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[forrade.livejournal.com]

[Alright.

He's been keeping to himself for as long as it was possible without actually connecting with this magicked bangle, mostly because he's still very very pissed off over ending up in a mockery of the land he calls home, but there's only so long one can go before the itch of curiosity becomes too much.

So here he is, making a post on the network, every bit of him looking highly unimpressed.]

This whole place being disingenuous and uninspired as it is — permit me to ask, really, but is there any other reason for the snow occurring beyond that it could?

The talking snowmen didn't even attack anyone.

[Secret: the gifts were a nice touch. He's not saying that out loud in fake Asgard, though.]

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[metaleyedgirl.livejournal.com]

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Maybe they tried that and it didn't work.

[forrade.livejournal.com]

Management must be so awkward to have succeeded in making the workers go away, then.

[metaleyedgirl.livejournal.com]

Or it just didn't work? I dunno, I'm not a god, but I kinda think gods don't exactly want to rely on regular people for stuff like this.

[forrade.livejournal.com]

Now you're just being mean to an entire profession. What did carpenters ever do to you?

[metaleyedgirl.livejournal.com]

Not be careful and drop planks of wood on my head?

[Giggling]

[forrade.livejournal.com]

...I'll concede to that.

[Okay, yes, that would make sense.]

What be your title, good lady? I am Loki.

[metaleyedgirl.livejournal.com]

I'm Rikku. [A beat] Isn't Loki the name of one of the gods here...?

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[forrade.livejournal.com]

[Watch Loki give the viewfinder a monumental eyeroll.]

That question.

It's been why I've refused interaction with the whole — [Loki gestures with a hand, indicating the general all of this ] — thing.

This is not Asgard. At least, it's not my Asgard.

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[metaleyedgirl.livejournal.com]

[Hang on a second here. She has to pause and think]

So...you're named Loki and you're from Asgard, but not this Asgard? [But that would mean...] That makes no sense! Why would they... [Sorry, Loki. Rikku can't make this make sense.]

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[forrade.livejournal.com]

I don't pretend to grasp what this place thinks it's doing.

It's more comforting to assume they just don't know what they're trying to accomplish.