1: Voice

[canmakemore]

[There is some muttered Italian as Caterina pokes at the hologram screen, not sure how to use it. It's very rude Italian. Not family friendly. Then...]

Ah! Pezzo di merda! Is it working? Obviously something is happening, but I have never seen anything like this before. How... no, that is not important right now.

What is important is that I am told I am here to bring color to this city. Perché? Is the color you have not good enough for you? It looks acceptable to me. And if you are expecting me to thank you for freeing me from the Borgia stronzi, you'll get no such thanks from me. Abduction is abduction, no matter who is doing it.

So then. Who is in charge here and how do I go about explaining this gross misunderstanding to him?


((OOC: I apologize if I murder the Italian language at any point in time. I'm working from Google Translate, I don't know a lick of Italian personally.))

Comments

[watsowned]

Nice to meet you.

So, where and when are you from, Caterina?

[canmakemore]

...when? What do you mean by that?

[watsowned]

Like, what century was it last time you checked?

[canmakemore]

1500, Italy. Why should it make a difference, is what I was wondering.

[watsowned]

People here can be from different points in time. Some are from the past, the future, your present, ect.

[canmakemore]

[She has to think about that for a moment. Then she sighs.]

Well. I suppose in a day full of impossible things, adding a few more cannot hurt.

[watsowned]

A great person once said that we should all think of at least ten impossible things before breakfast.

[canmakemore]

Oh? And who was that?

[watsowned]

Lewis Carroll. Kinda after your time, but still very wise.

[canmakemore]

I will take your word for it.