KASHIWAZAKI (柏崎 星奈) SENA (
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[ video feed on! ...of sena who's looking a little troubled like she's sensing someone's killing intent but can't find the source ]
I would have thought that after the event, the Neighbors Club would have become more high profile and we'd get more praise and interest! But there's been nothing! Even that fox woman is being quiet... I know you're plotting something, you damned Yozora!
Since this network is being incredibly boring, I have a suggestion! Let's all participate in writing a relay novel! Heh if you don't know what a relay novel is, go ahead and beg me to explain! It's not every day that the wisdom of Kashiwazaki Sena is being put at your disposal so be grateful!
[ an undisclosed amount of time later: ]
Stupid... S-since no one has replied yet the network is obviously broken! [ she's looking a little teary-eyed ] That's right! I can't believe the gods made such a defective product like this...
( ooc: a relay novel is basically a round robin. for this post, we can set it up like this thread. we'll have multiple story starters and anyone can just jump in at any time as long as you call your turn. this way sign-ups aren't necessary and if people have to turn in, the thread can just continue!
happy birthday yana!
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I would have thought that after the event, the Neighbors Club would have become more high profile and we'd get more praise and interest! But there's been nothing! Even that fox woman is being quiet... I know you're plotting something, you damned Yozora!
Since this network is being incredibly boring, I have a suggestion! Let's all participate in writing a relay novel! Heh if you don't know what a relay novel is, go ahead and beg me to explain! It's not every day that the wisdom of Kashiwazaki Sena is being put at your disposal so be grateful!
[ an undisclosed amount of time later: ]
Stupid... S-since no one has replied yet the network is obviously broken! [ she's looking a little teary-eyed ] That's right! I can't believe the gods made such a defective product like this...
( ooc: a relay novel is basically a round robin. for this post, we can set it up like this thread. we'll have multiple story starters and anyone can just jump in at any time as long as you call your turn. this way sign-ups aren't necessary and if people have to turn in, the thread can just continue!
happy birthday yana!

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One day, she met a boy around her age, 16 or so, and demanded that he give her a tour of the commoner's area. Even though she wasn't supposed to be acting like she was superior, the princess was still haughty and quite demanding of others.
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The commoner tried to throw her off his trail in all the subtle ways at first. He told her that he needed to visit his mother, whom he described to be like a witch mixed with a dragon. He told her that he needed to work at the stables with the smelly horses, thinking the stench would drive her away. He told her that he needed to help his father at the market, hoping she would get lost in the large mass of people.
He thought up every excuse he could sanely muster and everyday norms he could use to his advantage; none of them worked.
Literally, he even told her he had to go to a brothel and she followed him in. Who would do that?
She was like the leech on his side and all eyes were on him as if he were struck by the plague. With a girl that tall, who wouldn't look? It was giving him unnecessary attention and it didn't help that this girl was loud. The other half of the kingdom probably heard her demands and threats... Rumors are spreading... What good name his family built up over the years was slowly depreciating...
In his last effort, he planned to get rid of her.
The old-fashioned way.
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So he led her to a fancy shoe store and told her to look at some of the shoes there and soon enough, she was pretty into looking at the different kinds of shoes and the like and picked up a pair that would probably give her three inches in height at the very least by wearing them.
He took this as an opportunity to run away. What better chance could there be?
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However, the boy's plans didn't go as he hoped.
Just as he was about to make a run for it, he didn't notice one of the workers who was carrying a massive 5 feet tall pile of shoes in a cart. The boy, inevitably, ran into the cart, causing the pile to fall mostly on his head. The princess notices this, and rushes over to his side, crying warm tears. It turns out that she actually fell in love with the boy, that's why she was being overly patronizing of him!
The boy sustained brain damage, causing him to lose his memory.
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Let him think on this.]
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But even so, she couldn't really bring herself to say something warm and caring like an "I love you" because she was too haughty for that and her ego was always through the roof--not to mention she already made a fool of herself by sitting on the ground like this in the first place.
"You were supposed to pay for my shoes!!" She complained aloud, hitting his head with her four-inch heels when he was just regaining consciousness, which sent him back to being unconscious.