→ 0 0 1 ☆ V I D E O

[meatshields]

[ what's that on your network? only a hideous blingee'd travesty (well at least the real life handmade equivalent thereof. just roll with it) of a recruitment poster. that's right asgard, sena kashiwazaki has decided that what this place really needs is a branch of the friendless losers club. ...not that you can tell given that the poster doesn't even say what you should join and what it does say sounds highly questionable. to completely not clarify things, here's a recruitment speech by sena who is broadcasting in front of Baldr house and holding up that poster ]

Hmph! Congratulate yourselves because today you get to hear my voice! As you can see I'm advertising for new members so respond here to join!

By the way, I don't accept bitches or trash! Don't pollute my beautiful post with your worthless responses alright?

[ end transmission... OR IS IT the transmission definitely cuts out for a while but it's only a minute or so before another feed comes on, the sound of struggling and cries of 'let go!' and --- BAM! Sena Kashiwazaki feels the wrath of a flyswatter on her and takes 5 damage. It's like you could almost see this coming... but from who? Y E P it's none other than Yozora Mikazuki. ]

The only one who will be polluting this post is you and your shamelessness! What kind of blatant lies are you spreading about my club? [ hold on hold on reading the fine print ] "Fun private times..."

[ WH... WHAT... Yozora's face turns a bright shade of red and hits Sena again! ]

Who gave you permission to participate in such lewd activities under my club's name!? Be disgusting in your own spare time, Meat! Nymphomaniac! Pervert! Don't come near me!

[ Sena's face is a study of URGE TO KILL RISING. ] Shut up! I see advertisements like these online all the time! If they're so popular then it means they work! [ SENA DON'T BASE YOUR RECRUITMENT POSTER DESIGNS ON ADS ON EROGE FORUMS OK ] And isn't it obvious? If I were to finally spend time with my female friends, I'd want it to be just us! I don't want disgusting trash watching... whether it's taking sticker pictures or going to the zoo... It's because you're lewd and disgusting! That's why you think everything else is lewd and disgusting too!

[ and whoops enjoy the close up of yozora's stupid fox face as sena tries to shove her head away ] Cover your ugly face! I can't believe that your face and Shiori-chan's face have been recorded on the same post!

[ no don't shove her!! yozora pushes sena's head down in retaliation ] This post was already a disgrace to begin with! I would recycle my poster if it hadn't brought in a dirty, shameless, airheaded, lolita-loving monster. Go drag your vulgar boobs and filthy antics somewhere else!

[ she twitches with each insult, eyes growing wide and teary and she flails her arms against yozora ] U, ugh... You should be grateful that I joined... [ the crumpled up poster sails into view heading for yozora's face ] Stupid Yozoraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

[ and with sena running off to bawl in like a corner somewhere the feed finally ACTUALLY ends ]

( ooc: sena & yozora. we'll be tagging people separately ehe ;3; apologies for the hideous horror )

Comments

search your feelings

[meatshields]

[ oh you're lucky you look like a girl lucille... and that she doesn't remember that snowball fight ]

Hey! Hey!

searching my feelings involves a lot of hard work :x

[songspiel]

[ unsure . . . ]

Sorry, sorry. [ not really. he's still laughing -- and wiping tears of laughter from his eyes. ] You were saying about a club?

i am your sunshine your only sunshine

[meatshields]

[ could it be... an applicant!!! ]

Yes! It's the Neighbors Club, for making friends and enjoying pure camaraderie between girls! [ ...ok maybe sena only added that last part ]

i make you happy when skies are gray?

[songspiel]

[ hi sena, have you met a girl named celes? ]

Ah, that sounds like fun! [ a beat. ] But just between girls? If it's called the Neighbors Club, it should include guys too, right?

[meatshields]

I guess so... I mean we have Kodaka but he doesn't count. [ DOESN'T COUNT??? ] Well if you're interested in joining then-

[ . . . ]

[ . . . . . . . ]

[ ...SENA DON'T TELL ME YOU DIDN'T PREPARE AN APPLICATION PROCESS BEFOREHAND ]

[songspiel]

Then?

[ god he so doesn't mind crossdressing if only to make sure she finds good friends -- and probably troll the hell out of her. ]

[meatshields]

Welcome to the club!

[ if she smiles brightly enough maybe lucille won't notice the obvious lack of forethought on her part ]

We don't have a clubroom yet but I can probably make someone give up their room in Baldr house and we can use that for now! As for the other club members, well there's me, that stupid foxface - don't say her ugly name - and there are other members who aren't here.

[ she's going to feel so betrayed!!! cute lucille-channnnn ]

[songspiel]

[ a blink.

lmfao what is going on. he's already in without even trying. nooooooot that he'll stop her. ]

Eh? Really? I was expecting a process of some sort.

[meatshields]

That's only if you don't meet all the qualifications right off! [ sure sena. sure. ] Anyway, it's simple enough, right? Most of the time you can tell who you can get along with very quickly!

[songspiel]

Is that how it works? [ thought thoughtful. ] Well, it does sound fun and it's not like I have anything against joining organizations. But --

[ give him a moment to study that poster. ] What are those "fun private times" you're referring to?

1/2

[meatshields]

Things like karaoke or going swimming or maybe taking sticker pictures together? I've only gone to karaoke once but of course, as with anything I do, I did it perfectly so you'll have a really enjoyable time!

Ah, what's your name? I'm Sena Kashiwazaki!

[meatshields]

[ and then she remembers what keine told her ] If you're thinking that I meant--- No! No, it's not that!

[songspiel]

All right, all right. I was just checking.

[ but what the hell are karaoke and sticker pictures . . . ]

And I'm Lucille. It's nice to meet you, Sena.

[meatshields]

Mm! It's nice to meet you too... Lucille-chan!

Since the Neighbors Club was a school club we'd meet after class every day but... You can just stop in whenever you want to! Sometimes we might ah have activities to prepare for befriending people but I can just let you know about it. Ehe... I can leave you a message through these things right? [ aw but she wanted to experience the joy of exchanging email addresses / cellphone numbers with a friend ]

[songspiel]

[ lucille . . . chan . . . lmfao ohmygod. ]

Sure, that's fine with me. [ a pause. i'm so sorry spinel. ] Oh, I may have another friend with me who might be interested in joining too!

[meatshields]

[ rushiru-chwaaaaa~n ]

Then tell her to comment here too! I'm sure if it's Lucille-chan's friend, she must be cute and nice too!

[ sena what are your standards ]

[songspiel]

I will, I will.

She's definitely cute, don't worry. And very -- [ angry? nah. ] -- energetic!

[meatshields]

She's not one of those overly twee bitches who adds things like -pon to the end of names, is she? [ . . . there's no helping you sena ] I only want to get along with cute girls not girls who are just trying to be cute!

[songspiel]

[ what the hell does that even mean. ]

I don't think so. [ well, she did it once. to rhodonite but =A= ] I'm pretty sure she'd rather be caught dead than do it.

[meatshields]

Then I'm sure we'll get along fine. Bitches are the only kind of people I don't want to have to deal with anyway. [ that'd be hard sena... given how you are ]

[ wait a second! ]

Lucille-chan, if you already have a friend why are you joining the Neighbors Club?

[songspiel]

[ dude. you recruited him without letting him say anything. ]

Why not? At the end of the day, the mission of the club is for everyone to make friends, right?

1/2

[meatshields]

[ stop it with your logic and logical things ]

Hehe, well it's not a problem with me! I'm not surprised someone as cute as Lucille-chan would be at that level already! Maybe we can call you our expert consultant instead?

[meatshields]

I know it's strange. I'm just trying to make sure that bitch Yozora won't try to revoke your membership over it...

[songspiel]

Oh? [ a beat. ] Well, she's doing it right now.

[meatshields]

THAT DAMNED BITCH!

Just ignore her, Lucille-chan!