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[meatshields]

[ video feed on! ...of sena who's looking a little troubled like she's sensing someone's killing intent but can't find the source ]

I would have thought that after the event, the Neighbors Club would have become more high profile and we'd get more praise and interest! But there's been nothing! Even that fox woman is being quiet... I know you're plotting something, you damned Yozora!

Since this network is being incredibly boring, I have a suggestion! Let's all participate in writing a relay novel! Heh if you don't know what a relay novel is, go ahead and beg me to explain! It's not every day that the wisdom of Kashiwazaki Sena is being put at your disposal so be grateful!

[ an undisclosed amount of time later: ]

Stupid... S-since no one has replied yet the network is obviously broken! [ she's looking a little teary-eyed ] That's right! I can't believe the gods made such a defective product like this...




( ooc: a relay novel is basically a round robin. for this post, we can set it up like this thread. we'll have multiple story starters and anyone can just jump in at any time as long as you call your turn. this way sign-ups aren't necessary and if people have to turn in, the thread can just continue!

happy birthday yana! )

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[patronizing]

However, the so called "benevolent goddess" who was really just a slab of meat failed in coming up with a solution and was thus stripped of her title as a goddess. The pulchritudinous girl in thigh highs soon ruled the goddess previous land with much vigor and punished those who committed sinful acts (like chasing after underage little girls with perverse fantasies) to the land opposite of the one she ruled called The Slaughter House where pieces of meat met their demise.

The girl did not wish for her newly land to be polluted by such people such as the ex-goddess who had tricked the people into believing that she would help them. Along with her pestering dog and ogre friend who, despite having a scary face, was actually quite kind she carried on ruling the land with no more people like the piece of meat coming to tarnish the holy land. Many years passed and, even now, the girl in thigh highs, her dog, and her ogre friend still protect the city from the likes of those with impure intentions.