Kiyomasa Senji (千地 清正 Senji Kiyomasa) (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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asgardeventide2012-02-05 02:30 pm
deadcenter) wrote in asgardeventide2012-02-05 02:30 pm
Entry tags:
- alice [fate/extra],
- ange ushiromiya,
- conan edogawa,
- diva,
- euridice taverna,
- gilbert nightray,
- hazama,
- juuza amakusa,
- kainé,
- kaz,
- keine kamishirasawa,
- kiyomasa senji,
- minatsuki takami,
- oz vessalius,
- rachel alucard,
- rita ozzetti,
- samantha russell,
- selphie tilmitt,
- sena kashiwazaki,
- shu ouma,
- sora naegino,
- tidus,
- varon,
- yozora mikazuki
2nd slash | video
[He's mad. He's so mad.]
Oi! Oi oi! If you see a little shit named Minatsuki Takami don't talk to her, and don't listen to the shit she's been spreadin' about me!
She's tellin' people I'm an old, friendless loser and a........ virgin. [by the way he mumbles that it's almost obvious but--] She's just a big liar, alright?!
Oi! Oi oi! If you see a little shit named Minatsuki Takami don't talk to her, and don't listen to the shit she's been spreadin' about me!
She's tellin' people I'm an old, friendless loser and a........ virgin. [by the way he mumbles that it's almost obvious but--] She's just a big liar, alright?!
[Video]
Hey Muscles? What's a virgin? If you're not one, can you it it? Is it tasty?
[not here]
[not here] *cries* only now do I see my typo!
[Video]
Wh...whaaa...?! I'm not explaining what it is, and no ya can't eat it!
[Video]
shoot me now for horrible jokes]Oh come now! Don't be a brat! If you can't eat it, then what's the big deal? Unless... oh! [And here she pops a fist into the palm of her other hand]
Is it a kind of human? I thought there were just men, women, and brats? Are virgins a different kind? Are the bad? Can I slaughter them if they are~?
[Now she's just asking questions to see how he'll react. He's got the most amusing expressions!]
[Video]
Sh...sh-shut up! No!
Virgins are ...people who haven't... h-had sex yet! That's it!
[you're killing him alice.]
[Video]
Sex?
[Blank look is blank before she tips her head back and hollers quite loudly:] Hey, Seaweed-head! What the hell is this sex thing?!
[That helps, right?]
[Video]
Trap! This is a trap! What the hell-?! I'm not explaining that, not in a million years!!
Re: [Video]
It's not a trap, Alice is just a little...
[He needs a good descriptor for this, but really there just aren't any words for Alice sometimes.]
Uneducated.
[He's doing his best not to laugh, really.]
You can't just ask random strangers these things... excuse me, sir, what is your name?
[Video]
Name's Senji, and you are?
[Video]
[she glances back at him and smiles, a sharp almost predatory smile as she turns back.]
He's my contractor, Muscles.
[Video]
And what'dya mean by contractor?
Re: [Video]
[Never mind that it's quite the opposite, the way Alice acts.]
But please, go ahead and answer Alice's questions, nice man, now that we all know each other.~
[Video]
[Video]
[Excuse Alice while she steps back enough to plant one heeled right in Oz's stomach, before catching him in a headlock. Once that's accomplished, she just turns back to the screen and grins cheerfully.]
So? What's this sex thing, Muscles? Can you eat it? Is it savory? And how is it a trap? Oh! It's spicy right? Something really hot, right?
Re: [Video]
[He'll just pick up that nickname while he's at it, even though he's flailing and in a headlock. He can still be smooth, right?
Even if he can't really be seen on the screen... and he might sound a little muffled... ]
[Video]
He really doesn't want to answer this anyways.]
It's rude as hell to expect me to explain somethin' like that though! I'm not doing it, ask someone else dammit.
[Video]
I—it's nothing you need to worry about, stupid rabbit!
[Video]