1: Voice

[canmakemore]

[There is some muttered Italian as Caterina pokes at the hologram screen, not sure how to use it. It's very rude Italian. Not family friendly. Then...]

Ah! Pezzo di merda! Is it working? Obviously something is happening, but I have never seen anything like this before. How... no, that is not important right now.

What is important is that I am told I am here to bring color to this city. Perché? Is the color you have not good enough for you? It looks acceptable to me. And if you are expecting me to thank you for freeing me from the Borgia stronzi, you'll get no such thanks from me. Abduction is abduction, no matter who is doing it.

So then. Who is in charge here and how do I go about explaining this gross misunderstanding to him?


((OOC: I apologize if I murder the Italian language at any point in time. I'm working from Google Translate, I don't know a lick of Italian personally.))

Comments

video;

[watsowned]

The Norse gods are in charge, and they're not really big on mingling, except when they're broadcasting PSA's about imminent doom and other joyful topics, such as ominous warnings, so. Don't get those hopes of yours up. The complaint line is pretty long already.

-- Aaaalso, welcome to Asgard! Please leave your previous superpowers, religion, and logic at the door.

Re: video;

[canmakemore]

[After a good deal of swearing and cursing (in muttered Italian), Caterina manages to switch to video. She looks pretty pissed off, but also rather wary. She still has no idea if the thing is working right, after all.]

Fantastico. So what can be done?

video;

[watsowned]

Nooot much.

Basically, try not to piss off the gods, make sure you know how to fight, don't listen to the propaganda, and keep your chin up. Keep on keepin' on. One of us will figure out how to escape eventually.

1/? voice; I WILL LET YOU KNOW WHEN

[sicarius]

[So.

Guess who's been licking the wounds to his pride ever since Altaïr and Malik kicked him out of the Order?

YUP. THIS GUY. He's been sulking inside since the stupid fog, but now that it's gone, and oddly enough everything is in color, he's back out again- but keeping to himself.]

2/? voice;

[sicarius]

[He hasn't checked his bracelet in a few days. Ezio has had no interest in communicating with others ever since that night and the gods are beginning to take notice.

So he might find his bracelet turns on around this time to show newcomers are arriving! But he's not interested, and despite his many attempts to shut the damn thing off he can't, so he just ignores it while he proceeds to brood on a rooftop somewhere.]

3/4 voice;

[sicarius]

[Until he hears that Italian, and knows that voice. Wow, has it been a while.

Either the gods really enjoy trolling him, or he's just found a perfect excuse to socialize again.]

Caterina.

[Said simply, he's curious to know how she'll respond to him.]

4/4 voice; OKAY DONE I SWEAR

[sicarius]

[And then he hears the last part and he just. Freezes.

Shit. If she's talking about the Borgia this is not good. What did those assholes pull now. BT]

Are you all right?

voice; OH YOU

[canmakemore]

[She hears his voice and the haughty anger that had been sustaining her breaks.]

Ezio? Ezio? Oh thank god you're all right. I was afraid... but no. I am... sí I am fine.

[spacecasing]

Ummm, well I think it's the gods that are in charge. But they sort of reply to us when they want to and not really when we need them. It's really kind of annoying!

[canmakemore]

[She sighs, frustrated.]

But not entirely unexpected.

[video]

[suppressthedark]

[ahaha italian is so not what he wants to hear right now, but when he realizes it's not Ezio, he's a little more receptive.

So hi. Have this asian looking kid with this bright-ass hair.]

They won't listen to you, trust me.

[They didn't listen to his raging, after all.]

[video]

[canmakemore]

[She's starting to figure this out so she responds with video.]

And why not?

[video]

[suppressthedark]

Because they're assholes. And also gods, but assholes first.

video;

[this_chair]

Um...I think I missed about half of what you were saying. Is that European or something?

video;

[canmakemore]

Italian.

...what language is it that we are speaking now?

video;

[this_chair]

Italian. You mean like spaghetti and lasagna?

[...stereotypes.]

Right now? I dunno.

voice;

[digophelia]

The color isn't perfect for them, no.

[canmakemore]

So are we to redecorate? This is idiotic.

I AM SORRY THIS IS LATE

[digophelia]

Who is to say with any of them.

[whatcenturyisit]

[Huh, it's you.]

Maybe they want it brighter.

[canmakemore]

Then they should have hired a painter.

voice;

[oresamazing]

A~n? If this had been the normal state of this place since the beginning, it would have been far easier to finish that mundane task.

Though I agree, abduction is abduction, even if they would tell you otherwise.

[canmakemore]

Sí. Even if you are being abducted from abductors it is still abduction.

I think perhaps that is enough on that subject.

video

[predicting]

Given that the ones running this place are gods, maybe they're just not satisfied?

Re: video

[canmakemore]

Everything about this is completely ridicolo.