[text] ectoBiologist has begun pestering Asgard....

[theheirofbreath]

hi guys!
i'm john. i figured i might as well introduce myself since there's not much else to do while i'm stuck in this dumb castle.
i just got here today but they said we can't go check out the city until the fog lifts.
is it foggy like this a lot?
because that would suck.
anyway they told me i was in freya house whatever that means.
actually it sounds like some kind of weird fraternity.
like i should go buy a sweatshirt or something.
and try to keep from getting put on double secret probation.

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[tipsygnostalgia]

...her name wasnt jane was it?

[theheirofbreath]

yeah.
probably not a coincidence, is it?

[tipsygnostalgia]

i cant tell you that for sure
but probably not

[theheirofbreath]

so are you guys also playing sburb in your universe?
and do you also have trolls helping you?

[tipsygnostalgia]

we were about to yeah
well there are 2 trolls that SAY they are helping us
but to be honest they dont really hlep much at all
*help
one doesnt tell you anything until youve alreadsy figured it out
and the other is just an asshole so...

[theheirofbreath]

only two?
wow, we've got like a ton of them.
we probably spent about half of our session talking to trolls.
but at least most of them are actually helpful.
some of them.
vriska helped me a lot.
i never would have made god tier without her.
and karkat was always trying to help us.

[tipsygnostalgia]

yeah only 2
theyre nothing alive either its weird
plus they dont actually hlep much at all to be truthful
*help
ohhhh i know vriska
shes jakes friend
she helped me out last week she seems nice
god tier
does that men you got some fancy outfit ;o

[theheirofbreath]

hehe, yeah.
god tier gets you the fanciest outfit.
really comfortable too.
kind of like pajamas, only you actually look cool wearing them.
i don't think everyone gets the same one, but i really like mine.
it came with an awesome hood.

[tipsygnostalgia]

sounds cool john
can i have a look

[theheirofbreath]

haha sure!

[He turns on the video, and holds the camera out so she can get a better view.]

What do you think?

[tipsygnostalgia]

[Oh, wow. He looks a lot like Jane. A little like Jake too... just.. wow. Weird.

She switches hers on too.]

It does look pretty cool! I like it!

[And.. back to the staring because damn.]

[theheirofbreath]

Hehe, thanks.

[He grins and then brings the phone closer agin to have a look at her.]

Wow, you look a lot like Rose.

Which I guess makes sense, 'cause you're her mother-daughter and all.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Yeah. And you look a lot like Jane. A bit like Jake too! It's weird!

[theheirofbreath]

Hmm... well, Jake is supposed to be Jade's grandson from the future or something. And Jade is sort of my sister... And if Jane is really a futuristic version of my nana...

[This is starting to give him a headache.]

Geez, this ectobiology stuff is complicated. It seemed really simple when I was actually doing it.

[tipsygnostalgia]

You're telling me. I thought Rose was my mom but apparently I am her Mom. It's all so weird, John.

[theheirofbreath]

Yeah....

Hey, how about this? Maybe, instead of being complicated interdimensional relatives, we should all just be friends. That sounds a lot easier.

[tipsygnostalgia]

I'm down with that idea. I mean you are good friends with Rose and Dave and Jade, and Jake,Jane and Dirk are my best friends so yeah! Just one big group of friendship or something

[theheirofbreath]

Yeah! We should all hang out sometime. What is there to do around here, anyway?

[tipsygnostalgia]

uh well there is a nightclub and a big park and petting zoo.. and a library... and...

I'm not sure what else, really.

[theheirofbreath]

Hmm, I guess we'll probably have time to try all of them. I mean, we're gonna be here a while, right?

[tipsygnostalgia]

We have no way to escape this place so yeah, it looks that way.

Hey- maybe we should have a big group outing? [Because that gives her an excuse to see Rose again]

[theheirofbreath]

Great idea! That'll give us all a chance to meet each other. Where should we go?

[tipsygnostalgia]

Um.. I think someone said that one of the areas has some sort of Carnival place? Or failing that there's a big park in the district next to Freya.

[theheirofbreath]

The carnival sounds fun. At least that would give us all something to do.

[tipsygnostalgia]

We should plan it out then! Maybe not just yet, give everyone time to settle in... so maybe in a few days?

...And you should get your Dad to come too, because he said we were friends and I really want to meet him.