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[ video feed on! ...of sena who's looking a little troubled like she's sensing someone's killing intent but can't find the source ]

I would have thought that after the event, the Neighbors Club would have become more high profile and we'd get more praise and interest! But there's been nothing! Even that fox woman is being quiet... I know you're plotting something, you damned Yozora!

Since this network is being incredibly boring, I have a suggestion! Let's all participate in writing a relay novel! Heh if you don't know what a relay novel is, go ahead and beg me to explain! It's not every day that the wisdom of Kashiwazaki Sena is being put at your disposal so be grateful!

[ an undisclosed amount of time later: ]

Stupid... S-since no one has replied yet the network is obviously broken! [ she's looking a little teary-eyed ] That's right! I can't believe the gods made such a defective product like this...

( ooc: a relay novel is basically a round robin. for this post, we can set it up like this thread. we'll have multiple story starters and anyone can just jump in at any time as long as you call your turn. this way sign-ups aren't necessary and if people have to turn in, the thread can just continue!

happy birthday yana!

)

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Truth to be told, Meat and Semoponume can not bear to part with the little girls from the neighboring villages they often kidnapped and played with in ways I'd rather not describe. The fox village ostracized them for being lolicons, especially Meat, because of her vulgar boobs. Illogically large melons were looked down upon by the fox village. One day, the leader of the fox village could not stand her chest and lecherous activities anymore that she ordered her to be executed.

[ WAIT EVEN *SPOILER* GOT ALMOST TO THE END OF THE FIRST BOOK!!!!!!! ]

Ｔｈｅｙｐｌａｙｅｄｗｉｔｈｔｈｅｍｂｙｉｎｓｔｒｕｃｔｉｎｇｔｈｅｍｈｏｗｔｏｂｅｂｅｔｔｅｒｆｒｉｅｎｄｓｔｏｐｅｏｐｌｅ! ＰｅｏｐｌｅｄｅｃｉｄｅｄｔｏｍｉｓｉｎｔｅｒｐｒｅｔｔｈｅｔｏｔａｌｌｙｉｎｎｏｃｅｎｔｂｏｎｄｓｂｅｔｗｅｅｎＳｅｍｏｐｏｎｕｍｅａｎｄＳｅｍｏｐｏｎｕｍｅ'ｓｓｉｓｔｅｒａｎｄｔｈｅｃｈｉｌｄｒｅｎｂｅｃａｕｓｅｔｈｅｙｗｅｒｅｅｎｖｉｏｕｓａｎｄｆｌａｔ-ｃｈｅｓｔｅｄｓｏｍｕｃｈｓｏｔｈａｔｔｈｅｆｅｍａｌｅｓｉｎｃｌｕｄｉｎｇｔｈｅｉｒｌｅａｄｅｒｃｏｕｌｄｎ'ｔｂｅｄｉｓｔｉｎｇｕｉｓｈｅｄｆｒｏｍｔｈｅｍａｌｅｓ!

Ｅａｔｅｎｕｐｂｙｅｎｖｙａｎｄａｃｏｒｒｕｐｔｅｄｓｐｉｒｉｔ, ｔｈｅｌｅａｄｅｒｏｆｔｈｅｆｏｘｖｉｌｌａｇｅｈａｄｔｈｅｇｉｒｌｓｅｉｚｅｄ. ＳｅｍｏｐｏｎｕｍｅｔｒｉｅｄｔｏｐｒｏｔｅｃｔｈｉｓｓｉｓｔｅｒｂｕｔｂｅｃａｕｓｅｈｅｗａｓａｗｅａｋｉｄｉｏｔｗｈｏｗａｓａｂａｎｄｏｎｅｄｂｙＹｕｋｉｋｏ-ｃｈａｎ [ WAIT SENA STOP INSERTING CHARACTERS PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT ] ｈｅｗａｓｅａｓｉｌｙｂｅａｔｅｎｄｏｗｎａｎｄｃｏｕｌｄｏｎｌｙｗａｔｃｈａｓｈｉｓｖａｌｉａｎｔｓｉｓｔｅｒｗａｓｌｅｄａｗａｙ. Ｃａｒｉｎｇｏｎｌｙｆｏｒｈｅｒｂｒｏｔｈｅｒｂｅｃａｕｓｅｓｈｅ'ｓｓｕｃｈａｇｏｏｄｇｉｒｌａｎｄｓｅｌｆｌｅｓｓａｎｄｋｉｎｄｔｈａｔｔｈｅｆｏｘｗｉｔｃｈｏｎｌｙｅｎｄｅｄｕｐｈａｔｉｎｇｈｅｒｍｏｒｅ, ｔｈｅｇｉｒｌｔｏｌｄｈｅｒｂｒｏｔｈｅｒｔｈａｔｈｅｃｏｕｌｄｆｉｎａｌｌｙｌｅａｖｅｔｈｅｖｉｌｌａｇｅ.

Ｓｔｒｕｃｋｂｙｈｅｒｗｏｒｄｓ, Ｓｅｍｏｐｏｎｕｍｅｃａｍｅｕｐｗｉｔｈａｐｌａｎ. Ｔｈｅｎｉｇｈｔｂｅｆｏｒｅｔｈｅｅｘｅｃｕｔｉｏｎｗａｓｔｏｔａｋｅｐｌａｃｅ, ｈｅｓｎｕｃｋｉｎｔｏｔｈｅｃｅｌｌｗｈｅｒｅｈｉｓｓｉｓｔｅｒｗａｓｂｅｉｎｇｈｅｌｄ. Ｕｒｇｅｎｔｌｙｈｅｅｘｐｌａｉｎｅｄｈｉｓｐｌａｎｔｏｈｅｒ. ＴｈｅｙｗｏｕｌｄｔｒａｄｅｐｌａｃｅｓａｎｄａｎｄＳｅｍｏｐｏｎｕｍｅｗｏｕｌｄｄｉｅｉｎｈｉｓｓｉｓｔｅｒ'ｓｐｌａｃｅｗｈｉｌｅｓｈｅｒａｎａｗａｙ. ＩｔｔｏｏｋａｌｍｏｓｔａｌｌｎｉｇｈｔｆｏｒＳｅｍｏｐｏｎｕｍｅｔｏｃｏｎｖｉｎｃｅｈｅｒａｎｄｉｎｔｈｅｅｎｄｈｅｈａｄｔｏｄｒｕｇｈｅｒａｎｄｓｎｅａｋｈｅｒｏｕｔｏｆｔｏｗｎ. Ｈｅｒｅｔｕｒｎｅｄｔｏｔｈｅｃｅｌｌ, ｄｒｅｓｓｉｎｇａｓｈｉｓｓｉｓｔｅｒａｎｄｕｓｅｄｍｅｌｏｎｂｒｅａｄｔｏｄｉｓｇｕｉｓｅｈｉｓｆｉｇｕｒｅ.

ＴｈａｔｍｏｒｎｉｎｇＳｅｍｏｐｏｎｕｍｅｂｒａｖｅｌｙｗｅｎｔｔｏｂｅｅｘｅｃｕｔｅｄｗｈｉｌｅｔｈｅｖｉｌｌａｇｅｒｓ, ｅｓｐｅｃｉａｌｌｙｔｈａｔｈｉｄｅｏｕｓｆｏｘｌｅａｄｅｒｍｏｃｋｅｄｈｉｍ, ｓａｙｉｎｇｈｅｗａｓｓｏｍｕｃｈｌｅｓｓｂｅａｕｔｉｆｕｌｔｈａｔｄａｙ. Ｏｂｖｉｏｕｓｌｙｔｈｅｙｗｅｒｅｉｄｉｏｔｓｂｅｃａｕｓｅｔｈｅｙｄｉｄｎ'ｔｒｅａｌｉｚｅｈｅｗａｓａｇｕｙ.

Ｓｅｍｏｐｏｎｕｍｅ'ｓｓｉｓｔｅｒｗｏｋｅａｆｔｅｒｅｖｅｒｙｔｈｉｎｇｗａｓｏｖｅｒａｎｄｒｅａｌｉｚｉｎｇｗｈａｔｈａｐｐｅｎｅｄ, ｖｏｗｅｄｖｅｎｇｅａｎｃｅｏｎｔｈｅｔｏｗｎ. Ｓｈｅｃｕｔｏｆｆｈｅｒｈａｉｒａｎｄａｓｓｕｍｅｄｈｅｒｂｒｏｔｈｅｒ'ｓｉｄｅｎｔｉｔｙａｎｄｓｅｔｏｆｆｏｎａｊｏｕｒｎｅｙｔｏｌｅａｒｎｈｏｗｔｏｄｅｓｔｒｏｙｔｈｅｆｏｘｖｉｌｌａｇｅ.

Ｓｈｅａｌｓｏｈａｄａｎｏｔｈｅｒｍｉｓｓｉｏｎ, ｔｏｆｉｎｄｈｅｒｂｒｏｔｈｅｒ'ｓｂｅｌｏｖｅｄＹｕｋｉｋｏ-ｃｈａｎａｎｄｔｅｌｌｈｅｒｏｆｈｉｓｆａｔｅ.

Ｓｅｍｏｐｏｎｕｍｅ'ｓｓｉｓｔｅｒ, ｎｏｗｃａｌｌｉｎｇｈｅｒｓｅｌｆＳｅｍｏｐｏｎｕｍｅ, ｒａｎｔｏｔｈｅｎｅａｒｅｓｔｈａｒｂｏｒｃｉｔｙ, ｈｏｐｉｎｇｔｏｍａｋｅｈｅｒｆｏｒｔｕｎｅｔｈｅｒｅ.

[going to attempt to undo this madness.]

The new "Semoponume" ran into no trouble and found the harbor city was filled with friendly and welcoming people. As she was shopping for supplies, a merchant had miscounted his goods and accused Semponume of stealing. The merchant was about to hit her, but then Taka, a knight stopped the merchant. "Why do you strike this boy? In this town we swear by honor and helping others." The knight said. "This outsider stole from me!" The merchant yelled, but at least he no longer wanted to hurt Semoponume. "We show outsiders kindness and they do this!" "If the boy did steal something, it must have been for a reason." The knight pulled out money and gave it to the merchant. "No one steals without reason." The merchant took the money, grumbling as he left the knight and Semoponume alone. "I didn't steal anything, just so you know!" Semoponume could have handled the situation. She wasn't used to such kindness except from her brother. "I know you didn't, but it's in the knight's code I help those who are new here and welcome them properly." He smiled -- a very welcoming and warm smile that not one could ever think of as scary. "So, what's your name and what brings you here?"

[ KODAKA AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE A MAGE ]

"Semoponume," she answered after an awkward pause. It wasn't just that it took a while for her to recover from that incredibly scary smile that only the knight thought wasn't terrifying at all. It was also that she wasn't used to her new identity yet and it still felt like she was calling for her brother whenever she said it. "And it's not any of your business why I'm here!"

[ SENA I THOUGHT THE GIRL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE KIND AND VIRTUOUS ETC. ETC. ]

Despite the knight's supposed kind act, Semoponume was still wary after everything that had happened at her old village. How could she say that was planning on getting revenge? He totally seemed like the annoying type of person who'd want people to get along and tell her not to fight. Still, he was a knight and there was a chance she could convince him to teach her the battle skills she needed to destroy the fox village. But what if he saw through her disguise?

Her internal debate resolved, she abruptly turned her back on him and walked away.

With a final rude comment to make sure he would stay away from her, she called back "Don't try to trick me! You're not a knight! Anyone with eyes can see you're something dumb like a mage and you probably have stupid spells like ~Believe in Tomorrow~!"

Edited 2012-05-14 09:58 (UTC)

[he is a knight okay because knights are cool. the last time he picked mage he had no powers!!]

"Well, I know of a mage, but she's still in training." The knight was referring to his young sister. "But if you don't think I'm a knight, I can prove my strength to you by slaying a dragon." And a dead dragon was worth a lot of money, but the knight had no need for such money. Semoponume needed a mage, but was still doubtful. "Next you'll tell me this mage is your sister who is a princess!" The knight was shocked, not sure how to tell her that yes, the mage was not only his half sister but a princess. "She is, and she needs to go on a journey in order to complete her training." The knight was being honest because he had a good, brave heart. "That's why I was here." This all seemed to good to pass up, and Semoponume could never pass up meeting a cute princess. "I want to meet your sister and I want you to kill a dragon for me." Semoponume made quite the demand, but the knight agreed. "Sure, my sister should be here soon to pick up supplies I bought for her."

[ someone's jealous

she has to ruin this now obviously ]

As soon as Taka said that, a petite figure dressed in dark, frilly clothing way ahead of their time approached the two. She was like an little angel sent from above, with her golden locks resting on her shoulders and her eyes shining as beautifully as sapphires and rubies. But her voice was her only fault. Because of a curse placed on her by the gods, her voice was that of a man's.

"An-chan," the man before Taka tugged on his arm and asked him in a very deep voice. "Who is that lady?"

"Semopomune isn't a lady, Kobato," Taka corrected him. "He's a man just like me, through and through."

Some might say Taka was an idiot for not being able to see Semopomune's large chest. They are wrong. That is because even the men in this new kingdom had boobs as large as balloons.

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