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KASHIWAZAKI (柏崎 星奈) SENA ([personal profile] meatshields) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2012-05-14 04:22 pm

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[ video feed on! ...of sena who's looking a little troubled like she's sensing someone's killing intent but can't find the source ]

I would have thought that after the event, the Neighbors Club would have become more high profile and we'd get more praise and interest! But there's been nothing! Even that fox woman is being quiet... I know you're plotting something, you damned Yozora!

Since this network is being incredibly boring, I have a suggestion! Let's all participate in writing a relay novel! Heh if you don't know what a relay novel is, go ahead and beg me to explain! It's not every day that the wisdom of Kashiwazaki Sena is being put at your disposal so be grateful!

[ an undisclosed amount of time later: ]

Stupid... S-since no one has replied yet the network is obviously broken! [ she's looking a little teary-eyed ] That's right! I can't believe the gods made such a defective product like this...




( ooc: a relay novel is basically a round robin. for this post, we can set it up like this thread. we'll have multiple story starters and anyone can just jump in at any time as long as you call your turn. this way sign-ups aren't necessary and if people have to turn in, the thread can just continue!

happy birthday yana! )
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[personal profile] compressed 2012-05-14 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Once upon a time, there was a princess that escaped from her castle because she didn't want to become a queen. She hid herself in the commoner's area, trying to blend in.

One day, she met a boy around her age, 16 or so, and demanded that he give her a tour of the commoner's area. Even though she wasn't supposed to be acting like she was superior, the princess was still haughty and quite demanding of others.
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[personal profile] windwalker 2012-05-14 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[ oh god she thinks she knows this story... let's make it worse. ]
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[personal profile] windwalker 2012-05-14 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
The princess was quite the looker... Unfortunately, taller than most of the men in the kingdom, she stood out like a palm tree in Alaska--one of the things the commoner did not exactly fancy all too well. The only reasons the populace never noticed was because they have never exactly seen the princess up close and, if they did, she would be sitting down. Nevertheless, she was taller than him and she was bossing him around! Who did she think she was?

The commoner tried to throw her off his trail in all the subtle ways at first. He told her that he needed to visit his mother, whom he described to be like a witch mixed with a dragon. He told her that he needed to work at the stables with the smelly horses, thinking the stench would drive her away. He told her that he needed to help his father at the market, hoping she would get lost in the large mass of people.

He thought up every excuse he could sanely muster and everyday norms he could use to his advantage; none of them worked.

Literally, he even told her he had to go to a brothel and she followed him in. Who would do that?

She was like the leech on his side and all eyes were on him as if he were struck by the plague. With a girl that tall, who wouldn't look? It was giving him unnecessary attention and it didn't help that this girl was loud. The other half of the kingdom probably heard her demands and threats... Rumors are spreading... What good name his family built up over the years was slowly depreciating...

In his last effort, he planned to get rid of her.

The old-fashioned way.
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[personal profile] compressed 2012-05-14 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hmm.]
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[personal profile] compressed 2012-05-14 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
The boy thought that maybe shopping could distract her for a few moments enough for him to escape. And if she liked whatever she saw, then everybody wins. At least that's what he thought.

So he led her to a fancy shoe store and told her to look at some of the shoes there and soon enough, she was pretty into looking at the different kinds of shoes and the like and picked up a pair that would probably give her three inches in height at the very least by wearing them.

He took this as an opportunity to run away. What better chance could there be?
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[personal profile] burntviolet 2012-05-14 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[Time to ruin this even further.]
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[personal profile] burntviolet 2012-05-14 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
However, the boy's plans didn't go as he hoped.

Just as he was about to make a run for it, he didn't notice one of the workers who was carrying a massive 5 feet tall pile of shoes in a cart. The boy, inevitably, ran into the cart, causing the pile to fall mostly on his head. The princess notices this, and rushes over to his side, crying warm tears. It turns out that she actually fell in love with the boy, that's why she was being overly patronizing of him!

The boy sustained brain damage, causing him to lose his memory.
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[personal profile] compressed 2012-05-14 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[HOW DOES HE WRITE LOVEY DOVEY STUFF--

Let him think on this.
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[personal profile] compressed 2012-05-14 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"NOOOO!!" She screamed; it was enough to attract attention of people who were just passing by. People were wondering what happened and while the worker started to collect the shoes back into his cart and run away so that he wouldn't be involved with this incident. The princess was too distracted by the damage done to the boy.

But even so, she couldn't really bring herself to say something warm and caring like an "I love you" because she was too haughty for that and her ego was always through the roof--not to mention she already made a fool of herself by sitting on the ground like this in the first place.

"You were supposed to pay for my shoes!!" She complained aloud, hitting his head with her four-inch heels when he was just regaining consciousness, which sent him back to being unconscious.