making a post on the network, every bit of him looking highly unimpressed.]

This whole place being disingenuous and uninspired as it is — permit me to ask, really, but is there any other reason for the snow occurring beyond that it could?

The talking snowmen didn't even attack anyone.

[Secret: the gifts were a nice touch. He's not saying that out loud in fake Asgard, though.]

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[worldeating.livejournal.com]

[Have the face of a man who doesn't look terribly pleased himself to be here, in this "Asgard" -- however, it could also be argued that a frowny face is often his default expression.

Nonetheless, he feels compelled to comment.]

These 'snowmen' that you have had the pleasure of meeting are better behaved than the ones I have spoken to.

[The one he talked to hit him on the head 8( ]

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[aeterno_arma]

[You can see the face of a teen with green eyes, dark skin and light purple hair.]

I think the snowmen in Thor district insulted or tried to hit some people. The one in my district, Sigyn's, was quite nice at least.

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[forrade.livejournal.com]

I wasn't aware there were different kinds - they were all made of the same thing.

[On the one hand, this man is already being judgmental-looking. On the other, he doesn't seem to be dumb.]

Perhaps you both had a misunderstanding.

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[forrade.livejournal.com]

[This is like looking at a refracted reflection off the Bifrost.

That's half a compliment, by the by.]

I can't even pretend to be surprised.

Were the ones in Heimdall's insufferable?

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[tourjapan.livejournal.com]

You should have punched it back if it punched you.

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[worldeating.livejournal.com]

[He cannot help but scoff a little.] Jul- [He catches himself, starting over.] Mortal men are all made the same, and yet there are many differences among them. It is similar. The snowmen all possessed different... personalities, from what I understood.

There was no misunderstanding. It was angered because I did not compliment it.

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[aeterno_arma]

[He would be flattered if he knew, thanks.]

You are familiar with that God? he doesn't exist where I come from, so I'm not sure if the snowman's behavior was appropriate.

He was...demanding.

[functionals.livejournal.com]

There were different snowmen for each district, each with different qualities.

[he does have to agree on something though.]

It is tremendously dull though.

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[metaleyedgirl.livejournal.com]

Does snow need a reason to fall?

[That just confused her. It's snow, it's not gonna make sense!]

[perpetualized]

People get bored? [shrugs]

Plus I get the feeling that any evil snowmen would've been melted down pretty quickly.

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[forrade.livejournal.com]

It might have died if I had.

[Let's take a moment to remember that anything done by the Asgardians tend to be beyond the scope of the conventional definitions.]

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[tourjapan.livejournal.com]

For throwing a punch?

[sob, it would be helpful if he knew this... 8(]

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[forrade.livejournal.com]

Then you've done it a disservice by being impolite, if you'll excuse the frank comment. No, what I meant was that they were all made of snow, of what they are, and not what is.

Think you of the freckles on pebbles, pebbles though they might all be.

It is similar.

But what are you made of, stranger?

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[forrade.livejournal.com]

Oh, by Audhumla.

[Watch as Loki facepalms. And again with the other hand.]

Of course he would be, he's the Gatekeeper of Worlds. Or he should be, if this place is mimicking everything correctly.

Which it decidedly isn't.

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[likesavantgarde]

Each district's snowman was different than the last from what I'm to understand.

Why, were you hoping that they'd attack?

[forrade.livejournal.com]

They're still snowmen. Had you the gift of fire, they'll be met with the fate as any.

[Here, have a dramatic sigh.]

I was expecting so much more.

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[forrade.livejournal.com]

[He comes from a land where snow is directly associated with the dead. He has to ask.]

In itself? No.

But if this is Asgard then the winters have no place within it.

[forrade.livejournal.com]

That there aren't any is part of why I'm asking.

Boredom happens.

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[forrade.livejournal.com]

Honestly - yes. It was rather disappointing that they didn't.

Were you concerned about their feelings?

[perpetualized]

Not everyone gets the kind of boredom that's cured by battling animated lumps of snow.

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[forrade.livejournal.com]

[Perhaps sometime soon you will, young mortal!]

It's happened before. Why not again?

[forrade.livejournal.com]

Not everyone gets the opportunity to, and I'll have to wonder what kind of man would turn that down.

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[metaleyedgirl.livejournal.com]

Why? Except for the whole grayness thing [And all the weird non-Spira things], it looks just about like any other city I've seen.

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[likesavantgarde]

Given old Frosty's attitude towards me as I was attempting to do him a favor? Not particularly.

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[aeterno_arma]

[Poor man, he looks so distressed.]

The 'Gatekeeper of Worlds' then I'm afraid he's not doing his job very well this days. [Since, you know,everyone and their mother is arriving here.]

I'm not familiar with the gods of this place, in my world we had thousand of the, and they were really different.

You know how they should act, sir?