1: Voice

[canmakemore]

[There is some muttered Italian as Caterina pokes at the hologram screen, not sure how to use it. It's very rude Italian. Not family friendly. Then...]

Ah! Pezzo di merda! Is it working? Obviously something is happening, but I have never seen anything like this before. How... no, that is not important right now.

What is important is that I am told I am here to bring color to this city. Perché? Is the color you have not good enough for you? It looks acceptable to me. And if you are expecting me to thank you for freeing me from the Borgia stronzi, you'll get no such thanks from me. Abduction is abduction, no matter who is doing it.

So then. Who is in charge here and how do I go about explaining this gross misunderstanding to him?


((OOC: I apologize if I murder the Italian language at any point in time. I'm working from Google Translate, I don't know a lick of Italian personally.))

Comments

[canmakemore]

Compared with everything else here, no, I suppose not.

...Japan? [That surprises her.]

[this_chair]

Yeah, Japan. You know, those lonely islands out there that are quite a bit smaller than Italy.

[canmakemore]

Sí, I have... heard of it, but not very much.

[this_chair]

I can say the same about Italy so we're even. You can call me Shiki.

[canmakemore]

I am Caterina Sforza.

[this_chair]

Um, well...what to say...

...right, I don't know who to blame but everything they tell you is pretty true. It's no joke as far as I can tell.

[canmakemore]

If it were a joke, it would be a very poor one.

[this_chair]

If it was a joke, it'd be a pretty well set up one, if you ask me.

[canmakemore]

Sí, that as well.

[this_chair]

What house did you end up getting assigned to?

[canmakemore]

Freya, though the maid would not tell me why.

[this_chair]

Oh, I was put there too. I don't really get it either.

[canmakemore]

Everything here is strange. I don't understand it.

[this_chair]

I wish I had more answers for you.

[canmakemore]

I will find them elsewhere.