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KASHIWAZAKI (柏崎 星奈) SENA ([personal profile] meatshields) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2012-01-24 12:57 pm

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[ what's that on your network? only a hideous blingee'd travesty (well at least the real life handmade equivalent thereof. just roll with it) of a recruitment poster. that's right asgard, sena kashiwazaki has decided that what this place really needs is a branch of the friendless losers club. ...not that you can tell given that the poster doesn't even say what you should join and what it does say sounds highly questionable. to completely not clarify things, here's a recruitment speech by sena who is broadcasting in front of Baldr house and holding up that poster ]

Hmph! Congratulate yourselves because today you get to hear my voice! As you can see I'm advertising for new members so respond here to join!

By the way, I don't accept bitches or trash! Don't pollute my beautiful post with your worthless responses alright?


[ end transmission... OR IS IT the transmission definitely cuts out for a while but it's only a minute or so before another feed comes on, the sound of struggling and cries of 'let go!' and --- BAM! Sena Kashiwazaki feels the wrath of a flyswatter on her and takes 5 damage. It's like you could almost see this coming... but from who? Y E P it's none other than Yozora Mikazuki. ]

The only one who will be polluting this post is you and your shamelessness! What kind of blatant lies are you spreading about my club? [ hold on hold on reading the fine print ] "Fun private times..."

[ WH... WHAT... Yozora's face turns a bright shade of red and hits Sena again! ]

Who gave you permission to participate in such lewd activities under my club's name!? Be disgusting in your own spare time, Meat! Nymphomaniac! Pervert! Don't come near me!

[ Sena's face is a study of URGE TO KILL RISING. ] Shut up! I see advertisements like these online all the time! If they're so popular then it means they work! [ SENA DON'T BASE YOUR RECRUITMENT POSTER DESIGNS ON ADS ON EROGE FORUMS OK ] And isn't it obvious? If I were to finally spend time with my female friends, I'd want it to be just us! I don't want disgusting trash watching... whether it's taking sticker pictures or going to the zoo... It's because you're lewd and disgusting! That's why you think everything else is lewd and disgusting too!

[ and whoops enjoy the close up of yozora's stupid fox face as sena tries to shove her head away ] Cover your ugly face! I can't believe that your face and Shiori-chan's face have been recorded on the same post!

[ no don't shove her!! yozora pushes sena's head down in retaliation ] This post was already a disgrace to begin with! I would recycle my poster if it hadn't brought in a dirty, shameless, airheaded, lolita-loving monster. Go drag your vulgar boobs and filthy antics somewhere else!

[ she twitches with each insult, eyes growing wide and teary and she flails her arms against yozora ] U, ugh... You should be grateful that I joined... [ the crumpled up poster sails into view heading for yozora's face ] Stupid Yozoraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

[ and with sena running off to bawl in like a corner somewhere the feed finally ACTUALLY ends ]

( ooc: sena & yozora. we'll be tagging people separately ehe ;3; apologies for the hideous horror )

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[personal profile] playerkills 2012-01-25 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Not me, her. Well, Meat clearly needs to be with her own kind.
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[personal profile] departing 2012-01-25 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think there's anything wrong with that.

I think it's nice that she wants to gather people together for a common cause.

[This is the most questionable thing ever.]

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[personal profile] playerkills 2012-01-26 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
They can all burn in Akihabara.

Are you here to join?
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[personal profile] departing 2012-01-27 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
That's horrible.

[:(]

N-No.

[He might like fictional things but he doesn't want to be labeled as an otaku. I'm taking this car backwards.]

I'm more interested in filming.

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[personal profile] playerkills 2012-01-27 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Filming? What sort of films do you make?
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[personal profile] departing 2012-01-28 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
I like making films of scenery.

It's a shame there isn't much to look at here.

Everything's all grey.

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[personal profile] playerkills 2012-01-28 11:07 am (UTC)(link)
Filling it up with color is our job. I guess what I mean to say is if they're still grey after you've been here long enough, you're a failure of a human being.

... But I have no idea how to do that, either, so we might as well leave it alone for now.
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[personal profile] departing 2012-01-29 12:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Failure of a human being?

What do you mean by that?

Hmm..yeah. We have no clue. It's a little confusing.

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[personal profile] playerkills 2012-01-29 12:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Nevermind.

[ It's no use laying down the verbal abuse on this guy, is it... ]

Kh-! H, has the video function been on all this time!?
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[personal profile] departing 2012-01-30 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
It has been.

Why? Is there something wrong?

[personal profile] playerkills 2012-01-30 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
Gyaaah!

[ SWITCHES IT TO AUDIO ]

Nothing. It has nothing to do with you. Why didn't you say so earlier!?
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[personal profile] departing 2012-01-30 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
It was on video originally.

Um, you didn't know?

[personal profile] playerkills 2012-01-30 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
I-if I knew, I... I-I wouldn't be talking at all!
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[personal profile] departing 2012-01-30 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
That's a little weird, but okay.

[Why is this happening?]

Should I let you know next time?

[personal profile] playerkills 2012-01-30 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
Mm.

I mean, yeah. I'd appreciate it.
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[personal profile] departing 2012-02-01 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
Okay.

Um...I hope you have a good day then.

[WHAT IS HE SAYING????? HOW DO I PEOPLE?]

[personal profile] playerkills 2012-02-01 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah.



[ ...HOW DO YOU END A CONVERSATION??

just. quietly ends the feed. ]