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KASHIWAZAKI (柏崎 星奈) SENA ([personal profile] meatshields) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2012-01-24 12:57 pm

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[ what's that on your network? only a hideous blingee'd travesty (well at least the real life handmade equivalent thereof. just roll with it) of a recruitment poster. that's right asgard, sena kashiwazaki has decided that what this place really needs is a branch of the friendless losers club. ...not that you can tell given that the poster doesn't even say what you should join and what it does say sounds highly questionable. to completely not clarify things, here's a recruitment speech by sena who is broadcasting in front of Baldr house and holding up that poster ]

Hmph! Congratulate yourselves because today you get to hear my voice! As you can see I'm advertising for new members so respond here to join!

By the way, I don't accept bitches or trash! Don't pollute my beautiful post with your worthless responses alright?


[ end transmission... OR IS IT the transmission definitely cuts out for a while but it's only a minute or so before another feed comes on, the sound of struggling and cries of 'let go!' and --- BAM! Sena Kashiwazaki feels the wrath of a flyswatter on her and takes 5 damage. It's like you could almost see this coming... but from who? Y E P it's none other than Yozora Mikazuki. ]

The only one who will be polluting this post is you and your shamelessness! What kind of blatant lies are you spreading about my club? [ hold on hold on reading the fine print ] "Fun private times..."

[ WH... WHAT... Yozora's face turns a bright shade of red and hits Sena again! ]

Who gave you permission to participate in such lewd activities under my club's name!? Be disgusting in your own spare time, Meat! Nymphomaniac! Pervert! Don't come near me!

[ Sena's face is a study of URGE TO KILL RISING. ] Shut up! I see advertisements like these online all the time! If they're so popular then it means they work! [ SENA DON'T BASE YOUR RECRUITMENT POSTER DESIGNS ON ADS ON EROGE FORUMS OK ] And isn't it obvious? If I were to finally spend time with my female friends, I'd want it to be just us! I don't want disgusting trash watching... whether it's taking sticker pictures or going to the zoo... It's because you're lewd and disgusting! That's why you think everything else is lewd and disgusting too!

[ and whoops enjoy the close up of yozora's stupid fox face as sena tries to shove her head away ] Cover your ugly face! I can't believe that your face and Shiori-chan's face have been recorded on the same post!

[ no don't shove her!! yozora pushes sena's head down in retaliation ] This post was already a disgrace to begin with! I would recycle my poster if it hadn't brought in a dirty, shameless, airheaded, lolita-loving monster. Go drag your vulgar boobs and filthy antics somewhere else!

[ she twitches with each insult, eyes growing wide and teary and she flails her arms against yozora ] U, ugh... You should be grateful that I joined... [ the crumpled up poster sails into view heading for yozora's face ] Stupid Yozoraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

[ and with sena running off to bawl in like a corner somewhere the feed finally ACTUALLY ends ]

( ooc: sena & yozora. we'll be tagging people separately ehe ;3; apologies for the hideous horror )

[personal profile] playerkills 2012-01-26 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ Not like that, Nill! But Yozora nods. ]

Since we can't make friends, the main goal of our club is to learn how.
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[personal profile] respite 2012-01-26 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ she tilts her head, here. well, that does sound really educational and all... and being in a strange place does make friend-making kind of hard. she looks really, really pensive at this, as though she's trying to imagine how someone can learn how to make a friend. ]

[personal profile] playerkills 2012-01-26 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
We have many activities such as playing games, training camps... we might have plans to go around the different areas of this city as well. All of these are for our preparation for our lives filled with friendship in the future.

Does that... sound alright to you?
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[personal profile] respite 2012-01-26 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ ... oh, wow, that sounds like fun! *^* playing games... exploration...

she nods, here, vigorously. that sort of club... it's just like hanging out with friends! ah-- she remembers the map she got from nakama. taking it out from her pocket, she holds it up to the screen. if it's exploration, she has a map! they can explore together that way, so. that sounds like a great idea! ]

[personal profile] playerkills 2012-01-26 08:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yozora's eyes widen at what Nill shows her. ]

A map... that's just what we need! Then it's decided. Um... y-your name?
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[personal profile] respite 2012-01-26 08:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ name! name name name. she puts down the map, hurriedly. then, getting her keyboard out self-consciously, she types slowly and carefully: ]

nill

[ a shy smile. that's her name! nill! ]

[personal profile] playerkills 2012-01-26 08:45 am (UTC)(link)
[

This is what Yozora feels on the inside, of course. ]


Nill, is it? I'm Yozora Mikazuki, your club president. From now on, you're a member of the Neighbors Club!
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[personal profile] respite 2012-01-26 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ ... oh yozora...

!!! *^* so excite. man, she's never been in a club before! ahhh, she bows, here, before tilting her head and smiling-- it's nice to meet you, yozora! then, lifting a arm to pump her first-- she'll do her best as a member of this club! ]