[text] ectoBiologist has begun pestering Asgard....

[theheirofbreath]

hi guys!
i'm john. i figured i might as well introduce myself since there's not much else to do while i'm stuck in this dumb castle.
i just got here today but they said we can't go check out the city until the fog lifts.
is it foggy like this a lot?
because that would suck.
anyway they told me i was in freya house whatever that means.
actually it sounds like some kind of weird fraternity.
like i should go buy a sweatshirt or something.
and try to keep from getting put on double secret probation.

Comments

[hopefulpageturner]

Its good to see you again my man!
Youre in freya house this time around i see!
Why you and i ought to have ourselves a little scrum what say you?

[theheirofbreath]

um.... hi.
do i know you?
what do you mean this time around?

Text

[phantom_thief_freyr]

A sweatshirt would never be appropriate for a house dedicated to Freya!

[Forget the fact this Freya had nothing to do with him....]

Freya is a beautiful woman and should be treated with respect by those assigned to her house!

Re: Text

[theheirofbreath]

wait.
so freya is a person?
when they said i was in freya house i thought that was like, a thing.
are they seriously sending me to live in some strange lady's house?

1/just a few, tell you when i stop

[sup]

[ holy shit, wait... ]

2/3 shorter than expected,,,

[sup]

[ dude. john's back.

it's only been a shit-long worth of a while, but he couldn't deny it in himself the lack of broship in Asgard was seriously starting to get to him. and here was john egbert, in all his glory, wiping the floor again with his blue text. what do? ]

[sup]

couldnt stay away could you
sup man

[tipsygnostalgia]

[She saw Jake and Dave reply to this already so...]

john eggbert?

dramatic thread hop

[sup]

[ ...This probably isn't suppose to be funny. ]

ahahaha god

[text]

[hypertoxic]

........ John.

Re: [text]

[theheirofbreath]

vriska?
hi!
wait. i mean hi!!!!!!!!

[aggrievance]

[This is a post that inspires a great many feelings within Rose, but she manages, at least for now, to condense it to a concise-]

Hi, John.

[theheirofbreath]

hi rose!
so you got drafted into color wars too?
did you know some of the trolls are here?
i met one today.

text;

[unionjackass]

John is it? John Egbert?

Your father is here and he's been very worried for your safety. No doubt he's seen this post and means to reply in short order.

Re: text;

[theheirofbreath]

yeah.
that's me.


i hope so. some people said he was here, but they don't know where he is.

[colonist]

WAIT you're name wouldn't happen to end in Egbert would it?!

[theheirofbreath]

yeah.
why?

[Audio]

[burntviolet]

It's the f-fist time I see this fog here, but I d-don't think it's a common occurence. [At least she hopes so.]

Re: [Audio]

[theheirofbreath]

[He switches to audio as well.]

That's good. Do you think it'll clear up soon?

[uncertainty]

tHIS IS ACTUALLY THE FIRST TIME THAT, iT HAS EVER BEEN THIS FOGGY,
i THINK,
wHICH IS TO SAY THAT IT'S NOT USUAL, aT ALL,

[theheirofbreath]

do you know if there's anything in the fog that's actually dangerous?
they told us not to go out in it, but it looks like the worst thing that could happen is i'd get lost.

text;

[timesnewroman]

you wouldnt wear glasses by any chance? because if youre the john egbert who does then your dad has been really worried about you.

and your glasses.

Re: text;

[theheirofbreath]

yeah, i still have them.
was he really worried about something like that?

[Video]

[suppressthedark]

[Oh hi john have a grumpy looking japanese teenager with bright hair.]

No, it's normally not this foggy.

Re: [Video]

[theheirofbreath]

[I'll see you that and raise you one perky, bucktoothed nerd.]

How long has the weather been this crappy? Is there any kind of report saying when it'll clear up?

[crabby]

IT IS ABOUT.
FUCKING.
TIME.
DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE?
DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH YOU'VE MISSED?
THE ANSWER IS EVERYTHING.
YOU MISSED EVERYTHING, JOHN.
WAY TO GO.
ALSO WELCOME BACK.

1/2

[theheirofbreath]

hi karkat!
it's great to talk to you too!
yeah, i just thought i'd take a little vacation.
went to the beach, relaxed a bit.

[charming_jerk]

are you the guy whose dad is looking for him? if so tell him to get off our cases already. also the fog is a new thing and yeah it sucks

[theheirofbreath]

hehe, i guess i am.
sorry, man.
it looks like he's been asking everyone in the city about me.

video;

[waypastcool]

[Blue text? Meet blue hedgehog. No, this is not a costume.]

Nah, the fog's just a phase this place is goin' through, like the one time there were talkin' snowmen walkin' around.

And I'm pretty sure a sweatshirt's totally optional.

Re: video;

[theheirofbreath]

[That's okay, he adopted a yellow salamander once. But he will also switch to video.]

Talking snowmen? Really?

What do snowmen have to talk about?

1/2

[pipefan413]

[No...no, it couldn't be, that...That font, that name, it's--]

2/2

[pipefan413]

JOHN?

[musketworks]

It's a pleasure to meet you. My name is Mami Tomoe.
I've been here for only about a month so far, myself, but from my experience it isn't usually foggy like this at all, but I don't think this is going to last for long. Still! You get to stay in a castle because of it, so it's best to enjoy it while you can. If this fog isn't permanent, then neither is your stay and you'll be returning to the house dorms eventually. Really, that's the only thing you actually have to do, so you don't have to worry about buying sweatshirts and the like.

[theheirofbreath]

that's okay, the castle is pretty boring so i'm looking forward to getting out of here.
what are the dorms like?
are they all the same, or does each house have different stuff?

voice;

[takebow]

Well, if you find a Freya House sweatshirt, you'll have to let the rest of us know...

But it's really mostly the same as the other houses, except for the people and the home theater system, I guess.

Re: voice;

[theheirofbreath]

Wait.
Wait, stop.
Did you just say home theater system?

[biifurcatiion]

oh how about that, youre back agaiin.
ii thought maybe 2erket had dumped your corp2e iin a gutter 2omewhere and told u2 all youd left.

[theheirofbreath]

why would she do that?
did i do something to piss her off when i was here before?

[Oh crap, he thought she'd seemed a little down when he was talking to her. Was she mad at him? Did they get in a fight just before he left?]