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[He's mad. He's so mad.]

Oi! Oi oi! If you see a little shit named Minatsuki Takami don't talk to her, and don't listen to the shit she's been spreadin' about me!

She's tellin' people I'm an old, friendless loser and a........ virgin. [by the way he mumbles that it's almost obvious but--] She's just a big liar, alright?!

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[Audio]

[occulthymns]

What crime did you commit?

Huh! I think I like Crow better. Senji just sounds weird.

[Audio]

[deadcenter]

Secret.

Fehaha! Call me whatever you want, I don't give a shit.

[Audio]

[occulthymns]

That's unfair!

Alright, then I'm sticking to Crow.

[Audio]

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Life is unfair! Buahaha! But I ain't tellin'!

[Audio]

[occulthymns]

[DISPLEASED.]

You should feel lucky crimes don't seem to matter here! I'm a bounty hunter!

[Audio]

[deadcenter]

I killed tons of people in jail- that count at all?

'Course we were pinned against each other in brutal battles- but it was pretty on target.

[Audio]

[occulthymns]

Hah! That's not impressive at all!

[Well... no, that isn't really the truth. It's kind of scary, since most of the criminals she ever went after were just petty thieves and burglars. And sure, as a Witch she's messed with humans before, but she's never killed anyone.]

Why were you fighting each other, though? Is that just how prisons work?

[Audio]

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[and he loved to fight and kill-..]

It's how mine worked- us Deadmen had to go up against other Deadmen and rip each other apart. I never lost 'till a certain Ganta Igarashi beat me with a bang.

[Audio]

[occulthymns]

Huh. [Sounds violent.] What's a 'Deadman'?

[Audio]

[deadcenter]

Some people in the prison that could control their blood and form weapons out of it. The ability was called Branch of Sin, and mine was named Crow Claws.

I'd show ya but thanks to Asgard that ability was taken away. Too bad- I haven't gotten the chance to ssslice up anyone in a while.

[Audio]

[occulthymns]

Blood magic?? That's impressive for a human! Are you sure you're not a demon?

[Seriously she's never heard of humans being able to do something that hardcore in her own world.]

[Audio]

[deadcenter]

Uuh.... it's not magic- I think it's more of a mutation.

[And Senji was the most hardcore out of all the Deadmen.]

[Audio]

[occulthymns]

.... I don't know what you mean.

[Audio]

[deadcenter]

Alright- there was an earthquake and after that some people could control their blood like me. It was a pretty fucked up place- everything was pretty much destroyed.

Whatever caused that earthquake was probably responsible for our Branches of Sin.

[Audio]

[occulthymns]

But couldn't magic have caused the earthquake? [Not... computing]

[Audio]

[deadcenter]

I really doubt that, it was just some weird phenomenon.

[Audio]

[occulthymns]

... Magic can cause weird phenomena.

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[deadcenter]

[....wow this really is going to go in circles. WHATEVER.]

Sure- it coulda been magic, whatever you say kid.

[Audio]

[occulthymns]

Hmm! [She sounds pleased he's not being completely dismissive!]

Anyway, it's too bad you don't have that power anymore. If we ever get our original abilities back you definitely have to promise you'll show me it!

[Audio]

[deadcenter]

Definitely, I'd show all of fucking Asgard my Branch of Sin- everyone keeps asking about it anyways.

[Audio]

[occulthymns]

Great! If that ever happens I'll look forward to it.