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[meatshields]

[ what's that on your network? only a hideous blingee'd travesty (well at least the real life handmade equivalent thereof. just roll with it) of a recruitment poster. that's right asgard, sena kashiwazaki has decided that what this place really needs is a branch of the friendless losers club. ...not that you can tell given that the poster doesn't even say what you should join and what it does say sounds highly questionable. to completely not clarify things, here's a recruitment speech by sena who is broadcasting in front of Baldr house and holding up that poster ]

Hmph! Congratulate yourselves because today you get to hear my voice! As you can see I'm advertising for new members so respond here to join!

By the way, I don't accept bitches or trash! Don't pollute my beautiful post with your worthless responses alright?

[ end transmission... OR IS IT the transmission definitely cuts out for a while but it's only a minute or so before another feed comes on, the sound of struggling and cries of 'let go!' and --- BAM! Sena Kashiwazaki feels the wrath of a flyswatter on her and takes 5 damage. It's like you could almost see this coming... but from who? Y E P it's none other than Yozora Mikazuki. ]

The only one who will be polluting this post is you and your shamelessness! What kind of blatant lies are you spreading about my club? [ hold on hold on reading the fine print ] "Fun private times..."

[ WH... WHAT... Yozora's face turns a bright shade of red and hits Sena again! ]

Who gave you permission to participate in such lewd activities under my club's name!? Be disgusting in your own spare time, Meat! Nymphomaniac! Pervert! Don't come near me!

[ Sena's face is a study of URGE TO KILL RISING. ] Shut up! I see advertisements like these online all the time! If they're so popular then it means they work! [ SENA DON'T BASE YOUR RECRUITMENT POSTER DESIGNS ON ADS ON EROGE FORUMS OK ] And isn't it obvious? If I were to finally spend time with my female friends, I'd want it to be just us! I don't want disgusting trash watching... whether it's taking sticker pictures or going to the zoo... It's because you're lewd and disgusting! That's why you think everything else is lewd and disgusting too!

[ and whoops enjoy the close up of yozora's stupid fox face as sena tries to shove her head away ] Cover your ugly face! I can't believe that your face and Shiori-chan's face have been recorded on the same post!

[ no don't shove her!! yozora pushes sena's head down in retaliation ] This post was already a disgrace to begin with! I would recycle my poster if it hadn't brought in a dirty, shameless, airheaded, lolita-loving monster. Go drag your vulgar boobs and filthy antics somewhere else!

[ she twitches with each insult, eyes growing wide and teary and she flails her arms against yozora ] U, ugh... You should be grateful that I joined... [ the crumpled up poster sails into view heading for yozora's face ] Stupid Yozoraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

[ and with sena running off to bawl in like a corner somewhere the feed finally ACTUALLY ends ]

( ooc: sena & yozora. we'll be tagging people separately ehe ;3; apologies for the hideous horror )

Comments

[satisfies]

You can at least hold a conversation, can't you? We're doing it right now after all.

1/2

[playerkills]

[ Oh no... he's right! What is this!! ]

[playerkills]

[ switches to audio ]

I just remembered. Showing any part of my body to a normal is absolutely disgraceful.

[satisfies]

Haa...? [ oh yozora. you're so good with people... ]

And why's that?

[playerkills]

Isn't it obvious? I'm shy! [ DON'T SAY THAT WITH UTMOST CONFIDENCE ]

[satisfies]

...you do a good job of hiding it.

[playerkills]

As I was saying, conversations with normals - people in real life - are impossible for me. I have no friends, so of course I would have to learn everything about them alone.

[satisfies]

Geez, every time you say something like that it becomes a little more depressing.

[playerkills]

I don't want your sympathy! Or any of your other feelings.

A... anyway, I don't need your help either.

[satisfies]

So what do you need then?

[playerkills]

A club room and something to put that Meat in her place.

[satisfies]

So ideally you'd want find to find a vacant meat locker.

[playerkills]

Now we're getting somewhere.

[satisfies]

I can look into that for you if that's what ya want.

[playerkills]

[ wh

now she's more worried he'll really do it, which means actually meeting him?? oh no, oh nooo... ]

I-it's fine, I can do it myself, goodbye.

[ Yozora why ]

[satisfies]

H, hey, wait a second, you can't just say good bye like that.

Geez, you really are bad at this.

[playerkills]

Nngh... How else am I supposed to end this conversation?

[satisfies]

How about a declaration of undying love?

[playerkills]

[ If she was drinking something, she would spit-take here. ] What? You... How sh― I wouldn― that's, ugh, grr, n-n-no thank you, goodbye!

[ Embarrassed and flustered, she ends the feed. ]

[satisfies]

[ once he realizes the feed is over, he'll just laugh to himself.

this is fun. ]