[text] ectoBiologist has begun pestering Asgard....

[theheirofbreath]

hi guys!
i'm john. i figured i might as well introduce myself since there's not much else to do while i'm stuck in this dumb castle.
i just got here today but they said we can't go check out the city until the fog lifts.
is it foggy like this a lot?
because that would suck.
anyway they told me i was in freya house whatever that means.
actually it sounds like some kind of weird fraternity.
like i should go buy a sweatshirt or something.
and try to keep from getting put on double secret probation.

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[theheirofbreath]

yeah it seems like a lot of people think i disappeared at a really bad time.
i guess i better not do that again.
thanks, roxy.

[tipsygnostalgia]

you dont really get a choice in it thoguh
*though
apparently i was here before and didnt even realize it

[theheirofbreath]

hehe
at least i'm not the only one.
did you also leave at a really bad time?
cause apparently i did.
that's what everyone keeps telling me anyway.

[tipsygnostalgia]

nobody said it wasa bad time
but its still strange to turn up in some weird place of gods and magic
with equalally weird and strange people who apparently know who you are
*equally
it was a little surreal

[theheirofbreath]

i know, right?
or talking to people you know but you've never met in person.
except they have met you in person.
it's so weird.

[tipsygnostalgia]

exactly!
like your dad actually
apparently we knew each other well in your iniverse
*universe
but i dont know any egberts in mine and i feel bad :(

[theheirofbreath]

oh wait!
if you're rose's mom, then you must be scarf lady!
well, the you in our universe is scarf lady.
i saw her hanging out with my dad in the medium, but i was my dreamself at the time and i woke up before i could talk to them.

[That all made sense in his head, really.]

[tipsygnostalgia]

scarf lady?
so me and your dad where friwnde then?
*friends
i mean i already figuredd out that much but we hadnt really talked about it
its so weird

[theheirofbreath]

i guess so.
like i said, i didn't actually talk to them.
but they looked like they were getting along.

[tipsygnostalgia]

i feel realy bad that i dont remember your dad :(
*really
because it made it sound as if we were really good friend s

[theheirofbreath]

don't worry about it.
dad's pretty easygoing.
and i don't think anyone could blame you for not knowing someone from an alternate dimension.

[tipsygnostalgia]

well iknow im not to blame but i stil lhate it!
do you have any idea how weird it is to fine out you mom isnt your mom becaude as far as she is concerned YOU are HERE mom john?

[theheirofbreath]

wow.
okay, you've got me there.
i don't know what i'd do if i met a version of my dad like that.

[tipsygnostalgia]

well seeing as were on the topic maybe i shoudl fil you in
your names ojhn right
**john
well
as you know in my universe my gentic ancestor was rose
and dirks was dave
and then jade is jakes grandma
and following the theory
janes poppop was called john
but he was a crocker
so i am wondering if you were him??
but i dont know you and janes not here so :(

[theheirofbreath]

i dunno.
why would the me in your universe have a different last name?

[tipsygnostalgia]

i have no diea
*idea
it just seems weird thoguh that me dirk and jake have relatives from your group and jane doesnt
unless you are
her dad or something
but she is a crocker and i dont know any egberts at all

[theheirofbreath]

actually, my nana's last name was crocker.

[tipsygnostalgia]

...her name wasnt jane was it?

[theheirofbreath]

yeah.
probably not a coincidence, is it?

[tipsygnostalgia]

i cant tell you that for sure
but probably not

[theheirofbreath]

so are you guys also playing sburb in your universe?
and do you also have trolls helping you?

[tipsygnostalgia]

we were about to yeah
well there are 2 trolls that SAY they are helping us
but to be honest they dont really hlep much at all
*help
one doesnt tell you anything until youve alreadsy figured it out
and the other is just an asshole so...

[theheirofbreath]

only two?
wow, we've got like a ton of them.
we probably spent about half of our session talking to trolls.
but at least most of them are actually helpful.
some of them.
vriska helped me a lot.
i never would have made god tier without her.
and karkat was always trying to help us.

[tipsygnostalgia]

yeah only 2
theyre nothing alive either its weird
plus they dont actually hlep much at all to be truthful
*help
ohhhh i know vriska
shes jakes friend
she helped me out last week she seems nice
god tier
does that men you got some fancy outfit ;o

[theheirofbreath]

hehe, yeah.
god tier gets you the fanciest outfit.
really comfortable too.
kind of like pajamas, only you actually look cool wearing them.
i don't think everyone gets the same one, but i really like mine.
it came with an awesome hood.