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[meatshields]

[ what's that on your network? only a hideous blingee'd travesty (well at least the real life handmade equivalent thereof. just roll with it) of a recruitment poster. that's right asgard, sena kashiwazaki has decided that what this place really needs is a branch of the friendless losers club. ...not that you can tell given that the poster doesn't even say what you should join and what it does say sounds highly questionable. to completely not clarify things, here's a recruitment speech by sena who is broadcasting in front of Baldr house and holding up that poster ]

Hmph! Congratulate yourselves because today you get to hear my voice! As you can see I'm advertising for new members so respond here to join!

By the way, I don't accept bitches or trash! Don't pollute my beautiful post with your worthless responses alright?

[ end transmission... OR IS IT the transmission definitely cuts out for a while but it's only a minute or so before another feed comes on, the sound of struggling and cries of 'let go!' and --- BAM! Sena Kashiwazaki feels the wrath of a flyswatter on her and takes 5 damage. It's like you could almost see this coming... but from who? Y E P it's none other than Yozora Mikazuki. ]

The only one who will be polluting this post is you and your shamelessness! What kind of blatant lies are you spreading about my club? [ hold on hold on reading the fine print ] "Fun private times..."

[ WH... WHAT... Yozora's face turns a bright shade of red and hits Sena again! ]

Who gave you permission to participate in such lewd activities under my club's name!? Be disgusting in your own spare time, Meat! Nymphomaniac! Pervert! Don't come near me!

[ Sena's face is a study of URGE TO KILL RISING. ] Shut up! I see advertisements like these online all the time! If they're so popular then it means they work! [ SENA DON'T BASE YOUR RECRUITMENT POSTER DESIGNS ON ADS ON EROGE FORUMS OK ] And isn't it obvious? If I were to finally spend time with my female friends, I'd want it to be just us! I don't want disgusting trash watching... whether it's taking sticker pictures or going to the zoo... It's because you're lewd and disgusting! That's why you think everything else is lewd and disgusting too!

[ and whoops enjoy the close up of yozora's stupid fox face as sena tries to shove her head away ] Cover your ugly face! I can't believe that your face and Shiori-chan's face have been recorded on the same post!

[ no don't shove her!! yozora pushes sena's head down in retaliation ] This post was already a disgrace to begin with! I would recycle my poster if it hadn't brought in a dirty, shameless, airheaded, lolita-loving monster. Go drag your vulgar boobs and filthy antics somewhere else!

[ she twitches with each insult, eyes growing wide and teary and she flails her arms against yozora ] U, ugh... You should be grateful that I joined... [ the crumpled up poster sails into view heading for yozora's face ] Stupid Yozoraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

[ and with sena running off to bawl in like a corner somewhere the feed finally ACTUALLY ends ]

( ooc: sena & yozora. we'll be tagging people separately ehe ;3; apologies for the hideous horror )

Comments

[songspiel]

Have you even tried it yet?

[playerkills]

I... It's not that I don't want to try, it's just hard for me.

Anyway, I want to make friends naturally. [ yozora what ]

[songspiel]

[ these poor kids. ]

All right. So maybe it's difficult for some people to make friends.

What does your club do then for activities?

[playerkills]

Hmph. Back home, we played games, had acting exercises, wrote relay novels, played more games...

[songspiel]

Acting exercises? For what?

[playerkills]

A good actor or actress can pretend to get along with people even if they secretly hate them. This will make asking favors from them easier.

[songspiel]

[ . . . sorry, yozora. he'll just laugh here for a while. ]

[playerkills]

[isn't it full of bull... but she truly believes it, okay.]

What's so funny?

[songspiel]

[ there's something wrong with you, gurrrrrl. ]

You seriously think that you'll naturally make friends by doing something like that?

[playerkills]

[ RRGH it's true though. ]

It's a life skill, isn't it?

[songspiel]

If you're planning on becoming an entertainer, sure.

How would you feel if someone was pretending to be sincere to your face just because they want to get something out of it but when you've turned around, they're badmouthing you?

[playerkills]

... I would feel betrayed and hate them from the bottom of my heart. Then I'd plot my revenge...

1/2

[songspiel]

. . . Uh, right.

[songspiel]

But see? Do you really think insincerity would give you -- what were you saying earlier? -- a normal life in the future with friends?

[playerkills]

Well, isn't that what normals often do? Lie to get friends.

...I can't say I like it, though.

[songspiel]

What? [ wat. ] No, that's not how it goes.

Who told you that?

[playerkills]

Internet.

[songspiel]

What's internet?

[playerkills]

Have you been living under a rock?

[songspiel]

No, just in a world that doesn't have internet. So what is it?

[playerkills]

An evil place full of demons.

[songspiel]

But you trust in it anyway? There's just so much wrong in that.

[playerkills]

It's a necessary evil, like school and public transportation on busy days.

[songspiel]

The word "necessary" doesn't soften it in a way, you know. Not to mention that it's affecting a large part of your life.

Besides, I'm saying it myself. That's just wrong way at looking at people and relationships.

[playerkills]

Then how do you see it, o high and mighty normal?