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asgardeventide2012-01-14 01:48 am
hopefulpageturner) wrote in asgardeventide2012-01-14 01:48 am
01. Video
[Hellooooo Asgard! There is...Is that John Egbert? No? I didn't think so. But he looks sorta like him. He's standing outside, right outside of Freya House, and he's got the communicator extended so it's got a rather full view of his face.]
Pardon my intrusions, all of you folks that may be out there, but I seem to have found myself in quite the pickle! You see, last I recall I had just found myself becoming the most recent target of a rampaging seagoat, and I fear that the blasted creature may have been my maker!
I was curious, and I do hope I'm not being an utter bastard by intruding, if someone might be able to inform me if this is the afterlife! I fear that if that may be the case, then whoever our almighty creator might be, has underestimated me, and my interests! I don't see any wild game hunting ranches or women of a navy composure waiting on me hand and foot!
But that nonsense aside, if it wouldn't be a bother, would someone be kind enough to inform me if my assumptions are correct? My appreciation will know absolutely no bounds!
[And the feed ends.]
Pardon my intrusions, all of you folks that may be out there, but I seem to have found myself in quite the pickle! You see, last I recall I had just found myself becoming the most recent target of a rampaging seagoat, and I fear that the blasted creature may have been my maker!
I was curious, and I do hope I'm not being an utter bastard by intruding, if someone might be able to inform me if this is the afterlife! I fear that if that may be the case, then whoever our almighty creator might be, has underestimated me, and my interests! I don't see any wild game hunting ranches or women of a navy composure waiting on me hand and foot!
But that nonsense aside, if it wouldn't be a bother, would someone be kind enough to inform me if my assumptions are correct? My appreciation will know absolutely no bounds!
[And the feed ends.]