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asgardeventide2012-01-14 01:48 am
hopefulpageturner) wrote in asgardeventide2012-01-14 01:48 am
01. Video
[Hellooooo Asgard! There is...Is that John Egbert? No? I didn't think so. But he looks sorta like him. He's standing outside, right outside of Freya House, and he's got the communicator extended so it's got a rather full view of his face.]
Pardon my intrusions, all of you folks that may be out there, but I seem to have found myself in quite the pickle! You see, last I recall I had just found myself becoming the most recent target of a rampaging seagoat, and I fear that the blasted creature may have been my maker!
I was curious, and I do hope I'm not being an utter bastard by intruding, if someone might be able to inform me if this is the afterlife! I fear that if that may be the case, then whoever our almighty creator might be, has underestimated me, and my interests! I don't see any wild game hunting ranches or women of a navy composure waiting on me hand and foot!
But that nonsense aside, if it wouldn't be a bother, would someone be kind enough to inform me if my assumptions are correct? My appreciation will know absolutely no bounds!
[And the feed ends.]
Pardon my intrusions, all of you folks that may be out there, but I seem to have found myself in quite the pickle! You see, last I recall I had just found myself becoming the most recent target of a rampaging seagoat, and I fear that the blasted creature may have been my maker!
I was curious, and I do hope I'm not being an utter bastard by intruding, if someone might be able to inform me if this is the afterlife! I fear that if that may be the case, then whoever our almighty creator might be, has underestimated me, and my interests! I don't see any wild game hunting ranches or women of a navy composure waiting on me hand and foot!
But that nonsense aside, if it wouldn't be a bother, would someone be kind enough to inform me if my assumptions are correct? My appreciation will know absolutely no bounds!
[And the feed ends.]
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[He smiles warmly.]
You really have been a splendid greeter to this city for me! Might I inquire as to which House you're residing in?
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Odin. But it's just as tasteless as the rest of this place!
[ Bleh. ]
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[ Of course it is! But she leans in closer to the feed. ]
I can smell your zucchini green shirt on your cotton candy pink skin.
video; wow i totally got distracted from the kk threadjack
You can smell it through the video? How astounding!
video; no worries!
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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING.
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I'm just making friendly conversation!
I think i might have just made a friend in her!
How rude!
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STOP THAT.
RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.
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I am doing no such thing!
If i had been flirting with her i'd be loosening my collar!
Or stammering like a blithering idiot!
Good lord, mate!
I'm most certainly not flirting with her!
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I see how it is!
Shes your girlfriend isnt she!
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SO IF WE GO AT THIS BASED OFF OF YOUR CULTURE...
YES.
SO FUCK OFF.
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I just think she's very fun to talk to!
Besides, i sort of...have a thing for a girl i know back home.
I promise im not a threat to you!
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YOU'RE JUST FUCKING OBNOXIOUS.
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But you really don't even know me, so why the devil have you jumped to such a conclusion!
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MORE THAN USUAL.
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What the blazes are you talking about?!
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YOU JUST PISS ME THE FUCK OFF.
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You don't know me and won't even give me a chance!
We might end up great friends if you were to give me the opportunity!
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If you were incapable of such a thing, you wouldn't have snapped at me to stop talking to your matespy or whatever the dickens you said!