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[ what's that on your network? only a hideous blingee'd travesty (well at least the real life handmade equivalent thereof. just roll with it) of a recruitment poster. that's right asgard, sena kashiwazaki has decided that what this place really needs is a branch of the friendless losers club. ...not that you can tell given that the poster doesn't even say what you should join and what it does say sounds highly questionable. to completely not clarify things, here's a recruitment speech by sena who is broadcasting in front of Baldr house and holding up that poster ]

Hmph! Congratulate yourselves because today you get to hear my voice! As you can see I'm advertising for new members so respond here to join!

By the way, I don't accept bitches or trash! Don't pollute my beautiful post with your worthless responses alright?

[ end transmission... OR IS IT the transmission definitely cuts out for a while but it's only a minute or so before another feed comes on, the sound of struggling and cries of 'let go!' and --- BAM! Sena Kashiwazaki feels the wrath of a flyswatter on her and takes 5 damage. It's like you could almost see this coming... but from who? Y E P it's none other than Yozora Mikazuki. ]

The only one who will be polluting this post is you and your shamelessness! What kind of blatant lies are you spreading about my club? [ hold on hold on reading the fine print ] "Fun private times..."

[ WH... WHAT... Yozora's face turns a bright shade of red and hits Sena again! ]

Who gave you permission to participate in such lewd activities under my club's name!? Be disgusting in your own spare time, Meat! Nymphomaniac! Pervert! Don't come near me!

[ Sena's face is a study of URGE TO KILL RISING. ] Shut up! I see advertisements like these online all the time! If they're so popular then it means they work! [ SENA DON'T BASE YOUR RECRUITMENT POSTER DESIGNS ON ADS ON EROGE FORUMS OK ] And isn't it obvious? If I were to finally spend time with my female friends, I'd want it to be just us! I don't want disgusting trash watching... whether it's taking sticker pictures or going to the zoo... It's because you're lewd and disgusting! That's why you think everything else is lewd and disgusting too!

[ and whoops enjoy the close up of yozora's stupid fox face as sena tries to shove her head away ] Cover your ugly face! I can't believe that your face and Shiori-chan's face have been recorded on the same post!

[ no don't shove her!! yozora pushes sena's head down in retaliation ] This post was already a disgrace to begin with! I would recycle my poster if it hadn't brought in a dirty, shameless, airheaded, lolita-loving monster. Go drag your vulgar boobs and filthy antics somewhere else!

[ she twitches with each insult, eyes growing wide and teary and she flails her arms against yozora ] U, ugh... You should be grateful that I joined... [ the crumpled up poster sails into view heading for yozora's face ] Stupid Yozoraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

[ and with sena running off to bawl in like a corner somewhere the feed finally ACTUALLY ends ]

( ooc: sena & yozora. we'll be tagging people separately ehe ;3; apologies for the hideous horror )

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Ah, but none of our members have friends. That's why we're working on it.

... You're asking me to join a club for people who have no friends.

[ well it's accurate!! but.. ]

I don't have any particular feelings on the matter. If you don't want any, that's perfectly understandable. Have fun with the rest of your fruitless, uneventful life with no one by your side, Ange Ushiromiya.

Thanks, I feel like I'm starting to enjoy it already. I'll make sure to remind myself that my current path has your blessing.

You really don't want any friends, do you?

I'm not looking to make any friends in a place such as this. What kind of use is there supposed to be in that, either way? We're all kidnapped, so let's go ahead and all be friends while we're stuck here?

It wasn't originally my intention to set it up, but a certain slab of meat was adamant enough about it.

So that meat girl doesn't have any friends either, huh?

Is it so surprising?

It just explains a lot about why the two of you band together despite apparently despising each other and all. Both friendless.

[ tch! ] We do not band together. She follows me around. [ it's true sena is a stalker but yozora doesn't know that ]

So you have a stalker, huh? How unlucky, can't you just get her a restraining order and be done with it?

It isn't that serious. [ wow it kind of is?? but no sena is her ...club member... ] In any case, I'm capable of fending her off.

Oh, and how do you generally do that? Throwing dog treats in a direction opposite of where you're going and hope she falls for it?

You'll be surprised to know how effective it is.

Wow, I'm already convinced. [ no you're not, ange, not with that kind of tone.. ] Maybe I should test this theory on Amakusa sometime, he sort of seems like a clingy puppy.

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You know that Amakusa? [ That Amakusa. She is really surprised! How could someone so awful be acquainted with someone... just as awful yeah it kind of makes sense to her now. ]

Know him? He's my bodyguard, and even in this place you would almost think we're Siamese twins by the way he sticks to me even when I don't feel like it.

[ amakusa is the more awful one okay.. ]

Tch, rich kid... Hm. I never got that impression of him, seeing the way he hits on whomever he pleases.

Oh, yeah, he hits on everything that seems remotely female and alive. I just endure the main part of it since he has to stick around me to get paid.

In other words, he's just like Meat. [ SIGH ] That's a shame. I truly pity you from the bottom of my heart.

We could switch for a day, if you want. I bet putting up with that 'Meat' of yours isn't half as bothersome as having to breathe the same air as that guy.

Pass. I'd rather not put myself at the risk of sexual harassment, thanks.

Ah, too bad. I guess I'll just have to bear the cross of the world by enduring the sexual harassment all on my own.

Yeah. You're the lamb who takes away the sins of the world. Happy are those who are called to your supper. Don't think that God has forsaken you. This is your calling.

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