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[ what's that on your network? only a hideous blingee'd travesty (well at least the real life handmade equivalent thereof. just roll with it) of a recruitment poster. that's right asgard, sena kashiwazaki has decided that what this place really needs is a branch of the friendless losers club. ...not that you can tell given that the poster doesn't even say what you should join and what it does say sounds highly questionable. to completely not clarify things, here's a recruitment speech by sena who is broadcasting in front of Baldr house and holding up that poster ]

Hmph! Congratulate yourselves because today you get to hear my voice! As you can see I'm advertising for new members so respond here to join!

By the way, I don't accept bitches or trash! Don't pollute my beautiful post with your worthless responses alright?

[ end transmission... OR IS IT the transmission definitely cuts out for a while but it's only a minute or so before another feed comes on, the sound of struggling and cries of 'let go!' and --- BAM! Sena Kashiwazaki feels the wrath of a flyswatter on her and takes 5 damage. It's like you could almost see this coming... but from who? Y E P it's none other than Yozora Mikazuki. ]

The only one who will be polluting this post is you and your shamelessness! What kind of blatant lies are you spreading about my club? [ hold on hold on reading the fine print ] "Fun private times..."

[ WH... WHAT... Yozora's face turns a bright shade of red and hits Sena again! ]

Who gave you permission to participate in such lewd activities under my club's name!? Be disgusting in your own spare time, Meat! Nymphomaniac! Pervert! Don't come near me!

[ Sena's face is a study of URGE TO KILL RISING. ] Shut up! I see advertisements like these online all the time! If they're so popular then it means they work! [ SENA DON'T BASE YOUR RECRUITMENT POSTER DESIGNS ON ADS ON EROGE FORUMS OK ] And isn't it obvious? If I were to finally spend time with my female friends, I'd want it to be just us! I don't want disgusting trash watching... whether it's taking sticker pictures or going to the zoo... It's because you're lewd and disgusting! That's why you think everything else is lewd and disgusting too!

[ and whoops enjoy the close up of yozora's stupid fox face as sena tries to shove her head away ] Cover your ugly face! I can't believe that your face and Shiori-chan's face have been recorded on the same post!

[ no don't shove her!! yozora pushes sena's head down in retaliation ] This post was already a disgrace to begin with! I would recycle my poster if it hadn't brought in a dirty, shameless, airheaded, lolita-loving monster. Go drag your vulgar boobs and filthy antics somewhere else!

[ she twitches with each insult, eyes growing wide and teary and she flails her arms against yozora ] U, ugh... You should be grateful that I joined... [ the crumpled up poster sails into view heading for yozora's face ] Stupid Yozoraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

[ and with sena running off to bawl in like a corner somewhere the feed finally ACTUALLY ends ]

( ooc: sena & yozora. we'll be tagging people separately ehe ;3; apologies for the hideous horror )

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[ nill run away!!!!!! ]

H-hello!

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[ !!! but... but at least you've stopped fighting?? isn't that a good thing? ;A; she looks almost relieved at this-- looks like her frantic gestures managed to distract you from fighting!! ahaha.

have a shy smile, sena. please don't fight anymore... she'll cry if you fight... ]

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[ all of sena's hnggggghhhhs

too cute too cute oh no she has no defense against that qt attack. bitchery yes, shy smiles no! ]

Welcome new Neighbors Club member!

I mean, that's why you're commenting right? You want to join? You're in, ignore that fox woman if she says anything different!

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[ if only nill knew how super effective shy smiles are... alas, she looks momentarily confused at this-- a club? this is a club? even if they were fighting?

oh, but the club sounds so nice... 'neighbours club'! it sounds so friendly! she perks up at this. have nodding, here. yes, she'll join the club! ]

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[ oh nill please save yourself. sena's making a little high-pitched sound of pure delight here ok. that's what that sound is. not a shrilling teakettle ]

That's great! Well our club meets every class day... well it used to when it was a school club. But I guess since we're here, we can just meet whenever we want! Ah we don't have a clubroom yet but I'll work on it. Is there anything particular you want to have the clubroom stocked? I can get it for you!

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[ what are instincts of self-preservation... that high-pitched sound is extremely alarming and nill is not sure what to make of it. :c but before she can make anything of it-- info overloaaaaaaad ;A; !!!!!

have just the most confused and desperate look, here, sena. she wants to join this club and be a member and everything, but but but ahhhfwslks.

just. focusing on the last question-- first thing that comes to mind! she mimes book-reading gestures! books! books would be good! books would be good, right?? ]

1/3

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[ i'm sorry but she can't find that confused look anything but adorable so she is now going to have to indulge herself for a few minutes of unadulterated squeeing ]

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[ enjoy two minutes of

just.

this.

face. ]

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[ ok and nill's response finally registers. oh! books! oh... sena looks a little disappointed. not that she has anything against y'know. literacy or intellectual pursuits! but she was hoping nill would ask for something they could do together like maybe games or a karaoke machine or games or games and did i already say games? ]

Books? I think that stupid foxface must have some already and if not I can just commandeer some from the library! What kind of books do you like?

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[ ... BRB PETRIFIED WHAT IS THAT LOOK-- ]

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[ oh, good, you stopped making that face... just... considering your words a little. you looked a little disappointed! D: she's wondering why. as she wonders, she's trying to figure out how she can mime out the answer to this one...

she gets up and strikes a prince-like pose, before swinging around an imaginary sword. she likes books about prince and princesses! *^* and fairytales and happy endings... ]